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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

.. i hate cheese!!!

He loves cheese.

Would it ever work??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dick cheese?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

She's a cracker ^

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Only if you tread Caerphilly

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I reckon it's win because at least you won't argue over cheese

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Dick cheese?"

Hahaha no.. like normal cheese.

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

It could work, who am I to diss-a-brie

see what did there

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By *uriouscouple83Couple over a year ago

Worcester

".. i hate cheese!!!

He loves cheese.

Would it ever work??

No, it won’t work. Unfortunately you are just wrong and should just accept cheese into your life

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It could work, who am I to diss-a-brie

see what did there

* face Parmesan

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

Maybe if you think caerphilly and come to your senses and realise how amazing cheese is.

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By *affron40Woman over a year ago

manchester

You have some Gouda advice here. You’ll be fine.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

You all crack me up!!

x x x

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By *nigmatic_AngelWoman over a year ago

The place where fairies live

"You all crack me up!!

x x x

But

Why don't you like cheese?

Cheese is life!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

".. i hate cheese!!!

He loves cheese.

Would it ever work??

Yes if you combine to make cheesecake

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By *acey_RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

Let him eat all the cheese.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You all crack me up!!

x x x

But

Why don't you like cheese?

Cheese is life! "

Just the smell, the texture..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Maybe if you think caerphilly and come to your senses and realise how amazing cheese is. "

Way ahead of you lady! ^

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I Camembert this thread ....omg I know I know..it’s so cheesy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i hate cheese.

cannot stand the smell of the stuff

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

"It could work, who am I to diss-a-brie

see what did there

* face Parmesan "

Edam it!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It could work, who am I to diss-a-brie

see what did there

* face Parmesan

Edam it!!!

Oh she’s good, you been watching the Giro ?

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

It'll never work....he will grate on you

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By *litterbabeWoman over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

Don't let it make you feel blue

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He needs to wash it for you.

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By *elloIntrigueMan over a year ago

North West UK

Very mature answers here for you to peruse

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

"It could work, who am I to diss-a-brie

see what did there

* face Parmesan

Edam it!!!

Oh she’s good, you been watching the Giro ?"

Sure have, so close to being a GB 1 and 2 today, great ride in for Alex

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

".. i hate cheese!!!

He loves cheese.

Would it ever work??

I’m afraid it’s goodbye relationship. I’m sorry but I’ve got to be honest with you - one does not simply eat cheese and crackers without their spouse if they’re in a relationship. I mean what the fuck does he do with pizza? He’s a fucking mad man by the sounds of it.

This has infuriated me so much, but I will say this - if you’re wanting a real man (who likes cheese), I do like a bit of Gorgonzola (said in the voice of Wallace himself).

So please, for your own mental health, come and ride off into the sunset with me, I will take you on a wild ride and we’ll have cheese and crackers, cheese and nachos, and all the cheese you can dream of (that’s right we’ll even watch a chick flick). I must stress though that terms and conditions apply and you must drop me back off by bedtime if it’s a work night.

I wish you all the best.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

".. i hate cheese!!!

He loves cheese.

Would it ever work??

Get crackers

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