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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ve done a real fart during sex, an arse fart not a fanny fart. 
Ooohhh nooo was his face anywhere near it?
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I’ve done a couple of real puff bum farts when a face has been near but this one that sticks out was a really loud blew the curtains up kind of fart. I started crying! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’ve done a real fart during sex, an arse fart not a fanny fart.
Ooohhh nooo was his face anywhere near it?
I’ve done a couple of real puff bum farts when a face has been near but this one that sticks out was a really loud blew the curtains up kind of fart. I started crying! "
Oh bless you x |
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
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"Being peed over on a lilo in a hotel bathroom wasn’t my greatest sexual moment. But still, you never know till you try it.
a lilo?
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Yeah, was on a beach holiday - too much booze was to blame |
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"I’ve done a real fart during sex, an arse fart not a fanny fart.
Ooohhh nooo was his face anywhere near it?
I’ve done a couple of real puff bum farts when a face has been near but this one that sticks out was a really loud blew the curtains up kind of fart. I started crying! "
Haha you crease me up
What was the guys reaction? Did he salute you say that's impressive or shake his head and look on in disgust? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Being peed over on a lilo in a hotel bathroom wasn’t my greatest sexual moment. But still, you never know till you try it.
a lilo?
Yeah, was on a beach holiday - too much booze was to blame "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’ve done a real fart during sex, an arse fart not a fanny fart.
Ooohhh nooo was his face anywhere near it?
I’ve done a couple of real puff bum farts when a face has been near but this one that sticks out was a really loud blew the curtains up kind of fart. I started crying!
Haha you crease me up
What was the guys reaction? Did he salute you say that's impressive or shake his head and look on in disgust? "
He was aww don’t be silly, do you want me to do one, whilst trying to insert his dick back into me handsfree, jabbing at me like when they try and milk snakes fangs for venom. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’ve done a real fart during sex, an arse fart not a fanny fart.
Ooohhh nooo was his face anywhere near it?
I’ve done a couple of real puff bum farts when a face has been near but this one that sticks out was a really loud blew the curtains up kind of fart. I started crying! "
How smelly was it? |
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"I’ve done a real fart during sex, an arse fart not a fanny fart.
Ooohhh nooo was his face anywhere near it?
I’ve done a couple of real puff bum farts when a face has been near but this one that sticks out was a really loud blew the curtains up kind of fart. I started crying!
Haha you crease me up
What was the guys reaction? Did he salute you say that's impressive or shake his head and look on in disgust?
He was aww don’t be silly, do you want me to do one, whilst trying to insert his dick back into me handsfree, jabbing at me like when they try and milk snakes fangs for venom. "
Sounds so romantic and sensual  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The night i lost my virginity was dire..
I was 18, in a hotel room and remember saying 'your fucking my virgin cunt'..
Yeah if i could re live that night id leave that line out.. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The night i lost my virginity was dire..
I was 18, in a hotel room and remember saying 'your fucking my virgin cunt'..
Yeah if i could re live that night id leave that line out.. "
Nooooo  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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After pulling my knob out her bum there was some pooh on it and she put it straight in her mouth.
I had to be sick in my mouth as I didn't want her to stop. ( great blow job)
I still gag thinking about it now. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"After pulling my knob out her bum there was some pooh on it and she put it straight in her mouth.
I had to be sick in my mouth as I didn't want her to stop. ( great blow job)
I still gag thinking about it now."
 eeew that’s gross. |
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