"Are you more or less horny when on the blob? And would you rather have Ben&Jerry's or straight up chocolate?"
Thankfully, I no longer menstruate, nor have I lost my libido.
And I'll take dairy milk & Cherry Garcia. Thanks  |
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"Are you more or less horny when on the blob? And would you rather have Ben&Jerry's or straight up chocolate?"
Just bring them everything then back out of the room slowly  |
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"Are you more or less horny when on the blob? And would you rather have Ben&Jerry's or straight up chocolate?
Just bring them everything then back out of the room slowly "
What if they request an aubergine on the side? |
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"Are you more or less horny when on the blob? And would you rather have Ben&Jerry's or straight up chocolate?
Just bring them everything then back out of the room slowly
What if they request an aubergine on the side?"
If you want to live, give them anything they ask for. Then back out of the room |
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"Are you more or less horny when on the blob? And would you rather have Ben&Jerry's or straight up chocolate?
Just bring them everything then back out of the room slowly
What if they request an aubergine on the side?
If you want to live, give them anything they ask for. Then back out of the room "
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"Less. I'm in pain.
Chocolate
Help the men out here. Which type of chocolate and what form "
Dark or milk. Bar or block.
With hot water bottle or painkillers and I might say rather than growl thank you |
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"Less. I'm in pain.
Chocolate
Help the men out here. Which type of chocolate and what form
Dark or milk. Bar or block.
With hot water bottle or painkillers and I might say rather than growl thank you "
Have you tried Buscopan tablets ? |
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"Less. I'm in pain.
Chocolate
Help the men out here. Which type of chocolate and what form
Dark or milk. Bar or block.
With hot water bottle or painkillers and I might say rather than growl thank you
Have you tried Buscopan tablets ?"
I haven't. Ibuprofen usually does the job |
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"Less. I'm in pain.
Chocolate
Help the men out here. Which type of chocolate and what form
Dark or milk. Bar or block.
With hot water bottle or painkillers and I might say rather than growl thank you
Have you tried Buscopan tablets ?
I haven't. Ibuprofen usually does the job"
Buscopan = hyocine butylbromide. Reduces smooth muscle contraction so good for period cramps and any crampy intestinal pains too  |
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"what is this horny you speak of?
They're made from keratin and emerge from the skulls of many types of animal, including at times, the human child *nods*
Gotcha... all makes sense now "
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"what is this horny you speak of?
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My libido is at an all time low too. I'm hopung it's just because I've had very little action in months and not something else.  |
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"what is this horny you speak of?
My libido is at an all time low too. I'm hopung it's just because I've had very little action in months and not something else. "
It's because my magnet minge hasn't got close enough distance wise to your love bullet.
Will be like a light bulb eureka moment I tell thee
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"what is this horny you speak of?
My libido is at an all time low too. I'm hopung it's just because I've had very little action in months and not something else.
It's because my magnet minge hasn't got close enough distance wise to your love bullet.
Will be like a light bulb eureka moment I tell thee
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I'm not 100% certain it even works anymore.  |
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"what is this horny you speak of?
My libido is at an all time low too. I'm hopung it's just because I've had very little action in months and not something else.
It's because my magnet minge hasn't got close enough distance wise to your love bullet.
Will be like a light bulb eureka moment I tell thee
I'm not 100% certain it even works anymore. "
Meh, I could give it a bit of tongue action to find out. If it works "huzzah", if it doesn't, well, there's always pot noodles and Ferrero Rocher |
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"what is this horny you speak of?
My libido is at an all time low too. I'm hopung it's just because I've had very little action in months and not something else.
It's because my magnet minge hasn't got close enough distance wise to your love bullet.
Will be like a light bulb eureka moment I tell thee
I'm not 100% certain it even works anymore.
Meh, I could give it a bit of tongue action to find out. If it works "huzzah", if it doesn't, well, there's always pot noodles and Ferrero Rocher "
If it doesn't I'll buy the takeaway. |
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"what is this horny you speak of?
My libido is at an all time low too. I'm hopung it's just because I've had very little action in months and not something else.
It's because my magnet minge hasn't got close enough distance wise to your love bullet.
Will be like a light bulb eureka moment I tell thee
I'm not 100% certain it even works anymore.
Meh, I could give it a bit of tongue action to find out. If it works "huzzah", if it doesn't, well, there's always pot noodles and Ferrero Rocher
If it doesn't I'll buy the takeaway. "
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Before the menopause I had no libido at all. Now, I can't get enough of it, especially on the weeks that would have been 'those weeks'. And chocolate, definitely need Cadburys those weeks. Nothing else will do. |
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"Before the menopause I had no libido at all. Now, I can't get enough of it, especially on the weeks that would have been 'those weeks'. And chocolate, definitely need Cadburys those weeks. Nothing else will do. "
I hope my menopause ends up having that effect |
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"Before the menopause I had no libido at all. Now, I can't get enough of it, especially on the weeks that would have been 'those weeks'. And chocolate, definitely need Cadburys those weeks. Nothing else will do.
I hope my menopause ends up having that effect"
I hope so for you too |
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"Before the menopause I had no libido at all. Now, I can't get enough of it, especially on the weeks that would have been 'those weeks'. And chocolate, definitely need Cadburys those weeks. Nothing else will do.
I hope my menopause ends up having that effect
I hope so for you too"
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but when it goes away I am HORNY 