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I’m gonna design some candles
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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They’ll be all pretty and colourful and beautiful
One will smell like my fanny after not washing for seventeen days
Another will smell like my armpits after not washing for seventeen days
Another will smell like under my boobs (big boobed gals ya know how rank it gets on a hot summers day with that boob sweat) after not washing for seventeen days
And another will smell like my arsecrack after not washing for ten days.
And I think a Christmas special will smell like my feet.
Question is, what should I price them at? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I note there is inconsistency in your products. All candles are seventeen days of festering except the arsecrack which is a mere ten. Will this one be cheaper ?"
Probably. I could maybe push to seventeen days...but I don’t think anybody wants that |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is that how much we charge you to take them off your hands ?
Yes, like how much would you pay for one candle?
I said CHARGE YOU not pay you ...... is it me accent ?"
Yes |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Have a look at how much the similar sized Yankee candle is and times it by three.
Have you thought branding?
Maybe Mankee Candles?"
What’s manky about me?! |
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