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over a year ago
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"Oooh,
One white with two and one with soya please.
If you can provide dairy free cakes I'll even leave the Mrs to wash up"
Fucking soya?? This isnt star bucks!  ive got a dishwasher, what she like with the hoover? |
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over a year ago
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"Anyone? Im putting kettle on
If you change it to milk on the stove, can i please have my sports direct mug, 2 spoons of coffee and 6 sugars. Ta  "
Jesus |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anyone? Im putting kettle on
If you change it to milk on the stove, can i please have my sports direct mug, 2 spoons of coffee and 6 sugars. Ta
Jesus"
Sorry.. im not that sweet though |
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over a year ago
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"Yes please, with Almond milk and no sugar
You wouldnt like the nut milk in my house mate
Annnnnnnnnnd put off almond milk. Cheers buddy  "
Pleasure! Its impossible to milk a nut anyhow |
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"White coffee, no sugar and skimmed milk 
Hmmmm suppose
Not instant coffee though
I want to shag Zooey Deschanel's, but i take what im given "
Decaf pumpkin spiced latte with skimmed milk please I’ll PM Zooey now and see if we can get this in the diary for you. I make no guarantees |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"White coffee, no sugar and skimmed milk
Hmmmm suppose
Not instant coffee though
I want to shag Zooey Deschanel's, but i take what im given
Decaf pumpkin spiced latte with skimmed milk please I’ll PM Zooey now and see if we can get this in the diary for you. I make no guarantees "
Thanks, i make no guarantees on your coffee  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ooh yes please - saves me missing anymore Bake Off
Oh least i have my uses now and again eh 
I'll return the favour on next advert break "
Yeah and Santa only comes once a year (mrs clause always smiling) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Please cheeky, 1 sugar ill bring the danish short butter biscuits
This guy wins! BEST BISCUIT EVER"
P.s... ive been looking for these for some time.... TK maxx(homesense) sell them!!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Please cheeky, 1 sugar ill bring the danish short butter biscuits
This guy wins! BEST BISCUIT EVER
P.s... ive been looking for these for some time.... TK maxx(homesense) sell them!! "
Mate, Aldi do them all year round!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Please cheeky, 1 sugar ill bring the danish short butter biscuits
This guy wins! BEST BISCUIT EVER
P.s... ive been looking for these for some time.... TK maxx(homesense) sell them!!
Mate, Aldi do them all year round!! "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Please cheeky, 1 sugar ill bring the danish short butter biscuits
This guy wins! BEST BISCUIT EVER
P.s... ive been looking for these for some time.... TK maxx(homesense) sell them!!
Mate, Aldi do them all year round!!
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"Please cheeky, 1 sugar ill bring the danish short butter biscuits
This guy wins! BEST BISCUIT EVER
P.s... ive been looking for these for some time.... TK maxx(homesense) sell them!! "
What about mint Viscounts? |
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over a year ago
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"Yes please can I have a hot vimto with a splash of cherry rum xx
W.T.A. Fuck
It's nice and warming 
So is a duvet "
Don't knock it till you tried it OP xx |
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"Yes please can I have a hot vimto with a splash of cherry rum xx
W.T.A. Fuck
It's nice and warming
So is a duvet
Don't knock it till you tried it OP xx"
Someone said that about taking it up the bum to me once, still never going to happen xx |
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"Yes please can I have a hot vimto with a splash of cherry rum xx
W.T.A. Fuck
It's nice and warming
So is a duvet
Don't knock it till you tried it OP xx
Someone said that about taking it up the bum to me once, still never going to happen xx"
Well we can't all like the same things and would be boring if we did xx |
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over a year ago
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"Yes please can I have a hot vimto with a splash of cherry rum xx
W.T.A. Fuck
It's nice and warming
So is a duvet
Don't knock it till you tried it OP xx
Someone said that about taking it up the bum to me once, still never going to happen xx
Well we can't all like the same things and would be boring if we did xx"
This is true my dear x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Yes please can I have a hot vimto with a splash of cherry rum xx
W.T.A. Fuck
It's nice and warming
So is a duvet
Don't knock it till you tried it OP xx
Someone said that about taking it up the bum to me once, still never going to happen xx
Well we can't all like the same things and would be boring if we did xx
This is true my dear x"
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over a year ago
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"Well if you’re keeping me up all night, I’ll have a white coffee, one sweeter  "
Up all night? I'll give you a good thirty seconds with my socks on if thats any good? But i do have sweetner  |
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"Up all night? I'll give you a good thirty seconds with my socks on if thats any good? But i do have sweetner "
Haha.. 30 seconds! Blimey, best make it a hot chocolate (and marshmallows if you’re feeling naughty)  |
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"Up all night? I'll give you a good thirty seconds with my socks on if thats any good? But i do have sweetner
Haha.. 30 seconds! Blimey, best make it a hot chocolate (and marshmallows if you’re feeling naughty) "
I make the best hot chocolate actually, with real chocolate and cream! No powdered rubbish! X |
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