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Now I’m in the over 50s club should I be offering a no obligation stylish Parker pen.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Remember message the over 50s and receive a nice no obligation reply and a picture of boobs and bums. Or would a pen be better.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

Amazon or M&S voucher would be more useful

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By *heslimoneMan over a year ago

Deeside

Is the ink still fresh or dried up?

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Amazon or M&S voucher would be more useful

I’d go for the M&S they have a great returns policy.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

"Amazon or M&S voucher would be more useful

I’d go for the M&S they have a great returns policy.

And crimpolene trousers with elasticated waists

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Amazon or M&S voucher would be more useful

I’d go for the M&S they have a great returns policy.

And crimpolene trousers with elasticated waists"

My personal favourite. Beige ones.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You get to a certain and you start appreciating fine pens

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You get to a certain and you start appreciating fine pens

I've always appreciated a fine pen

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS over a year ago

Stockport

How about a 2 for 1 voucher for Cineworld?

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

"How about a 2 for 1 voucher for Cineworld? "

Excellent .. they're really useful at the moment

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS over a year ago

Stockport

I think I've got some free video hire at Blockbusters coupons lying around somewhere as well.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"You get to a certain and you start appreciating fine pens

That is very true. There even good to just look at.

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS over a year ago

Stockport

"You get to a certain and you start appreciating fine penis

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"You get to a certain and you start appreciating fine penis

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A gold Parker pen please.

So I can write lovely stories about over 50s club

Age.. Of the fly high over 50 clubs.

If its a swinging club

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By *luebell888Woman over a year ago

Glasgowish

"Remember message the over 50s and receive a nice no obligation reply and a picture of boobs and bums. Or would a pen be better.

A penis better

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Amazon or M&S voucher would be more useful

I’d go for the M&S they have a great returns policy.

And crimpolene trousers with elasticated waists

My personal favourite. Beige ones. "

Don't forget the matching slip on shoes!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd rather have some diamond earings

.. Nice and twinkly to distract from the wrinkles

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Remember message the over 50s and receive a nice no obligation reply and a picture of boobs and bums. Or would a pen be better.

A penis better

And the ink tastes better when it leaks in your mouth.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I'd rather have some diamond earings

.. Nice and twinkly to distract from the wrinkles

What wrinkles

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
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East Sussex

We've had to bulk order pens to send out. We ordered 1000. Anyone got any use for 998 pens?

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"We've had to bulk order pens to send out. We ordered 1000. Anyone got any use for 998 pens? "

It’s ok, I’ve got the one you sent me

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple over a year ago

Cumbria

When I hit 50 I would like and little silk pouch to hold my saggy balls not long now but something to look forward to.

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Mint Blanc surely!

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By *offiaCoolWoman over a year ago

Kidsgrove

"We've had to bulk order pens to send out. We ordered 1000. Anyone got any use for 998 pens? "

If they are black inks, hell yes. I kill loads of pens with the amount I write at work

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
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East Sussex

"We've had to bulk order pens to send out. We ordered 1000. Anyone got any use for 998 pens?

It’s ok, I’ve got the one you sent me

. Good, still working?

We were thinking of getting a load of propelling pencils instead with spare lead

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

"We've had to bulk order pens to send out. We ordered 1000. Anyone got any use for 998 pens?

It’s ok, I’ve got the one you sent me

. Good, still working?

We were thinking of getting a load of propelling pencils instead with spare lead

Have to have plenty of lead in the pencil

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