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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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After hearing this morning about 2 d*unken blokes in Sunderland discovering an image of Christ on the wall of a Chinese takeaway, I was reminded of this old find in Mexico from the 1980's:-
"An image of Jesus Christ's face on the outside wall of a church in Guatemala City caused huge excitement among the locals and it was claimed that the image gave miraculous cures. The excitement lasted for two weeks before it was found to be a whitewashed poster of country and western singer Willie Nelson."  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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And a bit of Willy trivia for you !
He actually wrote 'Crazy' a song that most of us associate with Patsy Cline.
An acquired taste musically, but a very interesting character ! |
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"And a bit of Willy trivia for you !
He actually wrote 'Crazy' a song that most of us associate with Patsy Cline.
An acquired taste musically, but a very interesting character !"
I love him and i knew he wrote crazy along with suspicious minds.
Listen to seven spanish angels or blue eyes crying in the rain they are my favourite |
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At work once my boss and one of the other guys were boring me with endless chatter, so I goes.... OMG! the damp patch in your office looks like baby Jesus!
It distracted them for a surprisingly long time  I had a fag break and everyfink and they were still lookin' at it when I got back |
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"At work once my boss and one of the other guys were boring me with endless chatter, so I goes.... OMG! the damp patch in your office looks like baby Jesus!
It distracted them for a surprisingly long time I had a fag break and everyfink and they were still lookin' at it when I got back "
That's the devil's work I tell thi! You need to watch 'Crazy church people' on YouTube again and start respecting the lord! lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I know where Jesus Christ is most weekends.....Dogging!
He drives this little red car and dresses as a woman (and very badly too)
We often see blokes sneak up to the car with their cock in their hand, when they stick their head through the open window you can hear the doggers shout "Jesus Christ!" And stagger back to their cars with wide eyed shock from the religious experience! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I know where Jesus Christ is most weekends.....Dogging!
He drives this little red car and dresses as a woman (and very badly too)
We often see blokes sneak up to the car with their cock in their hand, when they stick their head through the open window you can hear the doggers shout "Jesus Christ!" And stagger back to their cars with wide eyed shock from the religious experience!"
I heard he sometimes just leaves mysterious tyre tracks ... but it still gets people talking  |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
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"As for religious images, Our Lady of Fatima takes some outdoing !
and the pilgramages still go on "
I quite enjoyed her on I'm a Celebrity, but I wouldn't say I worshipped her |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I once thought I saw Jesus's's's's face in a cloud but on closer inspection it was Bruce Forsyth 
That's the 47th Bruce Forsyth cloud I have seen this month.  "
Have you spoken to your GP about this? |
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"I once thought I saw Jesus's's's's face in a cloud but on closer inspection it was Bruce Forsyth
That's the 47th Bruce Forsyth cloud I have seen this month.
Have you spoken to your GP about this? "
I don't need a GP one of my other personalities in a medical practitioner.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I once thought I saw Jesus's's's's face in a cloud but on closer inspection it was Bruce Forsyth
That's the 47th Bruce Forsyth cloud I have seen this month.
Have you spoken to your GP about this?
I don't need a GP one of my other personalities in a medical practitioner. "
Pmsl no flies on thee are there Naploleon? |
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