If the sex was ok then I'll say "that was nice" but if the sex was crap then I'll start making that I need to go, saying "just remembered I need to be somewhere".

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By *atherjackhackettMan over a year ago

Tipperary

Wake up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Are you OK getting an Uber?

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By *ackformore100Man over a year ago

Tin town

Oh shit was that a car pulling up?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I pick up the soap now?

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By *wist my nipplesCouple over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Can I clean you up?

Mrs TMN x

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By *ocothumpaMan over a year ago

quite close to you

If it was good:

“Flerble-gubble nerble blubb jibber fapple”

If bad:

“...sorry, give me 10mins and we can try again, hey maybe this time we might both get naked before one of us cums....again sorry”

And all other times:

“....aaaaaaaand *clear browser history*”

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Get the fuck out my house

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Naaaah, your sister was better!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can we go again?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What, your putting the kettle on? What a star, milk and one sugar please.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hopefully...WOW

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Theres a list of taxi phone numbers on the fridge

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Can we go again? "

Neeext

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Of you pop

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By *ugga MannMan over a year ago

Heathrow

Oh hello. You’re back early!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

why m i still hard ......?

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By *heslimoneMan over a year ago

Deeside

Are you going to clean that up?

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By *ribsaMan over a year ago

A box at end of your bed

Get off

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't say anything because she normally keeps her phone switched off

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