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"Cauliflower and fire florets at them "Glib | |||
"Cauliflower and fire florets at them
Glib "I know | |||
"Carrot- it can be sharpened and if fresh, quite hard. " Good call.I like it that you've given it some thought 
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"Carrot- it can be sharpened and if fresh, quite hard. Good call.I like it that you've given it some thought
"I know a few Royal Marines that are chefs | |||
"Cucumber as a sword lol " Or cosh | |||
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"Onions. The three in a net ones. That way I could wave it about like a nun chuck." I haven't seen many waving nuns, chuck | |||
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"Sack of onions so I can pelt them at people" Good call, and make them cry | |||
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"Brocoli as it comes with spears" Ooh! Broccoli Spears, Britney's lesser known kick ass sister | |||
"Brocoli as it comes with spears Ooh! Broccoli Spears, Britney's lesser known kick ass sister "Probably more talented too  | |||
"Cauliflower and fire florets at them "Or just make them eat Cauliflower rice, its disgusting! | |||
"Brocoli as it comes with spears Ooh! Broccoli Spears, Britney's lesser known kick ass sister "Hit me baby, one more time. Lol | |||
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"Peas - machine gun fire. "Good thinking....fresh or frozen? | |||
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"Peas - machine gun fire.
Good thinking....fresh or frozen?
"Frozen. They'll hurt more.  | |||
"Bag of sprouts, kinda like a cosh! " Yes! | |||
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"Fucking great pumpkin one boob to the nose with that you're not getting up." Mmmn the boob to the nose would probably distract them from the incoming pumkin to the head
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"Onions! Make their eyes water so they can’t see "but I'd sabotage then and take the core out | |||
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"Butternut squash.. can’t chop the damn things so they must be solid. " Forget the fruit or veg if use saffrons eyes to mesmerise you all | |||
"Butternut squash.. can’t chop the damn things so they must be solid. Forget the fruit or veg if use saffrons eyes to mesmerise you all "I'd not if ffs  | |||
"Butternut squash.. can’t chop the damn things so they must be solid. Forget the fruit or veg if use saffrons eyes to mesmerise you all I'd not if ffs "Missed you knobhead x | |||
"Butternut squash.. can’t chop the damn things so they must be solid. Forget the fruit or veg if use saffrons eyes to mesmerise you all I'd not if ffs
Missed you knobhead x"aw thanks I'll get back in my cage now  | |||
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"Onions. The three in a net ones. That way I could wave it about like a nun chuck." Mmn could do some damage with those | |||
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" Sorry rethink celeriac sure there poisonous." Are they like posh celery? | |||
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"I'd club 'em round the head with a big fuck off marrow "Yes that would definitely work
Good work , Ace | |||
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"Onions! Make their eyes water so they can’t see but I'd sabotage then and take the core out "But then you’d have made it worse  cry even more when it’s on your hands! | |||
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"Garlic - it is multi purpose as it can be use with in a bag as a cosh, with a catapult as a form of fragmentation projectile or eaten to give you the super power of the ‘breath of repulsion’." You had me at fragmentation projectile | |||
" Sorry rethink celeriac sure there poisonous. Are they like posh celery? " Both are allergens, so a good choice against the right opponent
Fuzz | |||
