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There is a man in my kitchen..
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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.. pretty sure he has a penis and deffo has a pulse...
.. looks a smidge bit older than the postman i was eyeing up the other day..
** Disclaimer i'm not actually going to rip his clothes off, although did think about it  Covid frustration is a thing!  
oh and he is doing my yearly boiler service lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Don’t worry. During lockdown I ended up shagging the guy who came to clean my windows and cut my grass. "
i shuddered because the guys that do my grass and windows are not good looking AT all.. although very nice men lol
Hope you guy was a hottie |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I need to get a trade and work near you 2 wow "
flattery will get you everywhere..
although its Wed morning ad i can assure you i look nothing like i do in my pics haha.. deffo in 'mum mode'
hair tied up, glasses, no make up, |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The guy who recently serviced my boiler was hot. I could have took him right then and there! We did chat for a bit but there was no real chemistry."
gag him.. just use his body lol |
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"The guy who recently serviced my boiler was hot. I could have took him right then and there! We did chat for a bit but there was no real chemistry.
gag him.. just use his body lol "
We chatted by text for a little while and I weren't feeling him at all.
But yes...Next time I may just take that advice....made me smile.
Stuff my knickers in his mouth and fuck him
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don’t worry. During lockdown I ended up shagging the guy who came to clean my windows and cut my grass.
i shuddered because the guys that do my grass and windows are not good looking AT all.. although very nice men lol
Hope you guy was a hottie "
He was. I may have purposely asked for his services because he was good looking. Didn’t expect anything to happen though and he never knocked money off! |
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"The guy who recently serviced my boiler was hot. I could have took him right then and there! We did chat for a bit but there was no real chemistry.
gag him.. just use his body lol
We chatted by text for a little while and I weren't feeling him at all.
But yes...Next time I may just take that advice....made me smile.
Stuff my knickers in his mouth and fuck him
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Ooft! Can I be a substitute for him if it doesn't pan out?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The guy who recently serviced my boiler was hot. I could have took him right then and there! We did chat for a bit but there was no real chemistry.
gag him.. just use his body lol "
I get the feeling that's another of those comments that a lady can get away with while a man would need to duck to avoid the incoming fire   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The life of a gardener, I have one or two stories 
Are they notorious then cos my one turned out to be a prick! "
Did you ask him to be your boyfriend? Lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The guy who recently serviced my boiler was hot. I could have took him right then and there! We did chat for a bit but there was no real chemistry.
gag him.. just use his body lol
We chatted by text for a little while and I weren't feeling him at all.
But yes...Next time I may just take that advice....made me smile.
Stuff my knickers in his mouth and fuck him
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YES girl! you go do that.. |
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By *RSTCouple
over a year ago
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"The guy who recently serviced my boiler was hot. I could have took him right then and there! We did chat for a bit but there was no real chemistry.
gag him.. just use his body lol
We chatted by text for a little while and I weren't feeling him at all.
But yes...Next time I may just take that advice....made me smile.
Stuff my knickers in his mouth and fuck him
"
I know nothing about boilers, but I'll take a look!
Mrs DRST has a thing for the guy that runs the company we use. She booked him for the last service, got all dressed up, smelling nice and all excited. I did have a chuckle when he'd sent one of his lads instead of coming himself. She was very disappointed.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The guy who recently serviced my boiler was hot. I could have took him right then and there! We did chat for a bit but there was no real chemistry.
gag him.. just use his body lol
I get the feeling that's another of those comments that a lady can get away with while a man would need to duck to avoid the incoming fire "
I completely agree with you,, and im the one who said it.
im completely objectifying men in my mind right now.. if i was a bloke id be verbally slaughtered. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why did I became a computer nerd.
Anybody need a help with their computer?!?"
Reminds me of the time I was asked by an ex- to come round and troubleshoot her Apple Mac. She was blowing me while I was looking at the computer. I had to tell her to stop as I was more interested in fixing the problem. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Why did I became a computer nerd.
Anybody need a help with their computer?!?"
Cant computer nerds work remotely these days??
which sucks, unless of course its a physical fault |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The guy who recently serviced my boiler was hot. I could have took him right then and there! We did chat for a bit but there was no real chemistry.
gag him.. just use his body lol
I get the feeling that's another of those comments that a lady can get away with while a man would need to duck to avoid the incoming fire "
Yup. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Why did I became a computer nerd.
Anybody need a help with their computer?!?
Reminds me of the time I was asked by an ex- to come round and troubleshoot her Apple Mac. She was blowing me while I was looking at the computer. I had to tell her to stop as I was more interested in fixing the problem."
Brutal |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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".. pretty sure he has a penis and deffo has a pulse...
.. looks a smidge bit older than the postman i was eyeing up the other day..
** Disclaimer i'm not actually going to rip his clothes off, although did think about it Covid frustration is a thing!
oh and he is doing my yearly boiler service lol "
I shagged the Postie during lockdown! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I need to get a trade and work near you 2 wow
flattery will get you everywhere..
although its Wed morning ad i can assure you i look nothing like i do in my pics haha.. deffo in 'mum mode'
hair tied up, glasses, no make up, "
Nowt wrong with the mum look... i get quite turned on by that  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The life of a gardener, I have one or two stories
Are they notorious then cos my one turned out to be a prick!
Did you ask him to be your boyfriend? Lol "
I wasn’t expecting anything, just thought I’d have a little perve. After the first time he came he added me on insta, second time he came back to do grass and when he asked me to carry his rake to the back garden, he held his hand out to take it from me and I thought he wanted to give me a hug so I hugged him! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The guy who recently serviced my boiler was hot. I could have took him right then and there! We did chat for a bit but there was no real chemistry.
gag him.. just use his body lol
We chatted by text for a little while and I weren't feeling him at all.
But yes...Next time I may just take that advice....made me smile.
Stuff my knickers in his mouth and fuck him
I know nothing about boilers, but I'll take a look!
Mrs DRST has a thing for the guy that runs the company we use. She booked him for the last service, got all dressed up, smelling nice and all excited. I did have a chuckle when he'd sent one of his lads instead of coming himself. She was very disappointed. "
I can totally imagine her ladyship doing this - and I would absolutely take the piss out of her for it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why did I became a computer nerd.
Anybody need a help with their computer?!?
Cant computer nerds work remotely these days??
which sucks, unless of course its a physical fault "
I always prefer hands on troubleshooting |
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".. pretty sure he has a penis and deffo has a pulse...
.. looks a smidge bit older than the postman i was eyeing up the other day..
** Disclaimer i'm not actually going to rip his clothes off, although did think about it Covid frustration is a thing!
oh and he is doing my yearly boiler service lol
I shagged the Postie during lockdown! "
Hope it was a first class shag |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The guy who recently serviced my boiler was hot. I could have took him right then and there! We did chat for a bit but there was no real chemistry.
gag him.. just use his body lol
I get the feeling that's another of those comments that a lady can get away with while a man would need to duck to avoid the incoming fire
I completely agree with you,, and im the one who said it.
im completely objectifying men in my mind right now.. if i was a bloke id be verbally slaughtered. "
Although, given the number of profiles that mention CNC in sure there's a few ladies that like the idea - and I suspect it is the idea they like not in anyway the reality.
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By *RSTCouple
over a year ago
S. Northants |
"The guy who recently serviced my boiler was hot. I could have took him right then and there! We did chat for a bit but there was no real chemistry.
gag him.. just use his body lol
We chatted by text for a little while and I weren't feeling him at all.
But yes...Next time I may just take that advice....made me smile.
Stuff my knickers in his mouth and fuck him
I know nothing about boilers, but I'll take a look!
Mrs DRST has a thing for the guy that runs the company we use. She booked him for the last service, got all dressed up, smelling nice and all excited. I did have a chuckle when he'd sent one of his lads instead of coming himself. She was very disappointed.
I can totally imagine her ladyship doing this - and I would absolutely take the piss out of her for it "
Trust me I did, I still do when I see his vans around. I was in work and saw the guy on the ring doorbell then heard her voice full of disappointment when she answered the door. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My gasway man is so hot!
And I swear I havnt messed the boiler up so he has had to come out five times in two weeks !!
I’ve named him Mr Sexy Blue Eyes!
I have no balls to ask if he is single though 
I’ll just keep my fantasy’s to myself  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The guy who recently serviced my boiler was hot. I could have took him right then and there! We did chat for a bit but there was no real chemistry.
gag him.. just use his body lol
We chatted by text for a little while and I weren't feeling him at all.
But yes...Next time I may just take that advice....made me smile.
Stuff my knickers in his mouth and fuck him
I know nothing about boilers, but I'll take a look!
Mrs DRST has a thing for the guy that runs the company we use. She booked him for the last service, got all dressed up, smelling nice and all excited. I did have a chuckle when he'd sent one of his lads instead of coming himself. She was very disappointed.
I can totally imagine her ladyship doing this - and I would absolutely take the piss out of her for it
Trust me I did, I still do when I see his vans around. I was in work and saw the guy on the ring doorbell then heard her voice full of disappointment when she answered the door. "
Actually laughing out loud at this.
Mr |
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By *c4funMan
over a year ago
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".. pretty sure he has a penis and deffo has a pulse...
.. looks a smidge bit older than the postman i was eyeing up the other day..
** Disclaimer i'm not actually going to rip his clothes off, although did think about it Covid frustration is a thing!
oh and he is doing my yearly boiler service lol
I shagged the Postie during lockdown!
Hope it was a first class shag "
Bet he delivered |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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".. pretty sure he has a penis and deffo has a pulse...
.. looks a smidge bit older than the postman i was eyeing up the other day..
** Disclaimer i'm not actually going to rip his clothes off, although did think about it Covid frustration is a thing!
oh and he is doing my yearly boiler service lol
I shagged the Postie during lockdown!
Hope it was a first class shag
Bet he delivered "
A full sack, as it happens! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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lol Cant reply to everyone but thanks all for contributing.. Loving the lil stories of the frustrated ladies and the guys who wanna swap professions.. hehe x x
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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although its Wed morning ad i can assure you i look nothing like i do in my pics haha.. deffo in 'mum mode'
hair tied up, glasses, no make up,
Natural beauty is the best "
Im laughing.. because i know what i look like
#catfish |
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By *c4funMan
over a year ago
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".. pretty sure he has a penis and deffo has a pulse...
.. looks a smidge bit older than the postman i was eyeing up the other day..
** Disclaimer i'm not actually going to rip his clothes off, although did think about it Covid frustration is a thing!
oh and he is doing my yearly boiler service lol
I shagged the Postie during lockdown!
Hope it was a first class shag
Bet he delivered
A full sack, as it happens!"
Did it fit in the letterbox or did he have to leave it by the back door? |
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".. pretty sure he has a penis and deffo has a pulse...
.. looks a smidge bit older than the postman i was eyeing up the other day..
** Disclaimer i'm not actually going to rip his clothes off, although did think about it Covid frustration is a thing!
oh and he is doing my yearly boiler service lol
I shagged the Postie during lockdown!
Hope it was a first class shag
Bet he delivered
A full sack, as it happens!"
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although its Wed morning ad i can assure you i look nothing like i do in my pics haha.. deffo in 'mum mode'
hair tied up, glasses, no make up,
Natural beauty is the best
Im laughing.. because i know what i look like
#catfish "
I will take your word for it...... With a pinch of salt |
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"There’s a man in ma kitchen what am i gonna do
And now I have Ali G in my head
HAHA thats class.. ive now got it in my head too!
I give in. "
Sorry i didn’t read the comments before I commented. Great minds think alike, and fools rarely differ and all that |
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