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Says the gender that uses inanimate objects such as Bottles of wine, traffic cones, door knobs, bed knobs, cucumbers, french baguettes, zucchini, eggplants, cans of pop, toys, baseball bats, combs, toothbrushes, hair brushes, cricket bats, washing machines... what else is missing? Haha  |
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"Says the gender that uses inanimate objects such as Bottles of wine, traffic cones, door knobs, bed knobs, cucumbers, french baguettes, zucchini, eggplants, cans of pop, toys, baseball bats, combs, toothbrushes, hair brushes, cricket bats, washing machines... what else is missing? Haha "
Well, at least I can cum |
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"Says the gender that uses inanimate objects such as Bottles of wine, traffic cones, door knobs, bed knobs, cucumbers, french baguettes, zucchini, eggplants, cans of pop, toys, baseball bats, combs, toothbrushes, hair brushes, cricket bats, washing machines... what else is missing? Haha
Well, at least I can cum"
touche.... well played. |
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"Says the gender that uses inanimate objects such as Bottles of wine, traffic cones, door knobs, bed knobs, cucumbers, french baguettes, zucchini, eggplants, cans of pop, toys, baseball bats, combs, toothbrushes, hair brushes, cricket bats, washing machines... what else is missing? Haha
Well, at least I can cumtouche.... well played."
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"Says the gender that uses inanimate objects such as Bottles of wine, traffic cones, door knobs, bed knobs, cucumbers, french baguettes, zucchini, eggplants, cans of pop, toys, baseball bats, combs, toothbrushes, hair brushes, cricket bats, washing machines... what else is missing? Haha "
You forgot sky remotes and pringles tins.... |
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"Which is the only reason why I’m on fab 
Not everything.... just nearly.
It still ensures I get fucked!
You won't go short on offers... i would definitely oblige"
You have good taste  |
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"I think I’d draw the line at a porcupine..
Am I better or worse than a porcupine"
I’d make a joke about a plenty of pricks but as a gentleman and knowing of you from a previous profile, I’ll hold back in the presence of such esteemed and exalted company. |
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"Which is the only reason why I’m on fab
Not everything.... just nearly.
It still ensures I get fucked!
You won't go short on offers... i would definitely oblige
You have good taste "
I would like a taste   |
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"I think I’d draw the line at a porcupine..
Am I better or worse than a porcupine
I’d make a joke about a plenty of pricks but as a gentleman and knowing of you from a previous profile, I’ll hold back in the presence of such esteemed and exalted company. "
Oooooo you gotta say who you were now |
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"I think I’d draw the line at a porcupine..
Am I better or worse than a porcupine
I’d make a joke about a plenty of pricks but as a gentleman and knowing of you from a previous profile, I’ll hold back in the presence of such esteemed and exalted company.
Oooooo you gotta say who you were now "
I wasn’t that well known.
And it’s onna need to know basis.   |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I think I’d draw the line at a porcupine..
Am I better or worse than a porcupine
I’d make a joke about a plenty of pricks but as a gentleman and knowing of you from a previous profile, I’ll hold back in the presence of such esteemed and exalted company.
Oooooo you gotta say who you were now
I wasn’t that well known.
And it’s onna need to know basis. "
Booooo you whore |
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"I think I’d draw the line at a porcupine..
Am I better or worse than a porcupine
I’d make a joke about a plenty of pricks but as a gentleman and knowing of you from a previous profile, I’ll hold back in the presence of such esteemed and exalted company.
Oooooo you gotta say who you were now
I wasn’t that well known.
And it’s onna need to know basis.
Booooo you whore"
I’m sure you meant to type Whoo you Bore... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I think I’d draw the line at a porcupine..
Am I better or worse than a porcupine
I’d make a joke about a plenty of pricks but as a gentleman and knowing of you from a previous profile, I’ll hold back in the presence of such esteemed and exalted company.
Oooooo you gotta say who you were now
I wasn’t that well known.
And it’s onna need to know basis.
Booooo you whore
I’m sure you meant to type Whoo you Bore... "
Nope |
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These guys are all bark and no bite eh Queenie? 
