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It's too cold in my kitchen
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Awww you need warming up ?? 
I do.....
But my butter really does 
I wont make any " spread em " jokes then  "
JOKES?? WTAF? I thought you were being serious  |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Stick it down your arse crack and go for a jog?
Weirdly..... that's what I've done! 
I've never wanted to be a tub of butter so much  "
Tub? I'm fancy thank you..... mine comes in waxed paper from the dairy! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I could pop down and pick up the said butter, bring it back up here and place it in my (by now) warm kitchen and when it reaches the required plasticity I could drive back to yours.
10 hour 500 mile round trip but gotta be worth it! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Practical solution from a baker - put the oven on it will warm up your kitchen and put butter in a pyrex dish and stand dish in hot (not boiling water) and it will soften just enough without melting
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"Stick it down your arse crack and go for a jog?
Weirdly..... that's what I've done!
I've never wanted to be a tub of butter so much
Tub? I'm fancy thank you..... mine comes in waxed paper from the dairy!"
I forgot you're Posh sorry |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"And my room temperature butter is too hard to bake with.
Help me Fabbers!
Grate the butter  "
See, there is always one sensible one......
(That's what I actually did but don't tell Peach) |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I could pop down and pick up the said butter, bring it back up here and place it in my (by now) warm kitchen and when it reaches the required plasticity I could drive back to yours.
10 hour 500 mile round trip but gotta be worth it!"
Come on then. I'll see you in 250 miles.... |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Practical solution from a baker - put the oven on it will warm up your kitchen and put butter in a pyrex dish and stand dish in hot (not boiling water) and it will soften just enough without melting
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I actually have never thought of that. Baked for years and never considered it. I've always gone with grating.
But that's brilliant! Thank you |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I’ll come warm it.
Do you have 2 sticks I can rub to make fire?
Fiddlesticks by name.
Bring your sticks then please.... 
Could you expand on the rubbing element of this plan. "
I'm pretty sure if I rub your stick against another stick you'll see expansion..... |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Stick it down your arse crack and go for a jog?
Weirdly..... that's what I've done!
I've never wanted to be a tub of butter so much
Tub? I'm fancy thank you..... mine comes in waxed paper from the dairy!
I forgot you're Posh sorry "
How could you forget that?
Although not that Posh..... no central heating |
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"Stick it down your arse crack and go for a jog?
Weirdly..... that's what I've done!
I've never wanted to be a tub of butter so much
Tub? I'm fancy thank you..... mine comes in waxed paper from the dairy!
I forgot you're Posh sorry
How could you forget that?
Although not that Posh..... no central heating "
It's still coal fires in Devon isnt it ?? |
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"I’ll come warm it.
Do you have 2 sticks I can rub to make fire?
Fiddlesticks by name.
Bring your sticks then please....
Could you expand on the rubbing element of this plan.
I'm pretty sure if I rub your stick against another stick you'll see expansion..... "
I can see that. Any volunteers to provide another stick. Perhaps if it was rubbed up and down between two mounds that might help. |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Stick it down your arse crack and go for a jog?
Weirdly..... that's what I've done!
I've never wanted to be a tub of butter so much
Tub? I'm fancy thank you..... mine comes in waxed paper from the dairy!
I forgot you're Posh sorry
How could you forget that?
Although not that Posh..... no central heating
It's still coal fires in Devon isnt it ?? "
Coal?! What is this modern devilry?!  |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I’ll come warm it.
Do you have 2 sticks I can rub to make fire?
Fiddlesticks by name.
Bring your sticks then please....
Could you expand on the rubbing element of this plan.
I'm pretty sure if I rub your stick against another stick you'll see expansion.....
I can see that. Any volunteers to provide another stick. Perhaps if it was rubbed up and down between two mounds that might help. "
I think I can find another stick volunteer......
And you'd both fit between the mounds |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I could pop down and pick up the said butter, bring it back up here and place it in my (by now) warm kitchen and when it reaches the required plasticity I could drive back to yours.
10 hour 500 mile round trip but gotta be worth it!
Come on then. I'll see you in 250 miles...."
Is it left or right at the top of our road? |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I could pop down and pick up the said butter, bring it back up here and place it in my (by now) warm kitchen and when it reaches the required plasticity I could drive back to yours.
10 hour 500 mile round trip but gotta be worth it!
Come on then. I'll see you in 250 miles....
Is it left or right at the top of our road? "
Left. Maybe my left |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I could pop down and pick up the said butter, bring it back up here and place it in my (by now) warm kitchen and when it reaches the required plasticity I could drive back to yours.
10 hour 500 mile round trip but gotta be worth it!
Come on then. I'll see you in 250 miles....
Is it left or right at the top of our road?
Left. Maybe my left"
Went left, then left and then left again. Ended up back on my sofa. Useless sometimes! Guess I'm not your butter saviour this time.
Butter talk has reminded me to watch Last Tango in Paris again though  |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I could pop down and pick up the said butter, bring it back up here and place it in my (by now) warm kitchen and when it reaches the required plasticity I could drive back to yours.
10 hour 500 mile round trip but gotta be worth it!
Come on then. I'll see you in 250 miles....
Is it left or right at the top of our road?
Left. Maybe my left
Went left, then left and then left again. Ended up back on my sofa. Useless sometimes! Guess I'm not your butter saviour this time.
Butter talk has reminded me to watch Last Tango in Paris again though "
Hopeless. Next time maybe? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Put the oven on leave the door open and sorted in 15 mins
+1
Can't you come stand in my kitchen? That would heat it up.... "
I suppose I could let you press the butter up against my body..purely for the sake of the butter |
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