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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Says the gender that uses cucumbers, carrots, tv remote, water bottles, corn, 17 different toys and a shower head to masturbate.  "
You're just jealous you can't get a cucumber down the opening in your Penis op |
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"Says the gender that uses cucumbers, carrots, tv remote, water bottles, corn, 17 different toys and a shower head to masturbate.
Sometimes cucumbers are the more attractive option  "
Tv remote? I thought that was a cock tape measure |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Says the gender that uses cucumbers, carrots, tv remote, water bottles, corn, 17 different toys and a shower head to masturbate. "
Sounds like a better fuck than a lot of men on here tbh. |
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"Says the gender that uses cucumbers, carrots, tv remote, water bottles, corn, 17 different toys and a shower head to masturbate.
Sometimes cucumbers are the more attractive option "
Tv remote? I thought that was a cock tape measure |
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By *itty9899 OP Man
over a year ago
Craggy Island |
"Says the gender that uses cucumbers, carrots, tv remote, water bottles, corn, 17 different toys and a shower head to masturbate.
Sounds like a better fuck than a lot of men on here tbh. "
Sometimes I don't blame you ladies. |
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"Men will fuck anything, women will use anything to fuck. That's the difference a frozen chicken?
It wouldn't surprise me if someone, somewhere has done"
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A woman caught his wife shagging the Christmas turkey. It was in the gossip/chat magazines.
Much better than him cheating on his wife |
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"Says the gender that uses cucumbers, carrots, tv remote, water bottles, corn, 17 different toys and a shower head to masturbate.
Sounds like a better fuck than a lot of men on here tbh.
Sometimes I don't blame you ladies."
Nice save  |
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"Says the gender that uses cucumbers, carrots, tv remote, water bottles, corn, 17 different toys and a shower head to masturbate. "
What does it say about the available menfolk if the ladies choose a cucumber or a carrot over them?!  |
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"Says the gender that uses cucumbers, carrots, tv remote, water bottles, corn, 17 different toys and a shower head to masturbate.
What does it say about the available menfolk if the ladies choose a cucumber or a carrot over them?! "
A carrot doesn't ask you to make a cuppa afterwards |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Love all the people grabbing popcorn for what is actually quite a funny (albeit stolen ) statement.
Us men only fuck women and watermelons 
No warm apple pies?! "
No, not after the McDonald's incident  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Says the gender that uses cucumbers, carrots, tv remote, water bottles, corn, 17 different toys and a shower head to masturbate.
What does it say about the available menfolk if the ladies choose a cucumber or a carrot over them?!
A carrot doesn't ask you to make a cuppa afterwards "
And it solves the "hungry after sex" problem  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Says the gender that uses cucumbers, carrots, tv remote, water bottles, corn, 17 different toys and a shower head to masturbate.
What does it say about the available menfolk if the ladies choose a cucumber or a carrot over them?!
A carrot doesn't ask you to make a cuppa afterwards
And it solves the "hungry after sex" problem "
it also enhances the flavour of the food! Bon appetit |
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"Says the gender that uses cucumbers, carrots, tv remote, water bottles, corn, 17 different toys and a shower head to masturbate.
Sometimes cucumbers are the more attractive option
Tv remote? I thought that was a cock tape measure "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Says the gender that uses cucumbers, carrots, tv remote, water bottles, corn, 17 different toys and a shower head to masturbate.
Sometimes cucumbers are the more attractive option
Tv remote? I thought that was a cock tape measure "
If we didn't fuck TV remotes how would we know how big a cock is meant to be?! |
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By *ullpa72Man
over a year ago
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"Says the gender that uses cucumbers, carrots, tv remote, water bottles, corn, 17 different toys and a shower head to masturbate.
You're just jealous you can't get a cucumber down the opening in your Penis op "
Ah but it does fit the bum thank you !! |
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By *itty9899 OP Man
over a year ago
Craggy Island |
"Says the gender that uses cucumbers, carrots, tv remote, water bottles, corn, 17 different toys and a shower head to masturbate.
Sometimes cucumbers are the more attractive option
Tv remote? I thought that was a cock tape measure
If we didn't fuck TV remotes how would we know how big a cock is meant to be?! "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I like you Op....
Thinking outside the box....
Good man  I like anyone who's prepared to post on here without a care of how popular it makes them. 
Popularity is overrated."
In certain circles absolutely!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I like you Op....
Thinking outside the box....
Good man I like anyone who's prepared to post on here without a care of how popular it makes them. "
Thanks |
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