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Cockblocktober: Part Deux
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As my daily updates clearly outgrew the thread limits.
To recap:
K (ThatOddOne) and I are currently on a orgasm and wanking ban until we're together again at the end of the month and we can bang each other's brains out... by which I mean I'll give her the best, messiest ten seconds of her life 
We're on day 10 and my penis has yet to fall off despite what Lacey may suggest to the contrary... |
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"As my daily updates clearly outgrew the thread limits.
To recap:
K (ThatOddOne) and I are currently on a orgasm and wanking ban until we're together again at the end of the month and we can bang each other's brains out... by which I mean I'll give her the best, messiest ten seconds of her life
We're on day 10 and my penis has yet to fall off despite what Lacey may suggest to the contrary..."
Fair play to you mate! I couldn’t go a month without at least a wank, my ‘tank’ literally starts aching after about 10 days........   |
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By *edeWoman
over a year ago
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"Ten seconds is optimistic. Thatoddone, you're in for an absolute treat (best get your wand ready for when he's snoring beside you)."
Thats what I was thinking! I doubt his clothes will even be off before he's lost control at just seeing K |
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"Ten seconds is optimistic. Thatoddone, you're in for an absolute treat (best get your wand ready for when he's snoring beside you)."
Haha
Was it Scary movie that had the scene where Anna Faris was stuck to the ceiling covered in spunk? |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Ten seconds is optimistic. Thatoddone, you're in for an absolute treat (best get your wand ready for when he's snoring beside you).
Haha
Was it Scary movie that had the scene where Anna Faris was stuck to the ceiling covered in spunk?"
I'm imagining the Hancock sex scene. |
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"Ten seconds is optimistic. Thatoddone, you're in for an absolute treat (best get your wand ready for when he's snoring beside you).
Haha
Was it Scary movie that had the scene where Anna Faris was stuck to the ceiling covered in spunk?
I'm imagining the Hancock sex scene. "
I can't remember that one |
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"As my daily updates clearly outgrew the thread limits.
To recap:
K (ThatOddOne) and I are currently on a orgasm and wanking ban until we're together again at the end of the month and we can bang each other's brains out... by which I mean I'll give her the best, messiest ten seconds of her life
We're on day 10 and my penis has yet to fall off despite what Lacey may suggest to the contrary...
Fair play to you mate! I couldn’t go a month without at least a wank, my ‘tank’ literally starts aching after about 10 days........ "
Oh it's getting there... |
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"What happens if you have a wet dream in the meantime? Does that mean you default?
I mean it is something outside of a dudes control don't you think?"
Good question, well presented... I have no idea. I'm yet to have a wet dream in my life so perhaps this could be the month  |
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"Ten seconds is optimistic. Thatoddone, you're in for an absolute treat (best get your wand ready for when he's snoring beside you).
Thats what I was thinking! I doubt his clothes will even be off before he's lost control at just seeing K "
Would you blame me? Have you seen her?   |
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over a year ago
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"I applaud you both 
I can only last a week of abstinence before I pounce and pin him to the bed"
I am actually still ok. Not climbing the walls yet like Lorenzo |
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"Ten seconds is optimistic. Thatoddone, you're in for an absolute treat (best get your wand ready for when he's snoring beside you).
Thats what I was thinking! I doubt his clothes will even be off before he's lost control at just seeing K
Would you blame me? Have you seen her? "
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By *edeWoman
over a year ago
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"Ten seconds is optimistic. Thatoddone, you're in for an absolute treat (best get your wand ready for when he's snoring beside you).
Thats what I was thinking! I doubt his clothes will even be off before he's lost control at just seeing K
Would you blame me? Have you seen her?
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I may have perused her photos once or twice  |
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"Day 11: Apparently we're both feeling the strain today. Admittedly, GIFs and videos of hot women humping pillows, and rewatching our own porn didn't help either of us "
Imagine your own porn with David Attenborough narrating, it should take the edge off |
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"And the challenge is over, unfortunately there was some change of plans and Lorenzo is not coming home in October  "
That’s pants for both of you does that mean I have to stop sending him my unsexy photos? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"And the challenge is over, unfortunately there was some change of plans and Lorenzo is not coming home in October "
oh my gosh my heart goes out to you..
not strictly because its Lorenzo per say,, and yeah he is a bit fit like...
but I've been in love and had a long distance relationship and trust me counting the days down on a calendar some days and the anticipation of meeting up was the only thing that kept me going.. so to have that 'end' whipped away from you must be a total kick..
Id be sobbing.. being madly in love and distance sucks sometimes.
massive hugs to you flower x x |
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"And the challenge is over, unfortunately there was some change of plans and Lorenzo is not coming home in October
That’s pants for both of you does that mean I have to stop sending him my unsexy photos?"
Keep sending them, they are quite entertaining |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Thanks everyone. Yeah today wasn't the best day for many reasons. I cried a lot and my calendar isn't on the wall anymore  I feel better now though, I needed a little pick me up so I ordered Chinese. |
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"Thanks everyone. Yeah today wasn't the best day for many reasons. I cried a lot and my calendar isn't on the wall anymore I feel better now though, I needed a little pick me up so I ordered Chinese."
Id rip up the calendar.. the lying bastard.. lol
Chinese makes everything better :D
Hope they give you free prawn crackers x |
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"Thanks everyone. Yeah today wasn't the best day for many reasons. I cried a lot and my calendar isn't on the wall anymore I feel better now though, I needed a little pick me up so I ordered Chinese.
Id rip up the calendar.. the lying bastard.. lol
Chinese makes everything better :D
Hope they give you free prawn crackers x "
and find a cheesy film to watch while you eat it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Thanks everyone. Yeah today wasn't the best day for many reasons. I cried a lot and my calendar isn't on the wall anymore I feel better now though, I needed a little pick me up so I ordered Chinese.
Id rip up the calendar.. the lying bastard.. lol
Chinese makes everything better :D
Hope they give you free prawn crackers x
and find a cheesy film to watch while you eat it. "
Of course!
Fuck it lets all gate crash and turn it into a girls night in..
I will bring face masks.. |
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"Thanks everyone. Yeah today wasn't the best day for many reasons. I cried a lot and my calendar isn't on the wall anymore I feel better now though, I needed a little pick me up so I ordered Chinese.
Id rip up the calendar.. the lying bastard.. lol
Chinese makes everything better :D
Hope they give you free prawn crackers x
and find a cheesy film to watch while you eat it.
Of course!
Fuck it lets all gate crash and turn it into a girls night in..
I will bring face masks.. "
I’ll get something something sparkling from the wine cellar (off license) |
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By *edeWoman
over a year ago
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"Thanks everyone. Yeah today wasn't the best day for many reasons. I cried a lot and my calendar isn't on the wall anymore I feel better now though, I needed a little pick me up so I ordered Chinese.
Id rip up the calendar.. the lying bastard.. lol
Chinese makes everything better :D
Hope they give you free prawn crackers x
and find a cheesy film to watch while you eat it.
Of course!
Fuck it lets all gate crash and turn it into a girls night in..
I will bring face masks..
I’ll get something something sparkling from the wine cellar (off license) "
I'll bring cake |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Thanks everyone. Yeah today wasn't the best day for many reasons. I cried a lot and my calendar isn't on the wall anymore I feel better now though, I needed a little pick me up so I ordered Chinese.
Id rip up the calendar.. the lying bastard.. lol
Chinese makes everything better :D
Hope they give you free prawn crackers x
and find a cheesy film to watch while you eat it.
Of course!
Fuck it lets all gate crash and turn it into a girls night in..
I will bring face masks..
I’ll get something something sparkling from the wine cellar (off license)
I'll bring cake "
I guess I will need to order more Chinese then what movie are we watching? |
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"Thanks everyone. Yeah today wasn't the best day for many reasons. I cried a lot and my calendar isn't on the wall anymore I feel better now though, I needed a little pick me up so I ordered Chinese.
Id rip up the calendar.. the lying bastard.. lol
Chinese makes everything better :D
Hope they give you free prawn crackers x
and find a cheesy film to watch while you eat it.
Of course!
Fuck it lets all gate crash and turn it into a girls night in..
I will bring face masks..
I’ll get something something sparkling from the wine cellar (off license)
I'll bring cake
I guess I will need to order more Chinese then what movie are we watching?"
Sisterhood of the travelling pants? Or Mad Max? |
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