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"Cock....tails" Fantastic! | |||
"Vodka and salsa to dip into" Ohhh we like hot n spicy | |||
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"I'm bringing the lesbians" perfect. We could have a dedicated all female room | |||
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"Chips, dips. Chains, whips. "What a great combination | |||
"Oohh me please!! I'll bring champagne and cake "Absolutely perfect. Love you already | |||
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"Wine x" Wine is compulsory, come on in. | |||
"Jugs " glass, plastic or... | |||
"Delicious delightful doughnuts. And a dozen dildos for after." Jam ones I hope, and a selection of dildos sounds fun. | |||
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"Bread, butter and biscuits "Ohhh yes, we could have toast for breakfast | |||
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"Kisses" Kisses are always welcome | |||
"I'll bring Rum. I don't really like rum, but I'll have some rum truffles, too X " We can drink the wine and champagne first then have the rum when we run out. We may start on the rum truffles immediately though | |||
"I'd love to come and I'm bringing a sack, filled with Sambuca, Sausage rolls, spanking paddles, strawberries and Scarlett Johansen "Can I sit with you | |||
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"Kink toys "Now you sound like fun people, come on in | |||
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"I'd love to come and I'm bringing a sack, filled with Sambuca, Sausage rolls, spanking paddles, strawberries and Scarlett Johansen "Scarlett Johansson you say......you are our VIP guest 
Wonder if Scarlett is bi? | |||
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"Karaoke Machine" Ain't no party without a sing song | |||
"I'd love to come and I'm bringing a sack, filled with Sambuca, Sausage rolls, spanking paddles, strawberries and Scarlett Johansen
Scarlett Johansson you say......you are our VIP guest
Wonder if Scarlett is bi?"Of course she is. Women are like spaghetti, they're straight until they get hot and wet | |||
"Olives Onion bhaji's Oysters " Tasty treats, yes please | |||
"I'd love to come and I'm bringing a sack, filled with Sambuca, Sausage rolls, spanking paddles, strawberries and Scarlett Johansen
Scarlett Johansson you say......you are our VIP guest
Wonder if Scarlett is bi?
Of course she is. Women are like spaghetti, they're straight until they get hot and wet "Hahahaha I have laughed out so loud to this | |||
"I'd love to come and I'm bringing a sack, filled with Sambuca, Sausage rolls, spanking paddles, strawberries and Scarlett Johansen
Scarlett Johansson you say......you are our VIP guest
Wonder if Scarlett is bi?
Of course she is. Women are like spaghetti, they're straight until they get hot and wet
Hahahaha I have laughed out so loud to this "Me too very good!! | |||
"Wellies' incase I have to go into the WOODS for a WANK, lol. "You need your wellies anyway for where we live. It can get messy in the countryside | |||
"I'd love to come and I'm bringing a sack, filled with Sambuca, Sausage rolls, spanking paddles, strawberries and Scarlett Johansen
Can I sit with you "Please do | |||
"I'd love to come and I'm bringing a sack, filled with Sambuca, Sausage rolls, spanking paddles, strawberries and Scarlett Johansen
Scarlett Johansson you say......you are our VIP guest
Wonder if Scarlett is bi?
Of course she is. Women are like spaghetti, they're straight until they get hot and wet
Hahahaha I have laughed out so loud to this
Me too very good!!"I We know we said the item had to being with the letter of your username, but we hope you're bringinh your crunchie | |||
"I'll bring Rum. I don't really like rum, but I'll have some rum truffles, too X We can drink the wine and champagne first then have the rum when we run out. We may start on the rum truffles immediately though " I'll try not to eat them all on the way.... | |||
"Bondage gear" That will liven up the party | |||
"I'll bring Rum. I don't really like rum, but I'll have some rum truffles, too X We can drink the wine and champagne first then have the rum when we run out. We may start on the rum truffles immediately though I'll try not to eat them all on the way.... "We will give you a kiss to get the taste | |||
"I'd love to come and I'm bringing a sack, filled with Sambuca, Sausage rolls, spanking paddles, strawberries and Scarlett Johansen
Scarlett Johansson you say......you are our VIP guest
Wonder if Scarlett is bi?
Of course she is. Women are like spaghetti, they're straight until they get hot and wet
Hahahaha I have laughed out so loud to this
Me too very good!!
I
We know we said the item had to being with the letter of your username, but we hope you're bringinh your crunchie " as I unfortunately told another lady not that long ago, my crunchie has been eaten  i will purchase more though and if the shops are sold out ill still have my penis | |||
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"I'd love to come and I'm bringing a sack, filled with Sambuca, Sausage rolls, spanking paddles, strawberries and Scarlett Johansen
Scarlett Johansson you say......you are our VIP guest
Wonder if Scarlett is bi?
Of course she is. Women are like spaghetti, they're straight until they get hot and wet
Hahahaha I have laughed out so loud to this
Me too very good!!
I
We know we said the item had to being with the letter of your username, but we hope you're bringinh your crunchie
as I unfortunately told another lady not that long ago, my crunchie has been eaten i will purchase more though and if the shops are sold out ill still have my penis "Your treats never seem to end | |||
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"I'd love to come and I'm bringing a sack, filled with Sambuca, Sausage rolls, spanking paddles, strawberries and Scarlett Johansen
Scarlett Johansson you say......you are our VIP guest
Wonder if Scarlett is bi?
Of course she is. Women are like spaghetti, they're straight until they get hot and wet
Hahahaha I have laughed out so loud to this
Me too very good!!
I
We know we said the item had to being with the letter of your username, but we hope you're bringinh your crunchie
as I unfortunately told another lady not that long ago, my crunchie has been eaten i will purchase more though and if the shops are sold out ill still have my penis
Your treats never seem to end " | |||
"Or "Oooft, come on in | |||
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"Cheesecake and Chris pratt "Just off to Google who Chris Pratt is..... | |||
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"Cheesecake and Chris pratt
Just off to Google who Chris Pratt is....."Hell yes!! Get yourself and Chris here right now | |||
"(The homemade) Glory hole" What a fabulous idea | |||
"More Swingers "Can never have enough swingers | |||
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"Count me in, Any woman is welcome to blow my “Didgeridoo” Live a good choooooon "We will try and get the ladies to form an orderly queue | |||
"Big balls "Ball games are fun | |||
"Me "Yay, come and join in the fun | |||
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"Lube" Lube is good, well planned | |||
"Marshmallow " We can toast them on the open fire | |||
"Tarts pimps and hookers" This party is gonna rock | |||
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"lots of testicles and titties lol" Ohhhh yes please | |||
"I bring my own but happy to share lol" X Sharing is caring | |||
"Nipples..... "Would you like them nibbled or squeezed | |||
"Nipples.....
Would you like them nibbled or squeezed "Nibbled pleased | |||
"Good music" Can't beat some great times. Pink..get this party started | |||
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"I bring my own but happy to share lol X Sharing is caring " | |||
"Nipples.....
Would you like them nibbled or squeezed
Nibbled pleased "Come and sit on Mr's knee | |||
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"Innuendos" They always raise a smile | |||
"Tits? " Ohhhh yes please, lots of them, in all shapes and sizes. | |||
"Nipples.....
Would you like them nibbled or squeezed
Nibbled pleased
Come and sit on Mr's knee "Oooo I’m liking the sound of this party even more now!! | |||
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"Fantasy's and fucking x" Hooray, at last!! | |||
"Ohh! I’ll bring cats and canapés "This could make the party interesting. Lots of fun then cosy up with a pussy at the end of the night | |||
"Haribos....." Please may I have the cola bottles | |||
"Vodka Vol-au-vants ...... Vaseline? "Get yourself here right now young lady | |||
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"Fun as my username dictates, but I have many other talents that can be of service, professional photographer and cocktail mixologist... amongst many other desirable qualities haha..... sounds like a FUN party... would love to be a part of the journey x" We need you at our party, would you mind getting this party into full swing by mixing the cocktails please | |||
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"I would like to arrive I could bring nachos "Come on in. We will need some sort of dip/cream/sauce to go with them | |||
"I would like to arrive I could bring nachos
Come on in. We will need some sort of dip/cream/sauce to go with them "Ooo I say | |||
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"Strawberry cheesecake and some sexy friends " What an absolute delightful mix, step this way | |||
"Delta Blues. " Some chill out music, always needed | |||
"Absolutely game!! But having read majority of posts I can’t seem to see when it happening, if not already in progress haha... bit short notice and distant for tonight but with advanced notice.... anything is possible xx"Sometime in the future | |||
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"Kinky items... Big bag full..." Oooft, that sounds intriguing, join the party | |||
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"Lemonade and marmite xx" Lemon for the gin and marmite for the toast in the morning, perfect. | |||
"Haribos..... Please may I have the cola bottles" Yes but sexual favours will be required | |||
"Fire.. I make a lovely outdoor fire for cosy chats, laughs, fire songs and dancing. I'll bring fairy lights for atmosphere and my foof "That sounds like you are really going to make this party one to remember | |||
"Oh and some fine food for blindfolded sensory play! " That could get messy, excellent! | |||
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Yorkshire cock
Yorkshire lady hahaha | |||
"Johnny's, let's keep things safe "Absolutely!! Well done guys. Come on over | |||
"Dear me this one was tough. So... Vixens, Viagra, Vimto, Vanilla Fudge, Vagina’s, Voyeurism, Vibrating Dildo and Vodka. One hell of a partey! Viva la Vida "Wow,we like your list of goodies. Get yourself here. | |||
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"New jokes "Awww we definitely need you | |||
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"New jokes
Awww we definitely need you "Haha your to kind x | |||
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"H..... Happy dancing fingers?? " | |||
"Intercourse explorer!" Ohhhhh we like the sound of you | |||
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"H..... Happy dancing fingers?? "Dancing fingers..our minds are intrigued,come over and enjoy the party | |||
"Baklava " That could be some fun and games | |||
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"Electric wand "Ohhhh yes please, come on over right away | |||
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"Hot chocolate" We will need that after a busy night partying. Someone brought marshmallows earlier so we just need the cream now. | |||
"Hot chocolate We will need that after a busy night partying. Someone brought marshmallows earlier so we just need the cream now." Lol I’d bring that too | |||
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"Cheesecake, champagne, cavier and cheese balls. "Ohhhh chunky, knew we could rely on you. | |||
"Cheesecake, champagne, cavier and cheese balls.
Ohhhh chunky, knew we could rely on you."What,are friends for? Mwah | |||
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I'll bring sherry trifle | |||
"I would definitely want an invite to your party
I'll bring sherry trifle "That's the first time you've called me Sherry Trifle. Lol | |||
"I would definitely want an invite to your party
I'll bring sherry trifle
That's the first time you've called me Sherry Trifle. Lol "Oh Chunky...there's many names I call you | |||
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"I would definitely want an invite to your party
I'll bring sherry trifle
That's the first time you've called me Sherry Trifle. Lol
Oh Chunky...there's many names I call you "Just call me your's and ilk be happy. Xx | |||
"I would definitely want an invite to your party
I'll bring sherry trifle
That's the first time you've called me Sherry Trifle. Lol
Oh Chunky...there's many names I call you
Just call me your's and ilk be happy. Xx"You are my one and only Chunky and I adore you 
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"I would definitely want an invite to your party
I'll bring sherry trifle
That's the first time you've called me Sherry Trifle. Lol
Oh Chunky...there's many names I call you
Just call me your's and ilk be happy. Xx
You are my one and only Chunky and I adore you
"Awww shucks. Im blushing now. Xx | |||
"I would definitely want an invite to your party
I'll bring sherry trifle
That's the first time you've called me Sherry Trifle. Lol
Oh Chunky...there's many names I call you
Just call me your's and ilk be happy. Xx
You are my one and only Chunky and I adore you
Awww shucks. Im blushing now. Xx"One day I'll make you blush in person if we ever get to have a social xx | |||
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"I would definitely want an invite to your party
I'll bring sherry trifle
That's the first time you've called me Sherry Trifle. Lol
Oh Chunky...there's many names I call you
Just call me your's and ilk be happy. Xx
You are my one and only Chunky and I adore you
Awww shucks. Im blushing now. Xx
One day I'll make you blush in person if we ever get to have a social xx"You know im looking forward to that day. X | |||
"Rent boys "Ohhh this could get interesting | |||
"I will be bringing no clothes, saves on time later "What a good idea, love it. All the men have to come naked | |||
"Electric wand
Ohhhh yes please, come on over right away "Maybe next time | |||
"Electric wand
Ohhhh yes please, come on over right away
Maybe next time " | |||
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"Electric wand
Ohhhh yes please, come on over right away
Maybe next time
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