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pssssttt, want to impress the ladies?
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Shhhhh, don't tell the ladies but I can arrange miniature sized sky remotes - identical in shape and look to the real thing but only half the size. Impress the ladies, show off your supersized cock, buy a miniature sky remote control and get a photo taken next to it. I can also supply miniature i-phones, small rulers and petite beer bottles. No longer will you have to worry about your cock size. No longer will you need to get a vacuum pump. Simply photograph your knob next to one of my mini props and, hey presto!, you have a super sized penis.
By the time she realises, you've already got her in the sack!
To buy your special mini cock prop, simply write to
Acme Products
Big Knob House
Twatt
Shetland
ZE2
stating which of our penis enlarging wonders you would like!
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"Dont need any of that old chap...
Ones butler is ones cock double... "
ah, if your body double has a cock twice the size of yours, make it look ginormous with one of our half sized sky remotes! Really impress the ladies with a cock four times the size of your one. |
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"Dont need any of that old chap...
Ones butler is ones cock double...ah, if your body double has a cock twice the size of yours, make it look ginormous with one of our half sized sky remotes! Really impress the ladies with a cock four times the size of your one. "
Egads!! One didnt consider that...
Two Sky remotes and a beer bottle please...;-) My gentleman's gentleman will pick them up this afternoon...  |
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"Shhhhh, don't tell the ladies but I can arrange miniature sized sky remotes - identical in shape and look to the real thing but only half the size. Impress the ladies, show off your supersized cock, buy a miniature sky remote control and get a photo taken next to it. I can also supply miniature i-phones, small rulers and petite beer bottles. No longer will you have to worry about your cock size. No longer will you need to get a vacuum pump. Simply photograph your knob next to one of my mini props and, hey presto!, you have a super sized penis.
By the time she realises, you've already got her in the sack!
To buy your special mini cock prop, simply write to
Acme Products
Big Knob House
Twatt
Shetland
ZE2
stating which of our penis enlarging wonders you would like!
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PMSL  at this post - brought a smile to my face on a dreaery wet monday morning - Thanks  |
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""Mmmmmm this one has a cock nearly as big as a Sky remote..... FUCKING HELL  look how freaky massive his hands are!"
you have the added bonus of big fingers - my, what fun you could have with them - lol |
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""Mmmmmm this one has a cock nearly as big as a Sky remote..... FUCKING HELL look how freaky massive his hands are!"
Ahem... He may be small, but he's hard enough to support a mini sky remote...
Both hands free to take pictures...;-) |
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