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My postman would have known for SURE!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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What is it with dildos not being packed discreetly these days?
I have had yet another delivery arrive in just an opaque thick plastic bag. Not even any bubble wrap! 
You can easily feel the shape and squishiness of a rubber cock inside the package.
I thought this one would at least come in a box as I bought it from e-bay and not from Wish this time!
It is a good Job I live alone and don't houseshare or still live with my parents! 
Do any of you fabbers have the same issues with sex toys you purchase online?
My postie must know I am a perverted sexual deviant by now!  |
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Lovehoney delivered some exciting new toys for us yesterday. All very discreet apart I bet every postie knows "LH Trading" is Lovehoney, so they might as well have just plastered cock pics all over it  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What is it with dildos not being packed discreetly these days?
I have had yet another delivery arrive in just an opaque thick plastic bag. Not even any bubble wrap!
You can easily feel the shape and squishiness of a rubber cock inside the package.
I thought this one would at least come in a box as I bought it from e-bay and not from Wish this time!
It is a good Job I live alone and don't houseshare or still live with my parents!
Do any of you fabbers have the same issues with sex toys you purchase online?
My postie must know I am a perverted sexual deviant by now! "
I actually used to only buy stuff from Amazon Prime if it said it was dispatched by Amazon EU Sarl, was the only way I knew that it would definitely be in a brown cardboard packaging. Luckily The last thing I bought (a giant 12inch dildo) came in a brown box too |
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"What is it with dildos not being packed discreetly these days?
I have had yet another delivery arrive in just an opaque thick plastic bag. Not even any bubble wrap!
You can easily feel the shape and squishiness of a rubber cock inside the package.
I thought this one would at least come in a box as I bought it from e-bay and not from Wish this time!
It is a good Job I live alone and don't houseshare or still live with my parents!
Do any of you fabbers have the same issues with sex toys you purchase online?
My postie must know I am a perverted sexual deviant by now! "
don't worry knowing posties he's probably kinkier than you are
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By (user no longer on site)
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I ordered a Pinwheel from Amazon, the customs label had a section stating exactly what was in the package 
Everything else has come in plain boxes so far though. |
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"Lovehoney delivered some exciting new toys for us yesterday. All very discreet apart I bet every postie knows "LH Trading" is Lovehoney, so they might as well have just plastered cock pics all over it "
Never noticed this before!  |
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My lovehoney stuff came in discreet boxes but the postie didn't take it for collection to the post office when I was out, he left it outside the door
Someone would have had a shock if they had stolen that
I send all my parcels for collection at the post office now  |
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"What is it with dildos not being packed discreetly these days?
I have had yet another delivery arrive in just an opaque thick plastic bag. Not even any bubble wrap!
You can easily feel the shape and squishiness of a rubber cock inside the package.
I thought this one would at least come in a box as I bought it from e-bay and not from Wish this time!
It is a good Job I live alone and don't houseshare or still live with my parents!
Do any of you fabbers have the same issues with sex toys you purchase online?
My postie must know I am a perverted sexual deviant by now!
I actually used to only buy stuff from Amazon Prime if it said it was dispatched by Amazon EU Sarl, was the only way I knew that it would definitely be in a brown cardboard packaging. Luckily The last thing I bought (a giant 12inch dildo) came in a brown box too "
I dare not buy anything of that nature from amazon prime as I added my dad to my account and he gets an announcement on his Alexa of our f deliveries
Not sure how to turn it off
Jo x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What is it with dildos not being packed discreetly these days?
I have had yet another delivery arrive in just an opaque thick plastic bag. Not even any bubble wrap!
You can easily feel the shape and squishiness of a rubber cock inside the package.
I thought this one would at least come in a box as I bought it from e-bay and not from Wish this time!
It is a good Job I live alone and don't houseshare or still live with my parents!
Do any of you fabbers have the same issues with sex toys you purchase online?
My postie must know I am a perverted sexual deviant by now!
I actually used to only buy stuff from Amazon Prime if it said it was dispatched by Amazon EU Sarl, was the only way I knew that it would definitely be in a brown cardboard packaging. Luckily The last thing I bought (a giant 12inch dildo) came in a brown box too
I dare not buy anything of that nature from amazon prime as I added my dad to my account and he gets an announcement on his Alexa of our f deliveries
Not sure how to turn it off
Jo x "
Hahah yeah I have to be careful too as my dads address is also on there from when i sent some presents to his flat, I have already nearly sent something there once and had to cancel the order lol! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You could have ordered a large meaty Eastern European sausage from an online delicatessen?
Hahaha ... Tell me a variety of sausage that has balls? "
Maybe they're just the two free faggots you get with the sausage? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I miss my old postman for these. Love Honey parcels were a regular at mine and he said he wouldn't come and rescue me when I showed him the crop he'd just delivered. My Dom had got it ready for our meet up the next day. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It doesnt matter how discreet the packaging everyone in delivery service knows the address of the companies. If your real lucky you can have it delivered while its still vibrating too only happened once but damn what a funny moment handing that over |
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"What is it with dildos not being packed discreetly these days?
I have had yet another delivery arrive in just an opaque thick plastic bag. Not even any bubble wrap!
You can easily feel the shape and squishiness of a rubber cock inside the package.
I thought this one would at least come in a box as I bought it from e-bay and not from Wish this time!
It is a good Job I live alone and don't houseshare or still live with my parents!
Do any of you fabbers have the same issues with sex toys you purchase online?
My postie must know I am a perverted sexual deviant by now!
I actually used to only buy stuff from Amazon Prime if it said it was dispatched by Amazon EU Sarl, was the only way I knew that it would definitely be in a brown cardboard packaging. Luckily The last thing I bought (a giant 12inch dildo) came in a brown box too
I dare not buy anything of that nature from amazon prime as I added my dad to my account and he gets an announcement on his Alexa of our f deliveries
Not sure how to turn it off
Jo x "
What’s Alexa say “ your daughters 9” rubber butt plug was delivered today at 09.46” |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What is it with dildos not being packed discreetly these days?
I have had yet another delivery arrive in just an opaque thick plastic bag. Not even any bubble wrap!
You can easily feel the shape and squishiness of a rubber cock inside the package.
I thought this one would at least come in a box as I bought it from e-bay and not from Wish this time!
It is a good Job I live alone and don't houseshare or still live with my parents!
Do any of you fabbers have the same issues with sex toys you purchase online?
My postie must know I am a perverted sexual deviant by now! "
You’ll know for sure as he hands it to you with a smile and wink and says “enjoy”  |
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My best mate is a positive, he knows what's in the parcels and they all have a giggle when in the sorting office,
He said the best part is delivering and needing a signature,
His got some good stories, |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Coming from an ex postie of 17 years......trust me, we know!  "
Slightly off topic but our postie knows wayyyy too much ... windows open in the summer etc ... cringeeeee |
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By *he BWCMan
over a year ago
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Working in a sortation warehouse for a very famous online company I was sorting parcels into postcode areas.
After about five minutes I noticed a large humming sound coming from one off the boxes I informed the supervisor as there was a potential suspect package. She came over and picked the parcel up and it instantly stopped.
I couldn't stop laughing and the poor supervisor tried to hide her embarrassment and said well if it starts again it will be the delivery drivers problem. |
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"I ordered a Pinwheel from Amazon, the customs label had a section stating exactly what was in the package
Everything else has come in plain boxes so far though. "
I worked for Parcelforce last year, there's a section called chinese that has tens of thousands of grey plastic packages which are sorted by hand. We had a ball feeling all the dildos and toys, the description on the labels were creative |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I ordered a Pinwheel from Amazon, the customs label had a section stating exactly what was in the package
Everything else has come in plain boxes so far though.
I worked for Parcelforce last year, there's a section called chinese that has tens of thousands of grey plastic packages which are sorted by hand. We had a ball feeling all the dildos and toys, the description on the labels were creative "
Oh wow! So this is what happens at a sorting office lol. |
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"I ordered a Pinwheel from Amazon, the customs label had a section stating exactly what was in the package
Everything else has come in plain boxes so far though.
I worked for Parcelforce last year, there's a section called chinese that has tens of thousands of grey plastic packages which are sorted by hand. We had a ball feeling all the dildos and toys, the description on the labels were creative
Oh wow! So this is what happens at a sorting office lol."
It's a cracking job and pays well, no need for gym membership, regular, long, organised breaks and the shifts go fast. |
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Nope as the only online places I really buy from are Love Honey and Bondara so they're always packaged discretely. However if the postman knew the trading names then they can figure it out from the return address regardless. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I deliver parcels for royal mail ,yes there has been a few questionable items!
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I work for Royal mail and the stuff we have seen falling out of badly wrapped packets |
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"I deliver parcels for royal mail ,yes there has been a few questionable items!
I work for Royal mail and the stuff we have seen falling out of badly wrapped packets "
my partner was a postie ..kit was hilarious  |
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