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Why isn't Your dog a Police dog !
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Mine would make awesome police dogs but they'd fail because they like to shove there heads between ladies legs at the most embarrassing moments which would no doubt lead to claims of sexual harassment  |
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Mine passed all the tests to join the undercover unit, intelligence, bravery, speed, fitness, eyesight etc etc etc
Only failed at the last hurdle when they asked him if he was multilingual, what other languages he spoke and to talk to them in that language..
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I saw an ad for a retired Police dog, £100.
The ad said he could actually talk! So I went to see him. His owner introduced us, and left the dog and me to chat about all his exploits as a Police dog. Turns out he’d also served with the Army in Afghanistan and Iraq!!
I thought he was a bit full of himself, but I decided I’d give him a chance.
I called the owner back into the room. I said ‘The only thing I’m puzzled about, is why are you selling him so cheap?’
He replied ‘Because he’s a fucking liar. He’s never been out of the garden’. |
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"I saw an ad for a retired Police dog, £100.
The ad said he could actually talk! So I went to see him. His owner introduced us, and left the dog and me to chat about all his exploits as a Police dog. Turns out he’d also served with the Army in Afghanistan and Iraq!!
I thought he was a bit full of himself, but I decided I’d give him a chance.
I called the owner back into the room. I said ‘The only thing I’m puzzled about, is why are you selling him so cheap?’
He replied ‘Because he’s a fucking liar. He’s never been out of the garden’."
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"Mine passed all the tests to join the undercover unit, intelligence, bravery, speed, fitness, eyesight etc etc etc
Only failed at the last hurdle when they asked him if he was multilingual, what other languages he spoke and to talk to them in that language..
he replied miaow "
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