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My daughter just asked ALEXA how she was doing (which in itself is a whole load of strange)
ALEXA replied she was feeling melancholy!!!
Whatever next? The TV having a bad hair day?
The Fridge feeling meh?
Be afraid.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have a thick smart TV.
It keeps just turning itself off, not very smart if you ask me. 
Funny I have a smartwatch same problem..  "
Not very smart then are they!
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"I have a thick smart TV.
It keeps just turning itself off, not very smart if you ask me. "
Sounds like you have the 'taste setting high'. You're not playing Kylie Minogue or watching BGT are you? |
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"I have a thick smart TV.
It keeps just turning itself off, not very smart if you ask me.
Sounds like you have the 'taste setting high'. You're not playing Kylie Minogue or watching BGT are you? "
Urmmm nooo  |
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"I have a thick smart TV.
It keeps just turning itself off, not very smart if you ask me.
Funny I have a smartwatch same problem..
Not very smart then, are they!
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Yes, it's put me off getting one of them in-room bot to hoover would miss the dog.  |
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I alway thank Alexa/Siri if they've been helpful and subsequently wonder if Amazon /Apple track that. It's the root of gow you'd treat a servant, sentient or not. |
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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago
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The word "hey" is a voice command to interact with my car. I say "hey", the car replies "how may I help you".
I often forget about this, as I don't talk to the car, but if singing whilst driving and I sing the word "hey", the music stops and the bloody car pipes up "how may I help you".
I tell it to fuck off, but then I get "I'm sorry, I don't understand", so then I have to wait until it goes away.
It's even worse if my phone is plugged in and Android Auto is activated. I tell the car to fuck off and Android Auto then chips in with "fuck is swear word dating back to Anglo-Saxon times".
Bloody technology! |
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"The technology in traffic lights are programmed to turn red just as you approach them.
Yes but it dont work for me on my cycle I have to go through red x"
That's a whole different kink for your own thread |
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"The technology in traffic lights are programmed to turn red just as you approach them.
Yes but it dont work for me on my cycle I have to go through red x
That's a whole different kink for your own thread "
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