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Your list for Santa.....

By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

What's on your Christmas list this year?

Ok, so we all want Covid to go away*. We all want our loved ones to be happy and healthy**. We all want peace in our time***, no more poverty and hunger and blah blah blah****.

Santa is feeling the pinch a little this year so to fill up our stockings he has to cut a few corners. He's going no more than £8.89 per fabber.

What is the one thing you really really want Santa to bring you? And where would he get it from?

* we all is an assumption, but even if it's just so you can have meets again I think it is a safe bet.

** also an assumption. But hey, you love them so I'm going with it.

*** seems a safe bet, although once again assuming. Although unless you're a warlord or weapons manufacturer I'd say you probably don't fancy WW3 at least

**** yes, I'm being facetious with the blah blah blah. Poverty and hunger are bad. I know. Light hearted thread though.

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By *oeBeansMan over a year ago

Derby

889 1p sweets

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd ask him to get you a pretty potted plant OP. Leave it under your Christmas tree as a surprise.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"889 1p sweets

Good call.... except I thought 1p sweets were now about 5p each?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'd ask him to get you a pretty potted plant OP. Leave it under your Christmas tree as a surprise.

Aww thanks!

I should warn you though, I have the black thumbs of doom with plants..... can it be artificial so I get to keep it please?

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By *oeBeansMan over a year ago

Derby

"889 1p sweets

Good call.... except I thought 1p sweets were now about 5p each?

Crap, you're right. Erm... Can I get back to you?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd ask him to get you a pretty potted plant OP. Leave it under your Christmas tree as a surprise.

Aww thanks!

I should warn you though, I have the black thumbs of doom with plants..... can it be artificial so I get to keep it please?

Santa knows these things.

He would get something suitable I'm sure.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

A simple thing that costs nothing... a day snuggled on the sofa with someone, chatting, laughing, watching a movie and just enjoying each other’s company

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

aprilia rs 660.

gets delivered hopefully before christmas

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A simple thing that costs nothing... a day snuggled on the sofa with someone, chatting, laughing, watching a movie and just enjoying each other’s company "

That sounds nice

I'd like that too please Santa

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"889 1p sweets

Good call.... except I thought 1p sweets were now about 5p each?

Crap, you're right. Erm... Can I get back to you?

You can have 177 5p sweets if you like?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'd ask him to get you a pretty potted plant OP. Leave it under your Christmas tree as a surprise.

Aww thanks!

I should warn you though, I have the black thumbs of doom with plants..... can it be artificial so I get to keep it please?

Santa knows these things.

He would get something suitable I'm sure.

Tbf.... Santa's a damn genius.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"A simple thing that costs nothing... a day snuggled on the sofa with someone, chatting, laughing, watching a movie and just enjoying each other’s company "

Santa can't bring that.....

But I do hope you get it

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"aprilia rs 660.

gets delivered hopefully before christmas

Can Santa get it for £8.89 or less though?

But also. Ooooh

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A simple thing that costs nothing... a day snuggled on the sofa with someone, chatting, laughing, watching a movie and just enjoying each other’s company "

hope you get what you want

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"A simple thing that costs nothing... a day snuggled on the sofa with someone, chatting, laughing, watching a movie and just enjoying each other’s company

That sounds nice

I'd like that too please Santa

Santa can't give you that though....

I think days like that are the Christmas fairy's domain. I'll ask.

But you've got £8.89 from Santa. Go nuts lovely!

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By *oeBeansMan over a year ago

Derby

"889 1p sweets

Good call.... except I thought 1p sweets were now about 5p each?

Crap, you're right. Erm... Can I get back to you?

You can have 177 5p sweets if you like?"

But then I still have 4p left. Sure he can't stretch it to 178 5p sweets?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"889 1p sweets

Good call.... except I thought 1p sweets were now about 5p each?

Crap, you're right. Erm... Can I get back to you?

You can have 177 5p sweets if you like?

But then I still have 4p left. Sure he can't stretch it to 178 5p sweets?

Tell you what. I'm feeling generous. I'll put the 1p in so you can have the extra. But don't tell them all or it'll cost me a fortune

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

I’d like a Viking type millionaire who likes to take care of fat ladies please Santa

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’d like a Viking type millionaire who likes to take care of fat ladies please Santa

ive told you before. you will wear out that thor dvd!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

£8.89 towards a train ticket to Devon

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By *oeBeansMan over a year ago

Derby

"889 1p sweets

Good call.... except I thought 1p sweets were now about 5p each?

Crap, you're right. Erm... Can I get back to you?

You can have 177 5p sweets if you like?

But then I still have 4p left. Sure he can't stretch it to 178 5p sweets?

Tell you what. I'm feeling generous. I'll put the 1p in so you can have the extra. But don't tell them all or it'll cost me a fortune

Awwww thank you, I'll share my sweets with you as a thank you for your contribution. Your secret is safe with me

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By *lbinoGorillaMan over a year ago

Redditch

Provided it's on offer somewhere beforehand, I'll have the new Jack Reacher book, please

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I’d like a Viking type millionaire who likes to take care of fat ladies please Santa

If he costs under £8.89 he's yours!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"£8.89 towards a train ticket to Devon

Awwwww

I'm being strict. Doesn't count. You can buy the train ticket and Santa can get you a coffee on the journey

But also awwwwwwww

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"889 1p sweets

Good call.... except I thought 1p sweets were now about 5p each?

Crap, you're right. Erm... Can I get back to you?

You can have 177 5p sweets if you like?

But then I still have 4p left. Sure he can't stretch it to 178 5p sweets?

Tell you what. I'm feeling generous. I'll put the 1p in so you can have the extra. But don't tell them all or it'll cost me a fortune

Awwww thank you, I'll share my sweets with you as a thank you for your contribution. Your secret is safe with me

Ooooooh.... sharing sweets sounds like a close up activity. I'm thinking this could be fun

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Provided it's on offer somewhere beforehand, I'll have the new Jack Reacher book, please

Good call. Have to be paperback....

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"£8.89 towards a train ticket to Devon

Awwwww

I'm being strict. Doesn't count. You can buy the train ticket and Santa can get you a coffee on the journey

But also awwwwwwww

£8.89 for a coffee though

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"aprilia rs 660.

gets delivered hopefully before christmas

Can Santa get it for £8.89 or less though?

But also. Ooooh"

it was the last bike i worked on before retiring. they have done a good job with it.

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By *oeBeansMan over a year ago

Derby

"889 1p sweets

Good call.... except I thought 1p sweets were now about 5p each?

Crap, you're right. Erm... Can I get back to you?

You can have 177 5p sweets if you like?

But then I still have 4p left. Sure he can't stretch it to 178 5p sweets?

Tell you what. I'm feeling generous. I'll put the 1p in so you can have the extra. But don't tell them all or it'll cost me a fortune

Awwww thank you, I'll share my sweets with you as a thank you for your contribution. Your secret is safe with me

Ooooooh.... sharing sweets sounds like a close up activity. I'm thinking this could be fun

Or I could throw them across the room for you to catch in your mouth. You'll need to open wide though

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"£8.89 towards a train ticket to Devon

Awwwww

I'm being strict. Doesn't count. You can buy the train ticket and Santa can get you a coffee on the journey

But also awwwwwwww

£8.89 for a coffee though

He could get you 2 to be fair. But I know!!

You totally appreciate me even more now don't you

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By *ikesEmBigMan over a year ago

Herts

Ps5

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"aprilia rs 660.

gets delivered hopefully before christmas

Can Santa get it for £8.89 or less though?

But also. Ooooh

it was the last bike i worked on before retiring. they have done a good job with it."

I'd like very much to see when it arrives please.....

And retired! Wow.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"£8.89 towards a train ticket to Devon

Awwwww

I'm being strict. Doesn't count. You can buy the train ticket and Santa can get you a coffee on the journey

But also awwwwwwww

£8.89 for a coffee though

He could get you 2 to be fair. But I know!!

You totally appreciate me even more now don't you

Always

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"889 1p sweets

Good call.... except I thought 1p sweets were now about 5p each?

Crap, you're right. Erm... Can I get back to you?

You can have 177 5p sweets if you like?

But then I still have 4p left. Sure he can't stretch it to 178 5p sweets?

Tell you what. I'm feeling generous. I'll put the 1p in so you can have the extra. But don't tell them all or it'll cost me a fortune

Awwww thank you, I'll share my sweets with you as a thank you for your contribution. Your secret is safe with me

Ooooooh.... sharing sweets sounds like a close up activity. I'm thinking this could be fun

Or I could throw them across the room for you to catch in your mouth. You'll need to open wide though

I'm good at that

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By *naquest321Man over a year ago

Carlisle

I wouldn’t bother this year as he”ll probably be in ICE-solation

Sorry couldn’t help it.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"£8.89 towards a train ticket to Devon

Awwwww

I'm being strict. Doesn't count. You can buy the train ticket and Santa can get you a coffee on the journey

But also awwwwwwww

£8.89 for a coffee though

He could get you 2 to be fair. But I know!!

You totally appreciate me even more now don't you

Always

I cheat..... I bring 2 pints of coffee in a flask

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Ps5"

For less than £8.89?!

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I think you've excluded my Covid jab. And by extension, the going to hug my mum. (Plane ticket? Want to take me a foot on the runway? lol)

Half decent pens. I'll go with that. The standard biros are properly pissing me off.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I wouldn’t bother this year as he”ll probably be in ICE-solation

Sorry couldn’t help it. "

I'm groaning. And not in a good way.

Santa isn't affected by Covid. Except he has to social distance

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I wouldn’t bother this year as he”ll probably be in ICE-solation

Sorry couldn’t help it.

I'm groaning. And not in a good way.

Santa isn't affected by Covid. Except he has to social distance"

Jacinda Ardern declared the Easter Bunny an essential worker in New Zealand. I suspect she has or will add Santa to the list, if they're in restrictions soon.

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By *ily WhiteWoman over a year ago

Just the £6 parking ticket for picking somebody up...because that would mean I'd be having the priceless gift of spending time with them

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"A simple thing that costs nothing... a day snuggled on the sofa with someone, chatting, laughing, watching a movie and just enjoying each other’s company

Santa can't bring that.....

But I do hope you get it"

That’s a shame but it will be here one day. I’ll leave it at that, as desire nothing that costs money

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I think you've excluded my Covid jab. And by extension, the going to hug my mum. (Plane ticket? Want to take me a foot on the runway? lol)

Half decent pens. I'll go with that. The standard biros are properly pissing me off."

Dammit. Knew I'd not covered the jab and the mum.

Plane tickets might get really really cheap...... but probably not that much

Pens. Pens it is!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I wouldn’t bother this year as he”ll probably be in ICE-solation

Sorry couldn’t help it.

I'm groaning. And not in a good way.

Santa isn't affected by Covid. Except he has to social distance

Jacinda Ardern declared the Easter Bunny an essential worker in New Zealand. I suspect she has or will add Santa to the list, if they're in restrictions soon."

She had better!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A fluffy pair of socks please? My toes are freezing at the moment

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Brock O’Hurn with nothing but a bow in his long flowing locks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

£8.89 you say, any chance I could get you a drink for that price down your way???

If so, would Grumpy do me the honour of dressing as Santa and getting you one from me. Thanks.

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By *rHotNottsMan over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Can we get a book ? How to do D/s the proper way - rules, regulations, what all the big words really mean I think it’s published by the BDSM police on the other site

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

£8.89 ... hmmmm

Well for £4.99 there's a little toy that my ankle biter wants, so with the change I would give it to a homeless person for a coffee or a sandwich

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Just the £6 parking ticket for picking somebody up...because that would mean I'd be having the priceless gift of spending time with them

Flipping heck. £6

Well worth it obviously. Have half a coffee as well

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A new life

The return of Woolies for their legendary Pick n Mix

The body I had in my twenties, with the larger boobs I had last year

An unlimited supply of good hash browns in my freezer

All perfectly reasonable I think

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"A fluffy pair of socks please? My toes are freezing at the moment

He can bring you a pack of 3

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Brock O’Hurn with nothing but a bow in his long flowing locks "

If he's charging less than £8.89 I'll have one too

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"£8.89 you say, any chance I could get you a drink for that price down your way???

If so, would Grumpy do me the honour of dressing as Santa and getting you one from me. Thanks. "

I like dressing up me

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By *ust PeachyWoman over a year ago

Prestonish

"What's on your Christmas list this year?

Ok, so we all want Covid to go away*. We all want our loved ones to be happy and healthy**. We all want peace in our time***, no more poverty and hunger and blah blah blah****.

Santa is feeling the pinch a little this year so to fill up our stockings he has to cut a few corners. He's going no more than £8.89 per fabber.

What is the one thing you really really want Santa to bring you? And where would he get it from?

* we all is an assumption, but even if it's just so you can have meets again I think it is a safe bet.

** also an assumption. But hey, you love them so I'm going with it.

*** seems a safe bet, although once again assuming. Although unless you're a warlord or weapons manufacturer I'd say you probably don't fancy WW3 at least

**** yes, I'm being facetious with the blah blah blah. Poverty and hunger are bad. I know. Light hearted thread though."

I’ll have a taxi to take mum back to her sheltered housing please - so I can have a glass of wine or three with Christmas Dinner!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"£8.89 you say, any chance I could get you a drink for that price down your way???

If so, would Grumpy do me the honour of dressing as Santa and getting you one from me. Thanks. "

I'm properly cheap. You can get me 2

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"£8.89 you say, any chance I could get you a drink for that price down your way???

If so, would Grumpy do me the honour of dressing as Santa and getting you one from me. Thanks.

I'm properly cheap. You can get me 2

And also.... aww and thank you

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"£8.89 ... hmmmm

Well for £4.99 there's a little toy that my ankle biter wants, so with the change I would give it to a homeless person for a coffee or a sandwich

The ankle biter gets her own £8.89 though. Plus there is the ankle biter supplement and the cuteness addition. She's ok.

What do YOU want for YOU Panda?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Can we get a book ? How to do D/s the proper way - rules, regulations, what all the big words really mean I think it’s published by the BDSM police on the other site "

Oooh you can. Good call indeed!

Can I have a borrow when you've read it please?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I have a pack of rolls and someone to share them with whilst watching an xmas movie please. X

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"A new life

The return of Woolies for their legendary Pick n Mix

The body I had in my twenties, with the larger boobs I had last year

An unlimited supply of good hash browns in my freezer

All perfectly reasonable I think

For £8.89.....

I'm shopping in the wrong places.

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By *atricia ParnelWoman over a year ago

In a town full of colours

Breakfast in bed please

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"£8.89 you say, any chance I could get you a drink for that price down your way???

If so, would Grumpy do me the honour of dressing as Santa and getting you one from me. Thanks.

I like dressing up me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Are we really talking Christmas?!

Ok... can I just have as much dairy milk chocolate as I can get in the budget. That’ll do. X

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A new notebook for my writing please Santa, mines nearly full. If it has a sugar skull on the front it would be even better

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"£8.89 ... hmmmm

Well for £4.99 there's a little toy that my ankle biter wants, so with the change I would give it to a homeless person for a coffee or a sandwich

The ankle biter gets her own £8.89 though. Plus there is the ankle biter supplement and the cuteness addition. She's ok.

What do YOU want for YOU Panda? "

Well in that case, can I please have a pack of light up candles from the range... think they are just within the budget

If out of stock, then possibly a scented candle... something spicy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do you think £8.89 would be enough for a couple of those massive condoms they had on The Naked Gun?

That's not a humblebrag by the way

, but that might allow cuddles with people outside my current bubble

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A pair of cosy slippers will do me fine