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The late late nocturnal thread ©™ extra time

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Wow, I really didn't think there would be an extra time thread tonight. Apologies to anyone that didn't get a reply from me on the previous thread. I simply ran out of internet paper.

I'll get started. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What's on your mind? What you up to? Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls and night flamingos. Talk about absolutely anything you want. Everyone is welcome. Smileyface

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By *oreno0969Man over a year ago

Rugby

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Totally feel like you don't love me now Jim.... just saying ;-(

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By *amie HantsWoman over a year ago

Atlantis

My darlings

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By *wistedbambi69Woman over a year ago

Somerset

Just a quick good evening before I pop off to bed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Evening Jim

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

Still snoozie.

This little piglet has just wrapped up in her blanket

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By *oreno0969Man over a year ago

Rugby

"Totally feel like you don't love me now Jim.... just saying ;-("

What is this belt news

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Evenin Jim, I tried my best last night when you wasn't here, but it just flopped like a horses cock! Haha

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By *oreno0969Man over a year ago

Rugby

"My darlings

been in any nice puddles lately?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

indeed, you're tonight's ²nd ¹st poster, nice one!

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By *amie HantsWoman over a year ago

Atlantis

"Still snoozie.

This little piglet has just wrapped up in her blanket "

Now I just want to cover you in gravy

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Evening Jim

Wifey!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Maybe because I forgot the ©™ bit?

Who knows

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Totally feel like you don't love me now Jim.... just saying ;-("

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"Evenin Jim, I tried my best last night when you wasn't here, but it just flopped like a horses cock! Haha

On a toilet? Please say on a toilet... peeping down the u-bend with its willy eye

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Still snoozie.

This little piglet has just wrapped up in her blanket "

Meat duvet?

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"Still snoozie.

This little piglet has just wrapped up in her blanket

Now I just want to cover you in gravy "

And snaffle me up?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Perving Curiouscat

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Totally feel like you don't love me now Jim.... just saying ;-(

What is this belt news

I got someone to buy a leather belt....

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"Still snoozie.

This little piglet has just wrapped up in her blanket

Meat duvet?

Fucking hell woman, my flaps are meaty but they don't double as a cape

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"My darlings

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie darling.

It's been a funny old night tonight.

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Still snoozie.

This little piglet has just wrapped up in her blanket

Meat duvet?

Fucking hell woman, my flaps are meaty but they don't double as a cape

That's why I was worried!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening Jim

Wifey!"

Hey

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evenin Jim, I tried my best last night when you wasn't here, but it just flopped like a horses cock! Haha

On a toilet? Please say on a toilet... peeping down the u-bend with its willy eye "

More like in the outhouse, the toilet u bend was too thin haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Just a quick good evening before I pop off to bed

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Twisted. I hope you get off soon.

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Totally feel like you don't love me now Jim.... just saying ;-(

Ooh! I got Jim's tongue

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By *amie HantsWoman over a year ago

Atlantis

"My darlings

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie darling.

It's been a funny old night tonight."

It’s been a funny old day. I had a strange man proposition me in IKEA again

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sparkles and your cleavage.

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"My darlings

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie darling.

It's been a funny old night tonight.

It’s been a funny old day. I had a strange man proposition me in IKEA again

They don't get much stranger than that one....

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"Still snoozie.

This little piglet has just wrapped up in her blanket

Meat duvet?

Fucking hell woman, my flaps are meaty but they don't double as a cape

That's why I was worried!"

Yeah but now you got me thinking, I could be the real bat-woman.

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By *amie HantsWoman over a year ago

Atlantis

"Still snoozie.

This little piglet has just wrapped up in her blanket

Now I just want to cover you in gravy

And snaffle me up?

That’s the best idea. Throw in some apple sauce too

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 13/10/20 00:51:53]

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

Have a kiss back Jim...X...mwah

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 13/10/20 00:51:53]"

Twonk.

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Still snoozie.

This little piglet has just wrapped up in her blanket

Meat duvet?

Fucking hell woman, my flaps are meaty but they don't double as a cape

That's why I was worried!

Yeah but now you got me thinking, I could be the real bat-woman. "

Is it weird that I now am fighting the urge to google how to grow your flaps longer?

Not yours yours. Your in general. That made it worse.

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"[boxers Removed by poster at 13/10/20 00:51:53 for a sit down tinkle]"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Still snoozie.

This little piglet has just wrapped up in her blanket "

Hey, snoozie Suzy.

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By *manda63Woman over a year ago

Southampton

I'm flitting between the chat rooms

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evenin Jim, I tried my best last night when you wasn't here, but it just flopped like a horses cock! Haha

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Panda. It happens sometimes. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My darlings

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie darling.

It's been a funny old night tonight.

It’s been a funny old day. I had a strange man proposition me in IKEA again

All the strange ones hang around IKEA

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I will try again....

SORRY JIM... my nocturnal thread last night wasn't a successful one like yours... will keep it to the professionals next time

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"Still snoozie.

This little piglet has just wrapped up in her blanket

Meat duvet?

Fucking hell woman, my flaps are meaty but they don't double as a cape

That's why I was worried!

Yeah but now you got me thinking, I could be the real bat-woman.

Is it weird that I now am fighting the urge to google how to grow your flaps longer?

Not yours yours. Your in general. That made it worse.

I got it.

You know those ear spacer bar circle things that put saggy holes in yer lobes?

One in each flappage.

Then.... hang the wet washing on a hanger, insert into flap spacers and do chin ups on the door frame.

Keep fit, dry washing AND flap stretch at the same time.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Maybe because I forgot the ©™ bit?

Who knows "

That might be it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"[boxers Removed by poster at 13/10/20 00:51:53 for a sit down tinkle]"

Is the horses cock still down there?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

and now the ladt post makes it lookike I was being ignored haha

Sorry jimbo, I'm an inpatient bugger! Haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Still snoozie.

This little piglet has just wrapped up in her blanket

Meat duvet?

I didn't know you speak French.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"[boxers Removed by poster at 13/10/20 00:51:53 for a sit down tinkle]

Is the horses cock still down there?

Think it was taken by peachy

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"Still snoozie.

This little piglet has just wrapped up in her blanket

Meat duvet?

Fucking hell woman, my flaps are meaty but they don't double as a cape

That's why I was worried!

Yeah but now you got me thinking, I could be the real bat-woman.

Is it weird that I now am fighting the urge to google how to grow your flaps longer?

Not yours yours. Your in general. That made it worse.

I got it.

You know those ear spacer bar circle things that put saggy holes in yer lobes?

One in each flappage.

Then.... hang the wet washing on a hanger, insert into flap spacers and do chin ups on the door frame.

Keep fit, dry washing AND flap stretch at the same time."

Oh, and my point was.... once the flaps are long enough and the spacer holes big enough.....

I can simply stick my arms through like an actual sleeveless jacket

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening Jim

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sparkles and your cleavage.

Think I need to put the cleavage away, I keep loosing things down there.

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Still snoozie.

This little piglet has just wrapped up in her blanket

Meat duvet?

Fucking hell woman, my flaps are meaty but they don't double as a cape

That's why I was worried!

Yeah but now you got me thinking, I could be the real bat-woman.

Is it weird that I now am fighting the urge to google how to grow your flaps longer?

Not yours yours. Your in general. That made it worse.

I got it.

You know those ear spacer bar circle things that put saggy holes in yer lobes?

One in each flappage.

Then.... hang the wet washing on a hanger, insert into flap spacers and do chin ups on the door frame.

Keep fit, dry washing AND flap stretch at the same time."

Genius as always. And made me lose my coffee through my nose again

Gonna be a draughty duvet though

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Perving Curiouscat

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Morningstar. You handsome pervert.

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Still snoozie.

This little piglet has just wrapped up in her blanket

Meat duvet?

I didn't know you speak French."

I'm a mystery. Wrapped in an enigma

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening Jim

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sparkles and your cleavage.

Think I need to put the cleavage away, I keep loosing things down there. "

Nooooo don't hide it, i think I may have lost something down there... can i please have a hand searching

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Still snoozie.

This little piglet has just wrapped up in her blanket

Meat duvet?

Fucking hell woman, my flaps are meaty but they don't double as a cape

That's why I was worried!

Yeah but now you got me thinking, I could be the real bat-woman.

Is it weird that I now am fighting the urge to google how to grow your flaps longer?

Not yours yours. Your in general. That made it worse.

I got it.

You know those ear spacer bar circle things that put saggy holes in yer lobes?

One in each flappage.

Then.... hang the wet washing on a hanger, insert into flap spacers and do chin ups on the door frame.

Keep fit, dry washing AND flap stretch at the same time.

Oh, and my point was.... once the flaps are long enough and the spacer holes big enough.....

I can simply stick my arms through like an actual sleeveless jacket "

See, now that makes sense....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Totally feel like you don't love me now Jim.... just saying ;-(

Ooh! I got Jim's tongue

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"Still snoozie.

This little piglet has just wrapped up in her blanket

Meat duvet?

Fucking hell woman, my flaps are meaty but they don't double as a cape

That's why I was worried!

Yeah but now you got me thinking, I could be the real bat-woman.

Is it weird that I now am fighting the urge to google how to grow your flaps longer?

Not yours yours. Your in general. That made it worse.

I got it.

You know those ear spacer bar circle things that put saggy holes in yer lobes?

One in each flappage.

Then.... hang the wet washing on a hanger, insert into flap spacers and do chin ups on the door frame.

Keep fit, dry washing AND flap stretch at the same time.

Oh, and my point was.... once the flaps are long enough and the spacer holes big enough.....

I can simply stick my arms through like an actual sleeveless jacket

See, now that makes sense...."

Once again.... flawless.

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Totally feel like you don't love me now Jim.... just saying ;-(

Ooh! I got Jim's tongue

And yet still no good evening. I'm crying real tears.

The wank makes it slightly better though....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening Jim

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sparkles and your cleavage.

Think I need to put the cleavage away, I keep loosing things down there.

Nooooo don't hide it, i think I may have lost something down there... can i please have a hand searching

You want my hand or did you lose your hand? If it was your hand, it's gone to the land of lost hand souls never to be retrieved like the rest that went down there and never came back.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"My darlings

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie darling.

It's been a funny old night tonight.

It’s been a funny old day. I had a strange man proposition me in IKEA again

This is becoming a weekly occurrence.

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Evening Jim

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sparkles and your cleavage.

Think I need to put the cleavage away, I keep loosing things down there.

Nooooo don't hide it, i think I may have lost something down there... can i please have a hand searching

You want my hand or did you lose your hand? If it was your hand, it's gone to the land of lost hand souls never to be retrieved like the rest that went down there and never came back....."

True dat

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"Totally feel like you don't love me now Jim.... just saying ;-(

Ooh! I got Jim's tongue

And yet still no good evening. I'm crying real tears.

The wank makes it slightly better though...."

You can borrow my mini vibe.

It's actually my big toe with a couple of electrodes attached.

Halloween gimmick gone wrong

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening Jim

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sparkles and your cleavage.

Think I need to put the cleavage away, I keep loosing things down there.

Nooooo don't hide it, i think I may have lost something down there... can i please have a hand searching

You want my hand or did you lose your hand? If it was your hand, it's gone to the land of lost hand souls never to be retrieved like the rest that went down there and never came back....."

Awwww now im gonna have to get used to wanking with the 'other' hand hahaha

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Have a kiss back Jim...X...mwah

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Still snoozie.

This little piglet has just wrapped up in her blanket

Meat duvet?

Fucking hell woman, my flaps are meaty but they don't double as a cape

That's why I was worried!

Yeah but now you got me thinking, I could be the real bat-woman.

Is it weird that I now am fighting the urge to google how to grow your flaps longer?

Not yours yours. Your in general. That made it worse.

You sound like you're in a flap.

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Totally feel like you don't love me now Jim.... just saying ;-(

Ooh! I got Jim's tongue

And yet still no good evening. I'm crying real tears.

The wank makes it slightly better though....

You can borrow my mini vibe.

It's actually my big toe with a couple of electrodes attached.

Halloween gimmick gone wrong "

Shit. I thought you'd changed that. But no. I actually put wank.

I meant wink

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening Jim

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sparkles and your cleavage.

Think I need to put the cleavage away, I keep loosing things down there.

Nooooo don't hide it, i think I may have lost something down there... can i please have a hand searching

You want my hand or did you lose your hand? If it was your hand, it's gone to the land of lost hand souls never to be retrieved like the rest that went down there and never came back.....

True dat"

But you like your new hook, yeah?

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Still snoozie.

This little piglet has just wrapped up in her blanket

Meat duvet?

Fucking hell woman, my flaps are meaty but they don't double as a cape

That's why I was worried!

Yeah but now you got me thinking, I could be the real bat-woman.

Is it weird that I now am fighting the urge to google how to grow your flaps longer?

Not yours yours. Your in general. That made it worse.

You sound like you're in a flap."

My bam was boozled

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Oh, and my point was.... once the flaps are long enough and the spacer holes big enough.....

I can simply stick my arms through like an actual sleeveless jacket "

BGT needs people like you Peach!

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"Totally feel like you don't love me now Jim.... just saying ;-(

Ooh! I got Jim's tongue

And yet still no good evening. I'm crying real tears.

The wank makes it slightly better though....

You can borrow my mini vibe.

It's actually my big toe with a couple of electrodes attached.

Halloween gimmick gone wrong

Shit. I thought you'd changed that. But no. I actually put wank.

I meant wink

I'm innocent this time

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By *amie HantsWoman over a year ago

Atlantis

"My darlings

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie darling.

It's been a funny old night tonight.

It’s been a funny old day. I had a strange man proposition me in IKEA again

This is becoming a weekly occurrence."

There was a bonus proposition on Sunday too. Honestly, Jim. I just dream of a world where I don’t get propositioned by weird, handsome men

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"Still snoozie.

This little piglet has just wrapped up in her blanket

Meat duvet?

Fucking hell woman, my flaps are meaty but they don't double as a cape

That's why I was worried!

Yeah but now you got me thinking, I could be the real bat-woman.

Is it weird that I now am fighting the urge to google how to grow your flaps longer?

Not yours yours. Your in general. That made it worse.

You sound like you're in a flap.

My bam was boozled"

Do you remember that on teletext?

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Totally feel like you don't love me now Jim.... just saying ;-(

Ooh! I got Jim's tongue

And yet still no good evening. I'm crying real tears.

The wank makes it slightly better though....

You can borrow my mini vibe.

It's actually my big toe with a couple of electrodes attached.

Halloween gimmick gone wrong

Shit. I thought you'd changed that. But no. I actually put wank.

I meant wink

I'm innocent this time

Annoyingly so am I. Just need to remember to check before posting.

Bloody phone changed it

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By *oreno0969Man over a year ago

Rugby

"Totally feel like you don't love me now Jim.... just saying ;-(

What is this belt news

I got someone to buy a leather belt....

Oh really oooo bow i bet you are rather excited about that

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Evening Jim

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sparkles and your cleavage.

Think I need to put the cleavage away, I keep loosing things down there.

Nooooo don't hide it, i think I may have lost something down there... can i please have a hand searching

You want my hand or did you lose your hand? If it was your hand, it's gone to the land of lost hand souls never to be retrieved like the rest that went down there and never came back.....

True dat

But you like your new hook, yeah? "

I wanted the rose gold. So no.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm flitting between the chat rooms "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Faithful. You don't get flitter than a fabswinger swinger. Smileyface

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Still snoozie.

This little piglet has just wrapped up in her blanket

Meat duvet?

Fucking hell woman, my flaps are meaty but they don't double as a cape

That's why I was worried!

Yeah but now you got me thinking, I could be the real bat-woman.

Is it weird that I now am fighting the urge to google how to grow your flaps longer?

Not yours yours. Your in general. That made it worse.

You sound like you're in a flap.

My bam was boozled

Do you remember that on teletext? "

OMG I do!

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Totally feel like you don't love me now Jim.... just saying ;-(

What is this belt news

I got someone to buy a leather belt....

Oh really oooo bow i bet you are rather excited about that

Helps to hold a trouser up

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I will try again....

SORRY JIM... my nocturnal thread last night wasn't a successful one like yours... will keep it to the professionals next time

No need to apologise. Thanks for giving it a bash.

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By *oreno0969Man over a year ago

Rugby

"My darlings

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie darling.

It's been a funny old night tonight.

It’s been a funny old day. I had a strange man proposition me in IKEA again

This is becoming a weekly occurrence.

There was a bonus proposition on Sunday too. Honestly, Jim. I just dream of a world where I don’t get propositioned by weird, handsome men "

To be fair IKEA can be a very weird and wonderful place full of the wonderful everyday

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By *oreno0969Man over a year ago

Rugby

"Totally feel like you don't love me now Jim.... just saying ;-(

What is this belt news

I got someone to buy a leather belt....

Oh really oooo bow i bet you are rather excited about that

Helps to hold a trouser up

Of course mine is amazing for that

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman over a year ago

"Still snoozie.

This little piglet has just wrapped up in her blanket

Meat duvet?

Fucking hell woman, my flaps are meaty but they don't double as a cape

That's why I was worried!

Yeah but now you got me thinking, I could be the real bat-woman.

Is it weird that I now am fighting the urge to google how to grow your flaps longer?

Not yours yours. Your in general. That made it worse.

You sound like you're in a flap.

My bam was boozled

Do you remember that on teletext? "

Used to love playing bamboozle!

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Totally feel like you don't love me now Jim.... just saying ;-(

What is this belt news

I got someone to buy a leather belt....

Oh really oooo bow i bet you are rather excited about that

Helps to hold a trouser up

Of course mine is amazing for that

Are we still on belts?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening Jim

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sparkles and your cleavage.

Think I need to put the cleavage away, I keep loosing things down there.

Nooooo don't hide it, i think I may have lost something down there... can i please have a hand searching

You want my hand or did you lose your hand? If it was your hand, it's gone to the land of lost hand souls never to be retrieved like the rest that went down there and never came back.....

True dat

But you like your new hook, yeah?

I wanted the rose gold. So no."

Never bloody happy woman

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By *oreno0969Man over a year ago

Rugby

"Totally feel like you don't love me now Jim.... just saying ;-(

What is this belt news

I got someone to buy a leather belt....

Oh really oooo bow i bet you are rather excited about that

Helps to hold a trouser up

Of course mine is amazing for that

Are we still on belts?

Well i am

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Totally feel like you don't love me now Jim.... just saying ;-(

What is this belt news

I got someone to buy a leather belt....

Oh really oooo bow i bet you are rather excited about that

Helps to hold a trouser up

Of course mine is amazing for that

Are we still on belts?

Thought they would be off by now... down to the lingerie section

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"and now the ladt post makes it lookike I was being ignored haha

Sorry jimbo, I'm an inpatient bugger! Haha "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

@Sparkles.... sorry if I was a little crude in my last post to you

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sparkles and your cleavage.

Think I need to put the cleavage away, I keep loosing things down there. "

I'll help you search.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Evening ladies and gents, on a wheeler dealer marathon tonight

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Evening Jim

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sparkles and your cleavage.

Think I need to put the cleavage away, I keep loosing things down there.

Nooooo don't hide it, i think I may have lost something down there... can i please have a hand searching

You want my hand or did you lose your hand? If it was your hand, it's gone to the land of lost hand souls never to be retrieved like the rest that went down there and never came back.....

True dat

But you like your new hook, yeah?

I wanted the rose gold. So no.

Never bloody happy woman

I've been pretty bloody happy the last few weeks.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Totally feel like you don't love me now Jim.... just saying ;-(

What is this belt news

I got someone to buy a leather belt....

Oh really oooo bow i bet you are rather excited about that

Helps to hold a trouser up

Of course mine is amazing for that

Are we still on belts?

Thought they would be off by now... down to the lingerie section

She tends to just run around knickerless, sometimes she has shoes on

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

I just spotted Alice's cheeky last post on the other thread.

*shakes fist*

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Totally feel like you don't love me now Jim.... just saying ;-(

What is this belt news

I got someone to buy a leather belt....

Oh really oooo bow i bet you are rather excited about that

Helps to hold a trouser up

Of course mine is amazing for that

Are we still on belts?

Well i am

Don't even try to pretend I'm the filth meister here!

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Totally feel like you don't love me now Jim.... just saying ;-(

What is this belt news

I got someone to buy a leather belt....

Oh really oooo bow i bet you are rather excited about that

Helps to hold a trouser up

Of course mine is amazing for that

Are we still on belts?

Thought they would be off by now... down to the lingerie section

Why not have both?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Still snoozie.

This little piglet has just wrapped up in her blanket

Meat duvet?

Fucking hell woman, my flaps are meaty but they don't double as a cape

That's why I was worried!

Yeah but now you got me thinking, I could be the real bat-woman.

Is it weird that I now am fighting the urge to google how to grow your flaps longer?

Not yours yours. Your in general. That made it worse.

I got it.

You know those ear spacer bar circle things that put saggy holes in yer lobes?

One in each flappage.

Then.... hang the wet washing on a hanger, insert into flap spacers and do chin ups on the door frame.

Keep fit, dry washing AND flap stretch at the same time.

Oh, and my point was.... once the flaps are long enough and the spacer holes big enough.....

I can simply stick my arms through like an actual sleeveless jacket

See, now that makes sense...."

Oh yeah, this all makes sense.

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By *oreno0969Man over a year ago

Rugby

"Totally feel like you don't love me now Jim.... just saying ;-(

What is this belt news

I got someone to buy a leather belt....

Oh really oooo bow i bet you are rather excited about that

Helps to hold a trouser up

Of course mine is amazing for that

Are we still on belts?

Thought they would be off by now... down to the lingerie section

She tends to just run around knickerless, sometimes she has shoes on "

I have heard that

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Totally feel like you don't love me now Jim.... just saying ;-(

What is this belt news

I got someone to buy a leather belt....

Oh really oooo bow i bet you are rather excited about that

Helps to hold a trouser up

Of course mine is amazing for that

Are we still on belts?

Thought they would be off by now... down to the lingerie section

She tends to just run around knickerless, sometimes she has shoes on "

^^not true.

I don't run. I don't like black eyes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"@Sparkles.... sorry if I was a little crude in my last post to you

It's all good, don't worry

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By *ENGUYMan over a year ago

Hull

Morning Jim, morning all!

How is everyone this morning?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Totally feel like you don't love me now Jim.... just saying ;-(

What is this belt news

I got someone to buy a leather belt....

Oh really oooo bow i bet you are rather excited about that

Helps to hold a trouser up

Of course mine is amazing for that

Are we still on belts?

Thought they would be off by now... down to the lingerie section

Why not have both?

Both is good... but can i test the belt for it's whipping values

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening Jim

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sparkles and your cleavage.

Think I need to put the cleavage away, I keep loosing things down there.

I'll help you search.

You wanna lose you hand too? You people don't seem to fond of your hands

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Totally feel like you don't love me now Jim.... just saying ;-(

What is this belt news

I got someone to buy a leather belt....

Oh really oooo bow i bet you are rather excited about that

Helps to hold a trouser up

Of course mine is amazing for that

Are we still on belts?

Thought they would be off by now... down to the lingerie section

Why not have both?

Both is good... but can i test the belt for it's whipping values "

Hell yes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Totally feel like you don't love me now Jim.... just saying ;-(

Ooh! I got Jim's tongue

And yet still no good evening. I'm crying real tears.

The wank makes it slightly better though...."

You're so demanding. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Notso.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Totally feel like you don't love me now Jim.... just saying ;-(

What is this belt news

I got someone to buy a leather belt....

Oh really oooo bow i bet you are rather excited about that

Helps to hold a trouser up

Of course mine is amazing for that

Are we still on belts?

Thought they would be off by now... down to the lingerie section

She tends to just run around knickerless, sometimes she has shoes on

^^not true.

I don't run. I don't like black eyes"

Okay, correction, she struts and bends over.....a lot

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Totally feel like you don't love me now Jim.... just saying ;-(

Ooh! I got Jim's tongue

And yet still no good evening. I'm crying real tears.

The wank makes it slightly better though....

You're so demanding. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Notso. "

Best moment of my night. Thanks Jim.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Totally feel like you don't love me now Jim.... just saying ;-(

What is this belt news

I got someone to buy a leather belt....

Oh really oooo bow i bet you are rather excited about that

Helps to hold a trouser up

Of course mine is amazing for that

Are we still on belts?

Thought they would be off by now... down to the lingerie section

Why not have both?

Both is good... but can i test the belt for it's whipping values

Hell yes."

Christ... Devon is a bit of a drive, if you make me a coffee when I get there I will see what the belt is like! Hehe

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Totally feel like you don't love me now Jim.... just saying ;-(

Ooh! I got Jim's tongue

And yet still no good evening. I'm crying real tears.

The wank makes it slightly better though....

You can borrow my mini vibe.

It's actually my big toe with a couple of electrodes attached.

Halloween gimmick gone wrong

Shit. I thought you'd changed that. But no. I actually put wank.

I meant wink

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

OK, I'm pooped. Sweet dreams all

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

night peach

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Totally feel like you don't love me now Jim.... just saying ;-(

What is this belt news

I got someone to buy a leather belt....

Oh really oooo bow i bet you are rather excited about that

Helps to hold a trouser up

Of course mine is amazing for that

Are we still on belts?

Thought they would be off by now... down to the lingerie section

She tends to just run around knickerless, sometimes she has shoes on

^^not true.

I don't run. I don't like black eyes

Okay, correction, she struts and bends over.....a lot

Complaints must be in writing to the address in my profile in triplicate signed by 4 upstanding members of the community by the close of business on the first of the month.

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"OK, I'm pooped. Sweet dreams all

Night lovely xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"OK, I'm pooped. Sweet dreams all

Night lovely

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By *amie HantsWoman over a year ago

Atlantis

"OK, I'm pooped. Sweet dreams all

Enjoy your blanket. If you wake up covered in gravy with me nibbling on you, go back to sleep and mind your business

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"My darlings

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie darling.

It's been a funny old night tonight.

It’s been a funny old day. I had a strange man proposition me in IKEA again

This is becoming a weekly occurrence.

There was a bonus proposition on Sunday too. Honestly, Jim. I just dream of a world where I don’t get propositioned by weird, handsome men "

The struggle is real.

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Totally feel like you don't love me now Jim.... just saying ;-(

What is this belt news

I got someone to buy a leather belt....

Oh really oooo bow i bet you are rather excited about that

Helps to hold a trouser up

Of course mine is amazing for that

Are we still on belts?

Thought they would be off by now... down to the lingerie section

Why not have both?

Both is good... but can i test the belt for it's whipping values

Hell yes.

Christ... Devon is a bit of a drive, if you make me a coffee when I get there I will see what the belt is like! Hehe"

Deal. And it's not *that* far. You can get anywhere in 10 mins if you go fast enough

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Totally feel like you don't love me now Jim.... just saying ;-(

What is this belt news

I got someone to buy a leather belt....

Oh really oooo bow i bet you are rather excited about that

Helps to hold a trouser up

Of course mine is amazing for that

Are we still on belts?

Thought they would be off by now... down to the lingerie section

She tends to just run around knickerless, sometimes she has shoes on

^^not true.

I don't run. I don't like black eyes

Okay, correction, she struts and bends over.....a lot

Complaints must be in writing to the address in my profile in triplicate signed by 4 upstanding members of the community by the close of business on the first of the month."

Can I just write it on your arse in sharpie?

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"OK, I'm pooped. Sweet dreams all

Enjoy your blanket. If you wake up covered in gravy with me nibbling on you, go back to sleep and mind your business

I'll leave some cutlery on the bedside cabinet

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

Mwah mwah

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Totally feel like you don't love me now Jim.... just saying ;-(

What is this belt news

I got someone to buy a leather belt....

Oh really oooo bow i bet you are rather excited about that

Helps to hold a trouser up

Of course mine is amazing for that

Are we still on belts?

Thought they would be off by now... down to the lingerie section

Why not have both?

Both is good... but can i test the belt for it's whipping values

Hell yes.

Christ... Devon is a bit of a drive, if you make me a coffee when I get there I will see what the belt is like! Hehe

Deal. And it's not *that* far. You can get anywhere in 10 mins if you go fast enough

I will get the bike out... its quicker than the car

You can even use me as a personal vibrator when I get there... due to the shaking of the bike of course haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good eeeeeeeeevening all you lovely people!

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Totally feel like you don't love me now Jim.... just saying ;-(

What is this belt news

I got someone to buy a leather belt....

Oh really oooo bow i bet you are rather excited about that

Helps to hold a trouser up

Of course mine is amazing for that

Are we still on belts?

Thought they would be off by now... down to the lingerie section

She tends to just run around knickerless, sometimes she has shoes on

^^not true.

I don't run. I don't like black eyes

Okay, correction, she struts and bends over.....a lot

Complaints must be in writing to the address in my profile in triplicate signed by 4 upstanding members of the community by the close of business on the first of the month.

Can I just write it on your arse in sharpie?

Fucks sake woman. No sharpie. It's like an obsession with you!

Oi Martyn! Tell her!

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Totally feel like you don't love me now Jim.... just saying ;-(

What is this belt news

I got someone to buy a leather belt....

Oh really oooo bow i bet you are rather excited about that

Helps to hold a trouser up

Of course mine is amazing for that

Are we still on belts?

Thought they would be off by now... down to the lingerie section

Why not have both?

Both is good... but can i test the belt for it's whipping values

Hell yes.

Christ... Devon is a bit of a drive, if you make me a coffee when I get there I will see what the belt is like! Hehe

Deal. And it's not *that* far. You can get anywhere in 10 mins if you go fast enough

I will get the bike out... its quicker than the car

You can even use me as a personal vibrator when I get there... due to the shaking of the bike of course haha "

To be fair.... I was thinking it

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KinkyInked. Happy Tuesday. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Totally feel like you don't love me now Jim.... just saying ;-(

What is this belt news

I got someone to buy a leather belt....

Oh really oooo bow i bet you are rather excited about that

Helps to hold a trouser up

Of course mine is amazing for that

Are we still on belts?

Thought they would be off by now... down to the lingerie section

Why not have both?

Both is good... but can i test the belt for it's whipping values

Hell yes.

Christ... Devon is a bit of a drive, if you make me a coffee when I get there I will see what the belt is like! Hehe

Deal. And it's not *that* far. You can get anywhere in 10 mins if you go fast enough

I will get the bike out... its quicker than the car

You can even use me as a personal vibrator when I get there... due to the shaking of the bike of course haha

To be fair.... I was thinking it

Naughty minds etc

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening ladies and gents, on a wheeler dealer marathon tonight

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Muchas. Whatever gets you through the night is groovy with me. Smileyface

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Totally feel like you don't love me now Jim.... just saying ;-(

What is this belt news

I got someone to buy a leather belt....

Oh really oooo bow i bet you are rather excited about that

Helps to hold a trouser up

Of course mine is amazing for that

Are we still on belts?

Thought they would be off by now... down to the lingerie section

Why not have both?

Both is good... but can i test the belt for it's whipping values

Hell yes.

Christ... Devon is a bit of a drive, if you make me a coffee when I get there I will see what the belt is like! Hehe

Deal. And it's not *that* far. You can get anywhere in 10 mins if you go fast enough

I will get the bike out... its quicker than the car

You can even use me as a personal vibrator when I get there... due to the shaking of the bike of course haha

To be fair.... I was thinking it

Naughty minds etc

I'm sweet and innocent, me

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"OK, I'm pooped. Sweet dreams all

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Totally feel like you don't love me now Jim.... just saying ;-(

What is this belt news

I got someone to buy a leather belt....

Oh really oooo bow i bet you are rather excited about that

Helps to hold a trouser up

Of course mine is amazing for that

Are we still on belts?

Thought they would be off by now... down to the lingerie section

Why not have both?

Both is good... but can i test the belt for it's whipping values

Hell yes.

Christ... Devon is a bit of a drive, if you make me a coffee when I get there I will see what the belt is like! Hehe

Deal. And it's not *that* far. You can get anywhere in 10 mins if you go fast enough

I will get the bike out... its quicker than the car

You can even use me as a personal vibrator when I get there... due to the shaking of the bike of course haha

To be fair.... I was thinking it

Naughty minds etc

I'm sweet and innocent, me

And I'm the king of Sheba!

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I just spotted Alice's cheeky last post on the other thread.

*shakes fist*"

I'll save you some for tomorrow, na night

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Totally feel like you don't love me now Jim.... just saying ;-(

What is this belt news

I got someone to buy a leather belt....

Oh really oooo bow i bet you are rather excited about that

Helps to hold a trouser up

Of course mine is amazing for that

Are we still on belts?

Thought they would be off by now... down to the lingerie section

Why not have both?

Both is good... but can i test the belt for it's whipping values

Hell yes.

Christ... Devon is a bit of a drive, if you make me a coffee when I get there I will see what the belt is like! Hehe

Deal. And it's not *that* far. You can get anywhere in 10 mins if you go fast enough

I will get the bike out... its quicker than the car

You can even use me as a personal vibrator when I get there... due to the shaking of the bike of course haha

To be fair.... I was thinking it

Naughty minds etc

I'm sweet and innocent, me

And I'm the king of Sheba!

Well good evening and why aren't you on your bike your majesty?

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By *oreno0969Man over a year ago

Rugby

"OK, I'm pooped. Sweet dreams all

Nighty night sweet dreams

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Totally feel like you don't love me now Jim.... just saying ;-(

What is this belt news

I got someone to buy a leather belt....

Oh really oooo bow i bet you are rather excited about that

Helps to hold a trouser up

Of course mine is amazing for that

Are we still on belts?

Thought they would be off by now... down to the lingerie section

Why not have both?

Both is good... but can i test the belt for it's whipping values

Hell yes.

Christ... Devon is a bit of a drive, if you make me a coffee when I get there I will see what the belt is like! Hehe

Deal. And it's not *that* far. You can get anywhere in 10 mins if you go fast enough

I will get the bike out... its quicker than the car

You can even use me as a personal vibrator when I get there... due to the shaking of the bike of course haha

To be fair.... I was thinking it

Naughty minds etc

I'm sweet and innocent, me

It's all lies

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By *oreno0969Man over a year ago

Rugby

"Totally feel like you don't love me now Jim.... just saying ;-(

What is this belt news

I got someone to buy a leather belt....

Oh really oooo bow i bet you are rather excited about that

Helps to hold a trouser up

Of course mine is amazing for that

Are we still on belts?

Thought they would be off by now... down to the lingerie section

Why not have both?

Both is good... but can i test the belt for it's whipping values

Hell yes.

Christ... Devon is a bit of a drive, if you make me a coffee when I get there I will see what the belt is like! Hehe

Deal. And it's not *that* far. You can get anywhere in 10 mins if you go fast enough

I will get the bike out... its quicker than the car

You can even use me as a personal vibrator when I get there... due to the shaking of the bike of course haha

To be fair.... I was thinking it

Naughty minds etc

I'm sweet and innocent, me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Totally feel like you don't love me now Jim.... just saying ;-(

What is this belt news

I got someone to buy a leather belt....

Oh really oooo bow i bet you are rather excited about that

Helps to hold a trouser up

Of course mine is amazing for that

Are we still on belts?

Thought they would be off by now... down to the lingerie section

Why not have both?

Both is good... but can i test the belt for it's whipping values

Hell yes.

Christ... Devon is a bit of a drive, if you make me a coffee when I get there I will see what the belt is like! Hehe

Deal. And it's not *that* far. You can get anywhere in 10 mins if you go fast enough

I will get the bike out... its quicker than the car

You can even use me as a personal vibrator when I get there... due to the shaking of the bike of course haha

To be fair.... I was thinking it

Naughty minds etc

I'm sweet and innocent, me

And I'm the king of Sheba!

Well good evening and why aren't you on your bike your majesty?

God woman why are you sooooo demanding lol

Maybe I might take you up on your offer

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Morning Jim, morning all!

How is everyone this morning?"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Iain. I'm good. How are you tonight?

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Totally feel like you don't love me now Jim.... just saying ;-(

What is this belt news

I got someone to buy a leather belt....

Oh really oooo bow i bet you are rather excited about that

Helps to hold a trouser up

Of course mine is amazing for that

Are we still on belts?

Thought they would be off by now... down to the lingerie section

Why not have both?

Both is good... but can i test the belt for it's whipping values

Hell yes.

Christ... Devon is a bit of a drive, if you make me a coffee when I get there I will see what the belt is like! Hehe

Deal. And it's not *that* far. You can get anywhere in 10 mins if you go fast enough

I will get the bike out... its quicker than the car

You can even use me as a personal vibrator when I get there... due to the shaking of the bike of course haha

To be fair.... I was thinking it

Naughty minds etc

I'm sweet and innocent, me

It's all lies

Shhhh.... I nearly had him convinced.

Isn't there something about not outing your wife as a pervert in the fab marriage rules?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Totally feel like you don't love me now Jim.... just saying ;-(

What is this belt news

I got someone to buy a leather belt....

Oh really oooo bow i bet you are rather excited about that

Helps to hold a trouser up

Of course mine is amazing for that

Are we still on belts?

Thought they would be off by now... down to the lingerie section

She tends to just run around knickerless, sometimes she has shoes on

^^not true.

I don't run. I don't like black eyes

Okay, correction, she struts and bends over.....a lot

Complaints must be in writing to the address in my profile in triplicate signed by 4 upstanding members of the community by the close of business on the first of the month.

Can I just write it on your arse in sharpie?

Fucks sake woman. No sharpie. It's like an obsession with you!

Oi Martyn! Tell her!"

Martyn, get your belt out please?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sparkles, I know its lies, no woman would want me recently... im only good for the knackers yard haha

Sorry _otsoposh... unless you wanna be my personal nurse

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sparkles and your cleavage.

Think I need to put the cleavage away, I keep loosing things down there.

I'll help you search.

You wanna lose you hand too? You people don't seem to fond of your hands "

I'd already changed my mind before getting round to replying to you.

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By *amie HantsWoman over a year ago

Atlantis

Jim, have you settled down after the fluffle fact? Because I haven’t.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Totally feel like you don't love me now Jim.... just saying ;-(

Ooh! I got Jim's tongue

And yet still no good evening. I'm crying real tears.

The wank makes it slightly better though....

You're so demanding. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Notso.

Best moment of my night. Thanks Jim.

You're welcome.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Totally feel like you don't love me now Jim.... just saying ;-(

What is this belt news

I got someone to buy a leather belt....

Oh really oooo bow i bet you are rather excited about that

Helps to hold a trouser up

Of course mine is amazing for that

Are we still on belts?

Thought they would be off by now... down to the lingerie section

Why not have both?

Both is good... but can i test the belt for it's whipping values

Hell yes.

Christ... Devon is a bit of a drive, if you make me a coffee when I get there I will see what the belt is like! Hehe

Deal. And it's not *that* far. You can get anywhere in 10 mins if you go fast enough

I will get the bike out... its quicker than the car

You can even use me as a personal vibrator when I get there... due to the shaking of the bike of course haha

To be fair.... I was thinking it

Naughty minds etc

I'm sweet and innocent, me

It's all lies

Shhhh.... I nearly had him convinced.

Isn't there something about not outing your wife as a pervert in the fab marriage rules?"

I wouldn't know, they weren't written in sharpie

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Totally feel like you don't love me now Jim.... just saying ;-(

What is this belt news

I got someone to buy a leather belt....

Oh really oooo bow i bet you are rather excited about that

Helps to hold a trouser up

Of course mine is amazing for that

Are we still on belts?

Thought they would be off by now... down to the lingerie section

Why not have both?

Both is good... but can i test the belt for it's whipping values

Hell yes.

Christ... Devon is a bit of a drive, if you make me a coffee when I get there I will see what the belt is like! Hehe

Deal. And it's not *that* far. You can get anywhere in 10 mins if you go fast enough

I will get the bike out... its quicker than the car

You can even use me as a personal vibrator when I get there... due to the shaking of the bike of course haha

To be fair.... I was thinking it

Naughty minds etc

I'm sweet and innocent, me

Like I said to wifey.... don't out your wife as a pervert. Seriously. These fab wives and husbands are hard bloody work

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By *ENGUYMan over a year ago

Hull

"Morning Jim, morning all!

How is everyone this morning?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Iain. I'm good. How are you tonight?"

I'm ok. Seems like I arrived at a busy point for you; I was wondering if you and others should book a room somewhere??

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Sparkles, I know its lies, no woman would want me recently... im only good for the knackers yard haha

Sorry _otsoposh... unless you wanna be my personal nurse

Will you still have a belt and the bike?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening Jim

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sparkles and your cleavage.

Think I need to put the cleavage away, I keep loosing things down there.

I'll help you search.

You wanna lose you hand too? You people don't seem to fond of your hands

I'd already changed my mind before getting round to replying to you."

You wanna put something else down there instead?

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By *oreno0969Man over a year ago

Rugby

"Totally feel like you don't love me now Jim.... just saying ;-(

What is this belt news

I got someone to buy a leather belt....

Oh really oooo bow i bet you are rather excited about that

Helps to hold a trouser up

Of course mine is amazing for that

Are we still on belts?

Thought they would be off by now... down to the lingerie section

She tends to just run around knickerless, sometimes she has shoes on

^^not true.

I don't run. I don't like black eyes

Okay, correction, she struts and bends over.....a lot

Complaints must be in writing to the address in my profile in triplicate signed by 4 upstanding members of the community by the close of business on the first of the month.

Can I just write it on your arse in sharpie?

Fucks sake woman. No sharpie. It's like an obsession with you!

Oi Martyn! Tell her!

Martyn, get your belt out please?

Dont get me involved in this or i will just take my belt away from you both so behave

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sparkles, I know its lies, no woman would want me recently... im only good for the knackers yard haha

Sorry _otsoposh... unless you wanna be my personal nurse

Will you still have a belt and the bike?

I thought you waa supplying the belt... you can come on the back of the bike anytime

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good eeeeeeeeevening all you lovely people!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, lovely Honeymonster. Smileyface

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By *oreno0969Man over a year ago

Rugby

"Totally feel like you don't love me now Jim.... just saying ;-(

What is this belt news

I got someone to buy a leather belt....

Oh really oooo bow i bet you are rather excited about that

Helps to hold a trouser up

Of course mine is amazing for that

Are we still on belts?

Thought they would be off by now... down to the lingerie section

Why not have both?

Both is good... but can i test the belt for it's whipping values

Hell yes.

Christ... Devon is a bit of a drive, if you make me a coffee when I get there I will see what the belt is like! Hehe

Deal. And it's not *that* far. You can get anywhere in 10 mins if you go fast enough

I will get the bike out... its quicker than the car

You can even use me as a personal vibrator when I get there... due to the shaking of the bike of course haha

To be fair.... I was thinking it

Naughty minds etc

I'm sweet and innocent, me

Like I said to wifey.... don't out your wife as a pervert. Seriously. These fab wives and husbands are hard bloody work"

Well then dont be a pervert and there would be nothing to out you for

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

Hello again everyone. Just out of A&E after 6.5hrs. Looks like I have a blood clot, have to go back for a scan in the morning or on Weds. This place is normal compared to A&E

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By *oreno0969Man over a year ago

Rugby

"Jim, have you settled down after the fluffle fact? Because I haven’t. "

Can i get you a fluffle

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

sorry Jim, I'm taking over the page with _otsoposh and her flirting... badly I might add haha

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Totally feel like you don't love me now Jim.... just saying ;-(

Ooh! I got Jim's tongue

And yet still no good evening. I'm crying real tears.

The wank makes it slightly better though....

You're so demanding. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Notso.

Best moment of my night. Thanks Jim.

You're welcome."

I feel welcome.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello again everyone. Just out of A&E after 6.5hrs. Looks like I have a blood clot, have to go back for a scan in the morning or on Weds. This place is normal compared to A&E

Hope you feel better soon

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By *oreno0969Man over a year ago

Rugby

"Hello again everyone. Just out of A&E after 6.5hrs. Looks like I have a blood clot, have to go back for a scan in the morning or on Weds. This place is normal compared to A&E

Oh no thats not good. I hope you are ok bless ya sending massive hugs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Totally feel like you don't love me now Jim.... just saying ;-(

What is this belt news

I got someone to buy a leather belt....

Oh really oooo bow i bet you are rather excited about that

Helps to hold a trouser up

Of course mine is amazing for that

Are we still on belts?

Thought they would be off by now... down to the lingerie section

She tends to just run around knickerless, sometimes she has shoes on

^^not true.

I don't run. I don't like black eyes

Okay, correction, she struts and bends over.....a lot

Complaints must be in writing to the address in my profile in triplicate signed by 4 upstanding members of the community by the close of business on the first of the month.

Can I just write it on your arse in sharpie?

Fucks sake woman. No sharpie. It's like an obsession with you!

Oi Martyn! Tell her!

Martyn, get your belt out please?

Dont get me involved in this or i will just take my belt away from you both so behave

Now who's not playing fair

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Jim, have you settled down after the fluffle fact? Because I haven’t. "

Only just, it took many cups of tea.

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Totally feel like you don't love me now Jim.... just saying ;-(

What is this belt news

I got someone to buy a leather belt....

Oh really oooo bow i bet you are rather excited about that

Helps to hold a trouser up

Of course mine is amazing for that

Are we still on belts?

Thought they would be off by now... down to the lingerie section

Why not have both?

Both is good... but can i test the belt for it's whipping values

Hell yes.

Christ... Devon is a bit of a drive, if you make me a coffee when I get there I will see what the belt is like! Hehe

Deal. And it's not *that* far. You can get anywhere in 10 mins if you go fast enough

I will get the bike out... its quicker than the car

You can even use me as a personal vibrator when I get there... due to the shaking of the bike of course haha

To be fair.... I was thinking it

Naughty minds etc

I'm sweet and innocent, me

Like I said to wifey.... don't out your wife as a pervert. Seriously. These fab wives and husbands are hard bloody work

Well then dont be a pervert and there would be nothing to out you for

Don't try and logic your way out of this....

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Totally feel like you don't love me now Jim.... just saying ;-(

What is this belt news

I got someone to buy a leather belt....

Oh really oooo bow i bet you are rather excited about that

Helps to hold a trouser up

Of course mine is amazing for that

Are we still on belts?

Thought they would be off by now... down to the lingerie section

Why not have both?

Both is good... but can i test the belt for it's whipping values

Hell yes.

Christ... Devon is a bit of a drive, if you make me a coffee when I get there I will see what the belt is like! Hehe

Deal. And it's not *that* far. You can get anywhere in 10 mins if you go fast enough

I will get the bike out... its quicker than the car

You can even use me as a personal vibrator when I get there... due to the shaking of the bike of course haha

To be fair.... I was thinking it

Naughty minds etc

I'm sweet and innocent, me

It's all lies

Shhhh.... I nearly had him convinced.

Isn't there something about not outing your wife as a pervert in the fab marriage rules?

I wouldn't know, they weren't written in sharpie

They're in triplicate coming by carrier pigeon

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello again everyone. Just out of A&E after 6.5hrs. Looks like I have a blood clot, have to go back for a scan in the morning or on Weds. This place is normal compared to A&E

Oh no

big hugs lovely

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Morning Jim, morning all!

How is everyone this morning?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Iain. I'm good. How are you tonight?

I'm ok. Seems like I arrived at a busy point for you; I was wondering if you and others should book a room somewhere??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good evening all.

Hope you're all well?

Not sure why I'm still awake!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

ohhhh _otsoposh I don't mess with married ladies... looks like the bike ride is off

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Hello again everyone. Just out of A&E after 6.5hrs. Looks like I have a blood clot, have to go back for a scan in the morning or on Weds. This place is normal compared to A&E

Aww no! Hope you're ok...... sending love and hugs

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By *oreno0969Man over a year ago

Rugby

"Totally feel like you don't love me now Jim.... just saying ;-(

What is this belt news

I got someone to buy a leather belt....

Oh really oooo bow i bet you are rather excited about that

Helps to hold a trouser up

Of course mine is amazing for that

Are we still on belts?

Thought they would be off by now... down to the lingerie section

She tends to just run around knickerless, sometimes she has shoes on

^^not true.

I don't run. I don't like black eyes

Okay, correction, she struts and bends over.....a lot

Complaints must be in writing to the address in my profile in triplicate signed by 4 upstanding members of the community by the close of business on the first of the month.

Can I just write it on your arse in sharpie?

Fucks sake woman. No sharpie. It's like an obsession with you!

Oi Martyn! Tell her!

Martyn, get your belt out please?

Dont get me involved in this or i will just take my belt away from you both so behave

Now who's not playing fair

Put the sharpie away and you can have the belt

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By *amie HantsWoman over a year ago

Atlantis

"Hello again everyone. Just out of A&E after 6.5hrs. Looks like I have a blood clot, have to go back for a scan in the morning or on Weds. This place is normal compared to A&E

Oh no, KC! Not good news at all. Hopefully they can get you in tomorrow

How are you?

How is the biggest kid, he was in A&E not too long ago?

How is the vagina?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I need another sit down wee. Please, please don't mess around.

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"ohhhh _otsoposh I don't mess with married ladies... looks like the bike ride is off

Fab married isn't the same. I also have a fab boyfriend, sister and brother...

I'm collecting family.

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Totally feel like you don't love me now Jim.... just saying ;-(

What is this belt news

I got someone to buy a leather belt....

Oh really oooo bow i bet you are rather excited about that

Helps to hold a trouser up

Of course mine is amazing for that

Are we still on belts?

Thought they would be off by now... down to the lingerie section

She tends to just run around knickerless, sometimes she has shoes on

^^not true.

I don't run. I don't like black eyes

Okay, correction, she struts and bends over.....a lot

Complaints must be in writing to the address in my profile in triplicate signed by 4 upstanding members of the community by the close of business on the first of the month.

Can I just write it on your arse in sharpie?

Fucks sake woman. No sharpie. It's like an obsession with you!

Oi Martyn! Tell her!

Martyn, get your belt out please?

Dont get me involved in this or i will just take my belt away from you both so behave

Now who's not playing fair

Put the sharpie away and you can have the belt

Knew I could rely on you....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"ohhhh _otsoposh I don't mess with married ladies... looks like the bike ride is off

Fab married isn't the same. I also have a fab boyfriend, sister and brother...

I'm collecting family.

Look... am I getting on my bloody bike or what???? Hehe

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By *ENGUYMan over a year ago

Hull

"Morning Jim, morning all!

How is everyone this morning?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Iain. I'm good. How are you tonight?

I'm ok. Seems like I arrived at a busy point for you; I was wondering if you and others should book a room somewhere??

I'll just sit back and enjoy from the sidelines! BTW, I have some leather belts available if anyone is interested??

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By *amie HantsWoman over a year ago

Atlantis

"Jim, have you settled down after the fluffle fact? Because I haven’t.

Only just, it took many cups of tea."

It’s those little facts that make my heart smile.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Totally feel like you don't love me now Jim.... just saying ;-(

What is this belt news

I got someone to buy a leather belt....

Oh really oooo bow i bet you are rather excited about that

Helps to hold a trouser up

Of course mine is amazing for that

Are we still on belts?

Thought they would be off by now... down to the lingerie section

Why not have both?

Both is good... but can i test the belt for it's whipping values

Hell yes.

Christ... Devon is a bit of a drive, if you make me a coffee when I get there I will see what the belt is like! Hehe

Deal. And it's not *that* far. You can get anywhere in 10 mins if you go fast enough

I will get the bike out... its quicker than the car

You can even use me as a personal vibrator when I get there... due to the shaking of the bike of course haha

To be fair.... I was thinking it

Naughty minds etc

I'm sweet and innocent, me

It's all lies

Shhhh.... I nearly had him convinced.

Isn't there something about not outing your wife as a pervert in the fab marriage rules?

I wouldn't know, they weren't written in sharpie

They're in triplicate coming by carrier pigeon"

Is that what the bunch of feathers and paper is in my yard? It got knocked out of flight because a horse was waving around it's massive cock after freeing it from the toilet.

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"ohhhh _otsoposh I don't mess with married ladies... looks like the bike ride is off

Fab married isn't the same. I also have a fab boyfriend, sister and brother...

I'm collecting family.

Look... am I getting on my bloody bike or what???? Hehe "

Yes. I want a ride

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Totally feel like you don't love me now Jim.... just saying ;-(

What is this belt news

I got someone to buy a leather belt....

Oh really oooo bow i bet you are rather excited about that

Helps to hold a trouser up

Of course mine is amazing for that

Are we still on belts?

Thought they would be off by now... down to the lingerie section

She tends to just run around knickerless, sometimes she has shoes on

^^not true.

I don't run. I don't like black eyes

Okay, correction, she struts and bends over.....a lot

Complaints must be in writing to the address in my profile in triplicate signed by 4 upstanding members of the community by the close of business on the first of the month.

Can I just write it on your arse in sharpie?

Fucks sake woman. No sharpie. It's like an obsession with you!

Oi Martyn! Tell her!

Martyn, get your belt out please?

Dont get me involved in this or i will just take my belt away from you both so behave

Now who's not playing fair

Put the sharpie away and you can have the belt

"
okay, okay, I've put it away

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By *ENGUYMan over a year ago

Hull

"Hello again everyone. Just out of A&E after 6.5hrs. Looks like I have a blood clot, have to go back for a scan in the morning or on Weds. This place is normal compared to A&E

Fingers crossed it all goes ok for you!

But, you must be nuts if you say this place is normal compared to A&E!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sparkles and your cleavage.

Think I need to put the cleavage away, I keep loosing things down there.

I'll help you search.

You wanna lose you hand too? You people don't seem to fond of your hands

I'd already changed my mind before getting round to replying to you.

You wanna put something else down there instead?

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