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What's the worst thing you've done d*unk?
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"I've never been d*unk x"Good for you I don't recommend it  | |||
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"Once so d*unk, it took me a while before i realised it was 2 girls giving me a bj in a dark corner of a pub car park. "Yeah? | |||
"Champagne with cigarette end in "Oooh, been there... NOT pleasant!! | |||
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"Champagne with cigarette end in
Oooh, been there... NOT pleasant!! "Its awfull x | |||
"Once so d*unk, it took me a while before i realised it was 2 girls giving me a bj in a dark corner of a pub car park. "I'd call that my best thing! | |||
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"Decided it would be a good idea to chat up a girl in a wheelchair things were going well when my friends said they wanted to leave, long story shirt after a small argument i shouted "let me fuck the girl in the wheelchair" just as the music stopped. Safe to say i swiftly exited the club with my head in my hands " That is fucking hilarious | |||
"That is fucking hilarious " Not for the poor woman tho | |||
"Decided it would be a good idea to chat up a girl in a wheelchair things were going well when my friends said they wanted to leave, long story shirt after a small argument i shouted "let me fuck the girl in the wheelchair" just as the music stopped. Safe to say i swiftly exited the club with my head in my hands That is fucking hilarious " For a given value of hilarious, perhaps 
We wheelies are people too 
Anyways, mine was probably puking all over my friend's bedroom carpet at her 21st birthday, after I'd been playing drinking games with old school chums. S very kindly cleared it up  (Although it must be noted our relationship started the day after he'd dr*nk puked all over my mother's bathroom floor, so all was square then ) | |||
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"Jumped out a taxi while the taxi was driving, wasn't at a high speed around 15 mph. Broke the grumpy neighbours car side mirrors. Mistak a bleach bottle, for a bott of alcohol tried drinking it, Was lucky Someone came to the rescue just on time. Singing outside someone's house, Was the wrong house, Women came out swearing and chased me off. This was years ago. " You're a credit to the nation  | |||
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"I've done some pretty dodgy things stone cold sober" And me | |||
"I've done some pretty dodgy things stone cold sober And me "If I ever got really d*unk, I'd be capable of anything I think | |||
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"I've done some pretty dodgy things stone cold sober And me
If I ever got really d*unk, I'd be capable of anything I think"Sounds like it could be fun but dangerous. | |||
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"I did sing. And was flat. I could hear myself but couldn't help it. Since then I know my limit. With alcohol." It can’t have been that bad! | |||
"I did sing. And was flat. I could hear myself but couldn't help it. Since then I know my limit. With alcohol. It can’t have been that bad!" It was as I was my own judge. But being d*unk I somehow didn't care. | |||
"I did sing. And was flat. I could hear myself but couldn't help it. Since then I know my limit. With alcohol. It can’t have been that bad! It was as I was my own judge. But being d*unk I somehow didn't care." You must be quite a nasty judge then, cos when I judge my own singing, I’m nothing but complimentary, and I can’t sing! | |||
"I did sing. And was flat. I could hear myself but couldn't help it. Since then I know my limit. With alcohol. It can’t have been that bad! It was as I was my own judge. But being d*unk I somehow didn't care. You must be quite a nasty judge then, cos when I judge my own singing, I’m nothing but complimentary, and I can’t sing!" Nasty judge? Just modest. I sing all my life. So know what I can do when sober. | |||
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"Mine's too shameful to spell out but it involves a handbag, my piss, and a girlfriend who became my ex shortly after. Not my finest hour "I was about 17but Again, rather too shameful, but ended up in some reckless and dangerous behaviour, and my having to be beaten to a pulp by my friends in order to stop me. Have not been d*unk since!! | |||
"I did sing. And was flat. I could hear myself but couldn't help it. Since then I know my limit. With alcohol." Me too ... and theres a video ... god it was soooo bad .. makes me cringe lol. But I looked like I was TOTALLY enjoying myself so it’s not all bad
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"fell out of a car on the motor way and got trapped" Hang on - what? | |||
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"Wanked myself off in front of a group of mates on a old station platform. "Is that where you got off? | |||
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Luckily, that’s about the worst. | |||
"I fell down a flight of stairs leaving a nightclub in a lbd with no knickers. Knocked myself out, showed everyone my foof whilst un conscious and ended up in the hospital I worked at. Mortified! " That is hilarious. You are stunning btw | |||
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Not my finest hour but it was like 20 odd years ago | |||
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"I fell down a flight of stairs leaving a nightclub in a lbd with no knickers. Knocked myself out, showed everyone my foof whilst un conscious and ended up in the hospital I worked at. Mortified! That is hilarious. You are stunning btw" Aww, thanks, nice pics yourself x | |||
"I fell down a flight of stairs leaving a nightclub in a lbd with no knickers. Knocked myself out, showed everyone my foof whilst un conscious and ended up in the hospital I worked at. Mortified! That is hilarious. You are stunning btw Aww, thanks, nice pics yourself x" And thank you. If only we lived closer  | |||
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"1 - Burned down a School 2 - Rearranged an entire set of roadworks to a different street leaving a large hole wide open 3 - Stole every flag and sign from a golf Course replacing them around the roof of a historical building I no longer drink Sambucca because of two of these " Which two, and what do you drink instead?  | |||
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"1 - Burned down a School 2 - Rearranged an entire set of roadworks to a different street leaving a large hole wide open 3 - Stole every flag and sign from a golf Course replacing them around the roof of a historical building I no longer drink Sambucca because of two of these Which two, and what do you drink instead? "2 + 3 I stick to the beer or Jäger now as more likely to just kiss random people that create utter chaos | |||
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"1 - Burned down a School 2 - Rearranged an entire set of roadworks to a different street leaving a large hole wide open 3 - Stole every flag and sign from a golf Course replacing them around the roof of a historical building I no longer drink Sambucca because of two of these Which two, and what do you drink instead?
2 + 3 I stick to the beer or Jäger now as more likely to just kiss random people that create utter chaos "Why does none of this surprise me, Groot and why isn't item 1 included in "things you don't do anymore"? | |||
"1 - Burned down a School 2 - Rearranged an entire set of roadworks to a different street leaving a large hole wide open 3 - Stole every flag and sign from a golf Course replacing them around the roof of a historical building I no longer drink Sambucca because of two of these Which two, and what do you drink instead?
2 + 3 I stick to the beer or Jäger now as more likely to just kiss random people that create utter chaos
Why does none of this surprise me, Groot and why isn't item 1 included in "things you don't do anymore"? "Because the first one was mixing Valium and vodka I haven’t touched Valium since | |||
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mine is tame in comparison to some of these.
I went out with a tin of black paint and painted smiley faces on all the mini roundabouts where I was living.
They were there for about 10 years.
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"Sadly it involved a blade and my own body.. Hence the reason I'm two years sober tomorrow " gosh. I hope you are in a better place now. | |||
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Everyone working at the hospital A&E thought it was hilarious, me not so much
There was talk of it having to be operated on, luckily I managed to convince them to give it time to heal and no op was required in the end | |||
"Sadly it involved a blade and my own body.. Hence the reason I'm two years sober tomorrow gosh. I hope you are in a better place now."It was definitely a wake up call, waking up in hospital.. Happier than I've ever been now.. | |||
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"1 - Burned down a School 2 - Rearranged an entire set of roadworks to a different street leaving a large hole wide open 3 - Stole every flag and sign from a golf Course replacing them around the roof of a historical building I no longer drink Sambucca because of two of these Which two, and what do you drink instead?
2 + 3 I stick to the beer or Jäger now as more likely to just kiss random people that create utter chaos
Why does none of this surprise me, Groot and why isn't item 1 included in "things you don't do anymore"?
Because the first one was mixing Valium and vodka
I haven’t touched Valium since "Ah, now that makes more sense | |||
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"Sadly it involved a blade and my own body.. Hence the reason I'm two years sober tomorrow " Congratulations. 18 yrs sober myself. Stay strong in these tough times. Well done you. James | |||
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"I did sing. And was flat. I could hear myself but couldn't help it. Since then I know my limit. With alcohol. Me too ... and theres a video ... god it was soooo bad .. makes me cringe lol. But I looked like I was TOTALLY enjoying myself so it’s not all bad
Kx"Haha so was I
So much that people I had a drink with sent me to bed as I've had enough apparently.. in the bathroom I just washed my hands & didn't notice blood coming down from my face - been told I banged the tap just above my eye - no pain obviously
I still have a little scar. Great night. | |||
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"Oh jeez, there's been a few. Probably me crawling under all the tables at a wedding looking for my shoes, and then my next door neighbor what I really think of him, without holding back!! Mr wasn't impressed with me that night. It's not something I would do again to be fair." *Telling my next door neighbour | |||
"crawling under all the tables at a wedding looking for my shoes..." That's brilliant | |||
"1 - Burned down a School 2 - Rearranged an entire set of roadworks to a different street leaving a large hole wide open 3 - Stole every flag and sign from a golf Course replacing them around the roof of a historical building I no longer drink Sambucca because of two of these " Did mummy and daddy know about your antics you naghty boy? | |||
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Mind you I have found myself fast asleep under a tree in a strangers garden after getting separated from my mate on a night out on Cambridge
Snails seemed to like my warmth as woke up with a number of them stuck to me
Tge walk of shame back to his at 05.30 and the super thick head that day, well we will leave ot at that
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"My mates mum while he was asleep in the other room I was only young and she gave me the lot even rimmed me I didn't even know it was a sexual act " | |||
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"Sadly it involved a blade and my own body.. Hence the reason I'm two years sober tomorrow " Great too hear 2 years on and sober and hopefully in a better place | |||
"1 - Burned down a School 2 - Rearranged an entire set of roadworks to a different street leaving a large hole wide open 3 - Stole every flag and sign from a golf Course replacing them around the roof of a historical building I no longer drink Sambucca because of two of these Did mummy and daddy know about your antics you naghty boy?" Umm  if they did they didn’t do anything about it it was a weekly competition to see if we could make the police pages in the local paper | |||
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"I've done some pretty dodgy things stone cold sober And me
If I ever got really d*unk, I'd be capable of anything I think"Fancy a drink or two.xx | |||
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and was shouting you no fucky fuck in our pool ... sobered up pdq | |||
