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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Very glad to say I dont have a worst feature...
Its equally bad all over...
*on lookout for sympathy shag...*
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haha euro if no one else offers in an hour ill take one for the team.. lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Very glad to say I dont have a worst feature...
Its equally bad all over...
*on lookout for sympathy shag...*
haha euro if no one else offers in an hour ill take one for the team.. lol"
One can only admire your selfless generosity...
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I hate my hump.. wooden leg.. crappy wig.. glass eye AND to top it off, the mahoosive boils on my fanny..
I'm gonna start a "why can't I get a meet" thread |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Actualy you shouldnt realy mention what you think is your worst body feature.
Nothing wrong with saying you would like to have longer legs or something, but you should be happy with what you have got.
When you mention things you dont like about yourself it can make people notice them and think maybe you are right. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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short legs, fat belly, too hairy, bald head, eyes that don't work, ears and nose that have started to sprout hairs and feet like a hobbit
and that's before we get on to the need for the flannel !
sometimes genetics can be so cruel
shag anyone ? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"short legs, fat belly, too hairy, bald head, eyes that don't work, ears and nose that have started to sprout hairs and feet like a hobbit
and that's before we get on to the need for the flannel !
sometimes genetics can be so cruel
shag anyone ? "
well euro didnt get back to me, so im free  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"short legs, fat belly, too hairy, bald head, eyes that don't work, ears and nose that have started to sprout hairs and feet like a hobbit
and that's before we get on to the need for the flannel !
sometimes genetics can be so cruel
shag anyone ?
well euro didnt get back to me, so im free "
ach you have to watch that one
he's all talk
come 'ere n pucker up
MWWWWWAAAAAAHHHHHH ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When you mention things you dont like about yourself it can make people notice them and think maybe you are right."
i am right, my belly does look like a deflated balloon |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"short legs, fat belly, too hairy, bald head, eyes that don't work, ears and nose that have started to sprout hairs and feet like a hobbit
and that's before we get on to the need for the flannel !
sometimes genetics can be so cruel
shag anyone ? "
Yes but do you smell nice and wear bright colours. 
My hubbys got big bushy eyebrows a kid said to him, how did you get your eyebrows to grow like that?
He has got lots of hairs growing out of his ears and nose as well.
Doesnt bother me at all. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"short legs, fat belly, too hairy, bald head, eyes that don't work, ears and nose that have started to sprout hairs and feet like a hobbit
and that's before we get on to the need for the flannel !
sometimes genetics can be so cruel
shag anyone ?
well euro didnt get back to me, so im free "
Ahem...
See... I respond and... *sigh*
Furtles forlornly back to the fens to start a "look at me thread" before throwing himself under a stationary bus... |
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Im far far from perfect, but im happy with myself, i love my belly, its unique. Looks like a deflated balloon and turns itself inwards and disappears into my belly button. I used to hate my gap in my teeth but now i got that fixed. Change what you dont like about yourself and if you cant change it make the most of it |
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"short legs, fat belly, too hairy, bald head, eyes that don't work, ears and nose that have started to sprout hairs and feet like a hobbit
and that's before we get on to the need for the flannel !
sometimes genetics can be so cruel
shag anyone ?
Yes but do you smell nice and wear bright colours.
My hubbys got big bushy eyebrows a kid said to him, how did you get your eyebrows to grow like that?
He has got lots of hairs growing out of his ears and nose as well.
Doesnt bother me at all. "
I do jays with a nose and ear razor although there not coming out of his nose. Why do older guys loose hair on their head and spout it from everywhere else |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mine is my tummy, it is very flabby and I don't like it at all. My OH says its a nice soft and squidgy tummy, it doesn't make it sound any better.
I am glad though that my legs are ok. Alright I have big thighs but I've always been worried about my legs putting weight on so the ankle is the same width as the thighs, I wouldn't like that so I'd rather stick to the flabby tummy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My upper arms the them! "
i quite like my arms, i work in a ware house so do a lot of heavy lifting for hours a night so they are toned and quite muscular my kids say i have mans arms lol just need to learn to lift with my belly now  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My upper arms the them!
i quite like my arms, i work in a ware house so do a lot of heavy lifting for hours a night so they are toned and quite muscular my kids say i have mans arms lol just need to learn to lift with my belly now "
Belly dancing is good so they say, not tried it myself though, think i will stick with the crunches  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My upper arms the them!
i quite like my arms, i work in a ware house so do a lot of heavy lifting for hours a night so they are toned and quite muscular my kids say i have mans arms lol just need to learn to lift with my belly now "
I'll sit on your belly and you try to lift me lol
I don't like my feet. I hide them from everyone  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My stomach, 3 kids all by c sections has left it with a slight overhang "
same here i have had 3 sections too, i was told that your belly dont shrink back like when you have a natural birth and how right they was |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I want bigger boobs!! 34B although they fit my body size Id love luscious 34D's "
I would like very small ones, then i wouldnt have to wear a bra all the time. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm not going to comment cos I'll be here all day .... but needless to say ... I think we all do too much of this ... what we'd change, what we hate......
BUT ..... you have to love yourself as you are, be confident with your body because it's confidence that's sexy as hell ragardless of our shape.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm not going to comment cos I'll be here all day .... but needless to say ... I think we all do too much of this ... what we'd change, what we hate......
BUT ..... you have to love yourself as you are, be confident with your body because it's confidence that's sexy as hell ragardless of our shape.
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Very true...I just wish I had some |
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This really made me think. And I'm not sure that I actually have an area I dislike the most! I am not a massive fan of my upper arms, belly, spare tyre or arse, but I don't really dislike them. That said, I can't think of what my favourite body part or area would be either. I must just be ambivalent about my whole physical body!
So on the note of un-physical atributes, I'd say my strength of character is my worst feature, as well as my best feature! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My upper arms the them!
i quite like my arms, i work in a ware house so do a lot of heavy lifting for hours a night so they are toned and quite muscular my kids say i have mans arms lol just need to learn to lift with my belly now
I'll sit on your belly and you try to lift me lol
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will you be naked while im doing this?  |
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They're a bit squidgy 
