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My slut gf

By *ooomx OP Man over a year ago

ferndown

So my gf fucks random blokes on nights out or wen I'm working away but it turned me on what's the best way to ask her and tell her it turns me on

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh this thread could get messy...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Since she's already doing it just tell her....

Maybe ask why she thinks so little of you to go behind your back too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Has she told you she sleeps with other guys? Best thing is to tell her. You have nothing to lose

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Does she know that you know? How do you know? Just tell her ...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Boom!

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By *ay7209Man over a year ago

Gravesend

Are you not cheating on her yourself by being on here?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Are you not cheating on her yourself by being on here?

It turns him on.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What's the question?

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Are you not cheating on her yourself by being on here?

Yeah but, she knows he knows, but what she doesn’t know is that he knows she knows.

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By *ooomx OP Man over a year ago

ferndown

She dont know that I know

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He's all knowing. ^

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So my gf fucks random blokes on nights out or wen I'm working away but it turned me on what's the best way to ask her and tell her it turns me on

Not a lot of so social distancing there them

Maybe she uses glory holes all the time for safety.

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By *ooomx OP Man over a year ago

ferndown

Before the pandemic smart arse

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"So my gf fucks random blokes on nights out or wen I'm working away but it turned me on what's the best way to ask her and tell her it turns me on

Not a lot of so social distancing there them

Maybe she uses glory holes all the time for safety.

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By *ay7209Man over a year ago

Gravesend

"She dont know that I know"

Does she know you cheat on her so that's why shes doing it to you thinking that you dont know but you do?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

So if she's a slut when she fucks random blokes.. what does it make you, OP, by doing the similar on here?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Speak to her. She is cheating on you so it’s basically you will be giving her permission to carry on.

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By *luebell888Woman over a year ago

Glasgowish

Does she know you refer to her as a slut?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"She dont know that I know"

How do you know she doesn’t know and how did you know in the first place, maybe she knows and wanted you to know, but doesn’t want you to know she knows you know.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Booom, you started the "fat woman fetish" thread. Now you start this one? I'm impressed by your bravery, in a way.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What's her name and number?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh this thread could get messy..."

It's warming up ...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Before the pandemic smart arse"

Cheeky

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By *ooomx OP Man over a year ago

ferndown

"She dont know that I know

How do you know she doesn’t know and how did you know in the first place, maybe she knows and wanted you to know, but doesn’t want you to know she knows you know."
fu k me that got confusing lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"She dont know that I know

How do you know she doesn’t know and how did you know in the first place, maybe she knows and wanted you to know, but doesn’t want you to know she knows you know."

I know what you mean.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Before the pandemic smart arse"

Fair do's.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Booom, you started the "fat woman fetish" thread. Now you start this one? I'm impressed by your bravery, in a way."

Only in a way, he deserves an award.

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"Before the pandemic smart arse"

If that's directed at me...your post sounds in the present ,not 6 months ago

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

Central

Just continue to communicate, so that you both better understand what you both need and enjoy

She could get her own profile here too

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By *ooomx OP Man over a year ago

ferndown

"What's her name and number?

"
it's your mum you have her number already

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By *ooomx OP Man over a year ago

ferndown

"Before the pandemic smart arse

If that's directed at me...your post sounds in the present ,not 6 months ago

"
cheeky tucker yes directed at you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What's her name and number?

it's your mum you have her number already "

BOOOOOM!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What's her name and number?

it's your mum you have her number already "

Get in, back of the net. This is gonna be good Brian.

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By *ememberTheNameMan over a year ago

barnsley

You’re willing to be treated like a mug

I’d have some more respect for yourself

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What's her name and number?

it's your mum you have her number already

BOOOOOM!

‘AVE IT!

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By *9 kisses.Man over a year ago

clacton on sea

Big question is..

When's the next time your working away?

Lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You’re willing to be treated like a mug

I’d have some more respect for yourself

Can’t wait for his reply on this, the last one was a belter.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Booom, you started the "fat woman fetish" thread. Now you start this one? I'm impressed by your bravery, in a way.

Only in a way, he deserves an award."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh, OP is a feisty one

*gets popcorn*....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Before the pandemic smart arse

If that's directed at me...your post sounds in the present ,not 6 months ago

cheeky tucker yes directed at you "

Yeah Tucker

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"Before the pandemic smart arse

If that's directed at me...your post sounds in the present ,not 6 months ago

cheeky tucker yes directed at you "

Thank you

I do profess to be a smart arse

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Quick, get the others.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What if the reason she fucks them is because you don't turn her on...

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By *ooomx OP Man over a year ago

ferndown

"Before the pandemic smart arse

If that's directed at me...your post sounds in the present ,not 6 months ago

cheeky tucker yes directed at you

Thank you

I do profess to be a smart arse

"
lol x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Quick, get the others."

Hahahaha

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"Before the pandemic smart arse

If that's directed at me...your post sounds in the present ,not 6 months ago

cheeky tucker yes directed at you

Yeah Tucker"

Hahaha

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By *edeWoman over a year ago

the abyss

"Before the pandemic smart arse

If that's directed at me...your post sounds in the present ,not 6 months ago

cheeky tucker yes directed at you

Thank you

I do profess to be a smart arse

Well it is a nice arse

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What if the reason she fucks them is because you don't turn her on...

She said what we were all thinking, except me i was thinking of crisps

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What if the reason she fucks them is because you don't turn her on...

Impossible!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Find who the guys are and then sleep with them

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What if the reason she fucks them is because you don't turn her on...

Oooooooohhhh!!!! Someone get OP some burn cream stay!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What if the reason she fucks them is because you don't turn her on...

She said what we were all thinking, except me i was thinking of crisps "

I usually do

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By *ooomx OP Man over a year ago

ferndown

Il leave you with that be back later x

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By *edeWoman over a year ago

the abyss

"What if the reason she fucks them is because you don't turn her on...

She said what we were all thinking, except me i was thinking of crisps "

Kettle crisps?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Booom does have a gift for livening up the forum.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Im not even going to post

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Il leave you with that be back later x"

Ah, don’t leave us now, you off down the shops cause I’m low on toilet roll and pasta ?!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Does yourgf know that your on fab? Just asking

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By *ocusMan over a year ago

Cambridge

And now we know. Does he know that If he tells her she’ll know we know that she knows that he knows.

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"Before the pandemic smart arse

If that's directed at me...your post sounds in the present ,not 6 months ago

cheeky tucker yes directed at you

Thank you

I do profess to be a smart arse

Well it is a nice arse

Why, thank you

I'm quite fond of it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What if the reason she fucks them is because you don't turn her on...

She said what we were all thinking, except me i was thinking of crisps

Kettle crisps? "

It was more the Monster Munch range and what flavour is my favourite.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What's her name and number?

it's your mum you have her number already "

I'm the one that does your mum around here.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Il leave you with that be back later x"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

His 1st thread was "fat woman fetish." His 2nd: "My slut gf." Can't wait to see what his 3rd thread will be!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Really

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"What if the reason she fucks them is because you don't turn her on...

She said what we were all thinking, except me i was thinking of crisps

Kettle crisps?

It was more the Monster Munch range and what flavour is my favourite."

Mine is flaming hot...how I like my men...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What if the reason she fucks them is because you don't turn her on...

She said what we were all thinking, except me i was thinking of crisps

Kettle crisps?

It was more the Monster Munch range and what flavour is my favourite."

It has to be picked onion. They are the king of the chips world.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"His 1st thread was "fat woman fetish." His 2nd: "My slut gf." Can't wait to see what his 3rd thread will be!

I'm a fan of his work

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What if the reason she fucks them is because you don't turn her on...

She said what we were all thinking, except me i was thinking of crisps

Kettle crisps?

It was more the Monster Munch range and what flavour is my favourite.

Mine is flaming hot...how I like my men...

Not pickled onion then ?!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"His 1st thread was "fat woman fetish." His 2nd: "My slut gf." Can't wait to see what his 3rd thread will be!

Now you jinxed it.. there might not be number 3.

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"What if the reason she fucks them is because you don't turn her on...

She said what we were all thinking, except me i was thinking of crisps

Kettle crisps?

It was more the Monster Munch range and what flavour is my favourite.

It has to be picked onion. They are the king of the chips world. "

They are my second favourite

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So my gf fucks random blokes on nights out or wen I'm working away but it turned me on what's the best way to ask her and tell her it turns me on "

Wait until you're in the queue for the clap clinic together then whisper it endearingly into her ear?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"His 1st thread was "fat woman fetish." His 2nd: "My slut gf." Can't wait to see what his 3rd thread will be!

Now you jinxed it.. there might not be number 3."

Oh there will. And it'll be amazing!

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"What if the reason she fucks them is because you don't turn her on...

She said what we were all thinking, except me i was thinking of crisps

Kettle crisps?

It was more the Monster Munch range and what flavour is my favourite.

Mine is flaming hot...how I like my men...

Not pickled onion then ?!"

No coz you can't say you like your men like pickled onion...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Boom is away, this thread is going to get filled like his girlfriend.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What's her name and number?

it's your mum you have her number already

Get in, back of the net. This is gonna be good Brian."

This

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"So my gf fucks random blokes on nights out or wen I'm working away but it turned me on what's the best way to ask her and tell her it turns me on

Wait until you're in the queue for the clap clinic together then whisper it endearingly into her ear?"

Hahaha

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By *ememberTheNameMan over a year ago

barnsley

"His 1st thread was "fat woman fetish." His 2nd: "My slut gf." Can't wait to see what his 3rd thread will be!

I'm a fan of his work"

I’m a fan of his GF so are the local football team

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Before the pandemic smart arse

If that's directed at me...your post sounds in the present ,not 6 months ago

cheeky tucker yes directed at you

Thank you

I do profess to be a smart arse

Well it is a nice arse

Why, thank you

I'm quite fond of it

So are we

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He’s been gone 10 minutes, hope he’s okay.

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"Boom is away, this thread is going to get filled like his girlfriend."

Yeah can we get to 175?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do we just talk amongst ourselves till he gets back ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Rushed foe the popcorn this could get interesting

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"He’s been gone 10 minutes, hope he’s okay."

He's fine and turned on.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"He’s been gone 10 minutes, hope he’s okay."

Damn. He just caught me fucking his wife

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What if the reason she fucks them is because you don't turn her on...

She said what we were all thinking, except me i was thinking of crisps

Kettle crisps?

It was more the Monster Munch range and what flavour is my favourite.

Mine is flaming hot...how I like my men...

Not pickled onion then ?!

No coz you can't say you like your men like pickled onion...

I like my women to taste of pickled onion

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By *Jones19Man over a year ago

Evesham, Worcester, Pershore

Well worth the read. 10/10 did enjoy. Look forward to the next one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"He’s been gone 10 minutes, hope he’s okay."

Probably just checking on his gf. He got suspicious after she told him she was going out with the rugby team on a stag do.

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By *9 kisses.Man over a year ago

clacton on sea

"What if the reason she fucks them is because you don't turn her on...

She said what we were all thinking, except me i was thinking of crisps

Kettle crisps?

It was more the Monster Munch range and what flavour is my favourite.

Mine is flaming hot...how I like my men...

Not pickled onion then ?!"

Disco' cheese and onion are the best,

Nice in a cheese sandwich.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can we start again please. Is his mum or his girlfriend the slut ? And does everyone know ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"He’s been gone 10 minutes, hope he’s okay.

Damn. He just caught me fucking his wife"

Gf. Not wife.

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"Before the pandemic smart arse

If that's directed at me...your post sounds in the present ,not 6 months ago

cheeky tucker yes directed at you

Thank you

I do profess to be a smart arse

Well it is a nice arse

Why, thank you

I'm quite fond of it

So are we

Oh thank you

it was worth posting on this thread, as my arse has a little fan club going on...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"He’s been gone 10 minutes, hope he’s okay."

He already has a special place in my

I miss him soooooo much.

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By *umalotagainMan over a year ago

a town called malice

I was trying to think of something smart to say then someone had to go and mention monster munch

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"He’s been gone 10 minutes, hope he’s okay.

Damn. He just caught me fucking his wife

Gf. Not wife."

Who says he doesn't have both?

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By *9 kisses.Man over a year ago

clacton on sea

"Boom is away, this thread is going to get filled like his girlfriend.

Yeah can we get to 175?

175 plus a part two I think.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What if the reason she fucks them is because you don't turn her on...

She said what we were all thinking, except me i was thinking of crisps

Kettle crisps?

It was more the Monster Munch range and what flavour is my favourite.

Mine is flaming hot...how I like my men...

Not pickled onion then ?!

Disco' cheese and onion are the best,

Nice in a cheese sandwich. "

That's an old school bad of crisps.

Salt and vinegar squares are great in a peanut butter sandwich, don't judge until you've tried it!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"He’s been gone 10 minutes, hope he’s okay.

Damn. He just caught me fucking his wife

Gf. Not wife."

I fucked his wife as well

And his mum

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"What if the reason she fucks them is because you don't turn her on...

She said what we were all thinking, except me i was thinking of crisps

Kettle crisps?

It was more the Monster Munch range and what flavour is my favourite.

Mine is flaming hot...how I like my men...

Not pickled onion then ?!

No coz you can't say you like your men like pickled onion...

I like my women to taste of pickled onion

I love pickled onions, I eat them like sweets

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"He’s been gone 10 minutes, hope he’s okay.

Damn. He just caught me fucking his wife

Gf. Not wife.

Who says he doesn't have both?

He doesn't (say that)

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By *oomarangMan over a year ago

Chester

"Oh, OP is a feisty one

*gets popcorn*...."

Fancy sharing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What if the reason she fucks them is because you don't turn her on...

She said what we were all thinking, except me i was thinking of crisps

Kettle crisps?

It was more the Monster Munch range and what flavour is my favourite.

Mine is flaming hot...how I like my men...

Not pickled onion then ?!

No coz you can't say you like your men like pickled onion...

I like my women to taste of pickled onion

I love pickled onions, I eat them like sweets

I'm off to the shop for a jar of silverskins and a multipack of monster munch, anyone want anything?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Over a hundred replies on this thread already hahaha.

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"I was trying to think of something smart to say then someone had to go and mention monster munch

Haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What if the reason she fucks them is because you don't turn her on...

She said what we were all thinking, except me i was thinking of crisps

Kettle crisps?

It was more the Monster Munch range and what flavour is my favourite.

Mine is flaming hot...how I like my men...

Not pickled onion then ?!

No coz you can't say you like your men like pickled onion...

I like my women to taste of pickled onion

I love pickled onions, I eat them like sweets

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I think his girlfriend is more popular than him

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"Boom is away, this thread is going to get filled like his girlfriend.

Yeah can we get to 175?

175 plus a part two I think. "

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By *9 kisses.Man over a year ago

clacton on sea

"What if the reason she fucks them is because you don't turn her on...

She said what we were all thinking, except me i was thinking of crisps

Kettle crisps?

It was more the Monster Munch range and what flavour is my favourite.

Mine is flaming hot...how I like my men...

Not pickled onion then ?!

Disco' cheese and onion are the best,

Nice in a cheese sandwich.

That's an old school bad of crisps.

Salt and vinegar squares are great in a peanut butter sandwich, don't judge until you've tried it!"

To late I've judged you,

Yuck.

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By *oomarangMan over a year ago

Chester

Wife’s aren’t daft she probably knows your on here before and said to herself if it’s good enough for the Goose then it’s good enough for the Gander

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

Perhaps he's got another girlfriend for best

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"What if the reason she fucks them is because you don't turn her on...

She said what we were all thinking, except me i was thinking of crisps

Kettle crisps?

It was more the Monster Munch range and what flavour is my favourite.

Mine is flaming hot...how I like my men...

Not pickled onion then ?!

No coz you can't say you like your men like pickled onion...

I like my women to taste of pickled onion

I love pickled onions, I eat them like sweets

I'm off to the shop for a jar of silverskins and a multipack of monster munch, anyone want anything?"

I'll have the same please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Perhaps he's got another girlfriend for best

Or one for every day of the week.

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"What if the reason she fucks them is because you don't turn her on...

She said what we were all thinking, except me i was thinking of crisps

Kettle crisps?

It was more the Monster Munch range and what flavour is my favourite.

Mine is flaming hot...how I like my men...

Not pickled onion then ?!

No coz you can't say you like your men like pickled onion...

I like my women to taste of pickled onion

I love pickled onions, I eat them like sweets

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By *elly72Woman over a year ago

glasgow

"His 1st thread was "fat woman fetish." His 2nd: "My slut gf." Can't wait to see what his 3rd thread will be!

How he can’t get meets as a single unattached male

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What if the reason she fucks them is because you don't turn her on...

She said what we were all thinking, except me i was thinking of crisps

Kettle crisps?

It was more the Monster Munch range and what flavour is my favourite.

Mine is flaming hot...how I like my men...

Not pickled onion then ?!

Disco' cheese and onion are the best,

Nice in a cheese sandwich.

That's an old school bad of crisps.

Salt and vinegar squares are great in a peanut butter sandwich, don't judge until you've tried it!

To late I've judged you,

Yuck.

Well that's just mean....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What's her name and number?

it's your mum you have her number already "
she died years ago a bit like your sex life

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"What if the reason she fucks them is because you don't turn her on...

She said what we were all thinking, except me i was thinking of crisps

Kettle crisps?

It was more the Monster Munch range and what flavour is my favourite.

Mine is flaming hot...how I like my men...

Not pickled onion then ?!

Disco' cheese and onion are the best,

Nice in a cheese sandwich.

That's an old school bad of crisps.

Salt and vinegar squares are great in a peanut butter sandwich, don't judge until you've tried it!

To late I've judged you,

Yuck.

Well that's just mean...."

Yeah....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"He’s been gone 10 minutes, hope he’s okay.

Damn. He just caught me fucking his wife

Gf. Not wife."

The devil is in the detail. And some devil is in Boom's girlfriend.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"He’s been gone 10 minutes, hope he’s okay.

Damn. He just caught me fucking his wife

Gf. Not wife.

The devil is in the detail. And some devil is in Boom's girlfriend."

I'm her fan. Hope she's on here.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He’s been gone 24 minutes, I’m starting to worry.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Perhaps he's got another girlfriend for best

Calum does get around.

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By *ememberTheNameMan over a year ago

barnsley

"Can we start again please. Is his mum or his girlfriend the slut ? And does everyone know ?

Both

And his sister

They’re not the Adams family they’re the slutty family da da da da

They’re dirty and they’re squirty

Theyre only just turned 30

They share when they give blowie’s

The slutty family ....

Tried my best to get the Adams family tune going

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"He’s been gone 10 minutes, hope he’s okay.

Damn. He just caught me fucking his wife

Gf. Not wife.

The devil is in the detail. And some devil is in Boom's girlfriend.

I'm her fan. Hope she's on here."

Fan is in the middle of your name.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"He’s been gone 24 minutes, I’m starting to worry."

He's fine. He did the same with his "fat woman fetish" thread. And then he came back and made this thread. Even after that.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"He’s been gone 24 minutes, I’m starting to worry."

Start a _ooomx appreciation thread

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"He’s been gone 10 minutes, hope he’s okay.

Damn. He just caught me fucking his wife

Gf. Not wife.

The devil is in the detail. And some devil is in Boom's girlfriend.

I'm her fan. Hope she's on here.

Fan is in the middle of your name."

Well spotted

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"He’s been gone 24 minutes, I’m starting to worry.

Start a _ooomx appreciation thread

Isn't that this thread?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"He’s been gone 24 minutes, I’m starting to worry.

Start a _ooomx appreciation thread

Isn't that this thread?"

After this one fills

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Maybe he's a marketing genius. This could be his way to get everybody to check out his profile.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"He’s been gone 10 minutes, hope he’s okay.

Damn. He just caught me fucking his wife

Gf. Not wife.

The devil is in the detail. And some devil is in Boom's girlfriend.

I'm her fan. Hope she's on here.

Fan is in the middle of your name.

Well spotted

I notice stuff.

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"Maybe he's a marketing genius. This could be his way to get everybody to check out his profile."

True

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"He’s been gone 10 minutes, hope he’s okay.

Damn. He just caught me fucking his wife

Gf. Not wife.

The devil is in the detail. And some devil is in Boom's girlfriend.

I'm her fan. Hope she's on here.

Fan is in the middle of your name.

Well spotted

I notice stuff."

You're like me then.

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"He’s been gone 10 minutes, hope he’s okay.

Damn. He just caught me fucking his wife

Gf. Not wife.

The devil is in the detail. And some devil is in Boom's girlfriend.

I'm her fan. Hope she's on here.

Fan is in the middle of your name.

Well spotted

I notice stuff."

You do....very observant....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Boom is away, this thread is going to get filled like his girlfriend.

Yeah can we get to 175?

Definitely. This thread is just as much fun as his girlfriend.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"He’s been gone 10 minutes, hope he’s okay.

Damn. He just caught me fucking his wife

Gf. Not wife.

The devil is in the detail. And some devil is in Boom's girlfriend.

I'm her fan. Hope she's on here.

Fan is in the middle of your name.

Well spotted

I notice stuff.

You're like me then."

If it's a Friday, yes.

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"Boom is away, this thread is going to get filled like his girlfriend.

Yeah can we get to 175?

Definitely. This thread is just as much fun as his girlfriend."

Is it?...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Boom is away, this thread is going to get filled like his girlfriend.

Yeah can we get to 175?

Definitely. This thread is just as much fun as his girlfriend."

Nah nothing could be as much fun as her. I hear she's as fun as riding a horse on a bouncy castle on a trampoline.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You have permission to use Boom's girlfriend, but not his profile.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"He’s been gone 10 minutes, hope he’s okay.

Damn. He just caught me fucking his wife

Gf. Not wife.

The devil is in the detail. And some devil is in Boom's girlfriend.

I'm her fan. Hope she's on here.

Fan is in the middle of your name.

Well spotted

I notice stuff.

You're like me then.

If it's a Friday, yes."

Must be.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"He’s been gone 10 minutes, hope he’s okay.

Damn. He just caught me fucking his wife

Gf. Not wife.

The devil is in the detail. And some devil is in Boom's girlfriend.

I'm her fan. Hope she's on here.

Fan is in the middle of your name.

Well spotted

I notice stuff.

You're like me then.

If it's a Friday, yes.

Must be."

That's why I'm wearing a black dress.

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"He’s been gone 10 minutes, hope he’s okay.

Damn. He just caught me fucking his wife

Gf. Not wife.

The devil is in the detail. And some devil is in Boom's girlfriend.

I'm her fan. Hope she's on here.

Fan is in the middle of your name.

Well spotted

I notice stuff.

You're like me then.

If it's a Friday, yes.

Must be."

I love your name

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"He’s been gone 10 minutes, hope he’s okay.

Damn. He just caught me fucking his wife

Gf. Not wife.

The devil is in the detail. And some devil is in Boom's girlfriend.

I'm her fan. Hope she's on here.

Fan is in the middle of your name.

Well spotted

I notice stuff.

You're like me then.

If it's a Friday, yes.

Must be.

I love your name

You would!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"He’s been gone 10 minutes, hope he’s okay.

Damn. He just caught me fucking his wife

Gf. Not wife.

The devil is in the detail. And some devil is in Boom's girlfriend.

I'm her fan. Hope she's on here.

Fan is in the middle of your name.

Well spotted

I notice stuff.

You're like me then.

If it's a Friday, yes.

Must be.

I love your name

Get a room. (But make sure Booom's gf isn't in there, having a 100-man gangbang.)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"He’s been gone 10 minutes, hope he’s okay.

Damn. He just caught me fucking his wife

Gf. Not wife.

The devil is in the detail. And some devil is in Boom's girlfriend.

I'm her fan. Hope she's on here.

Fan is in the middle of your name.

Well spotted

I notice stuff.

You're like me then.

If it's a Friday, yes.

Must be.

I love your name

It's simple really.

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"He’s been gone 10 minutes, hope he’s okay.

Damn. He just caught me fucking his wife

Gf. Not wife.

The devil is in the detail. And some devil is in Boom's girlfriend.

I'm her fan. Hope she's on here.

Fan is in the middle of your name.

Well spotted

I notice stuff.

You're like me then.

If it's a Friday, yes.

Must be.

I love your name

You would!"

I love yours too

but it wouldn't suit me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What if the reason she fucks them is because you don't turn her on...

She said what we were all thinking, except me i was thinking of crisps

Kettle crisps?

It was more the Monster Munch range and what flavour is my favourite.

Mine is flaming hot...how I like my men...

Not pickled onion then ?!

No coz you can't say you like your men like pickled onion...

I like my women to taste of pickled onion

I love pickled onions, I eat them like sweets

I'm off to the shop for a jar of silverskins and a multipack of monster munch, anyone want anything?"
beef flavoured monster munch please family size

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"He’s been gone 10 minutes, hope he’s okay.

Damn. He just caught me fucking his wife

Gf. Not wife.

The devil is in the detail. And some devil is in Boom's girlfriend.

I'm her fan. Hope she's on here.

Fan is in the middle of your name.

Well spotted

I notice stuff.

You're like me then.

If it's a Friday, yes.

Must be.

I love your name

Get a room. (But make sure Booom's gf isn't in there, having a 100-man gangbang.)"

Hmmm...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"He’s been gone 10 minutes, hope he’s okay.

Damn. He just caught me fucking his wife

Gf. Not wife.

The devil is in the detail. And some devil is in Boom's girlfriend.

I'm her fan. Hope she's on here.

Fan is in the middle of your name.

Well spotted

I notice stuff.

You're like me then.

If it's a Friday, yes.

Must be.

That's why I'm wearing a black dress."

Let us see.

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"He’s been gone 10 minutes, hope he’s okay.

Damn. He just caught me fucking his wife

Gf. Not wife.

The devil is in the detail. And some devil is in Boom's girlfriend.

I'm her fan. Hope she's on here.

Fan is in the middle of your name.

Well spotted

I notice stuff.

You're like me then.

If it's a Friday, yes.

Must be.

I love your name

It's simple really."

It's lovely

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"He’s been gone 10 minutes, hope he’s okay.

Damn. He just caught me fucking his wife

Gf. Not wife.

The devil is in the detail. And some devil is in Boom's girlfriend.

I'm her fan. Hope she's on here.

Fan is in the middle of your name.

Well spotted

I notice stuff.

You're like me then.

If it's a Friday, yes.

Must be.

That's why I'm wearing a black dress.

Let us see."

I'm busy photographing Boom's girlfriend at the moment.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Thanks

But let's get back to OP.

Where is he?

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

We haven't given Booomx much advise...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Thanks

But let's get back to OP.

Where is he?"

Verwood.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We haven't given Booomx much advise...

We've all been incredibly helpful.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We haven't given Booomx much advise...

I don't know what the question is.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Thanks

But let's get back to OP.

Where is he?

Verwood. "

Thank you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We haven't given Booomx much advise...

I don't know what the question is."

Ermmmmm isn't it obvious Jim?

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"We haven't given Booomx much advise...

I don't know what the question is."

No....I'll go back and check...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Thanks

But let's get back to OP.

Where is he?

Verwood.

Thank you."

You're welcome.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Thanks

But let's get back to OP.

Where is he?

Verwood.

Thank you."

Is he out chasing after his gf, following the trail of spunk she left along the street?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We haven't given Booomx much advise...

I don't know what the question is.

Ermmmmm isn't it obvious Jim?

No, it's -Erect-Jim-.

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"So my gf fucks random blokes on nights out or wen I'm working away but it turned me on what's the best way to ask her and tell her it turns me on "

I'd say be brave and just come out with it

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"We haven't given Booomx much advise...

I don't know what the question is.

Ermmmmm isn't it obvious Jim?

No, it's -Erect-Jim-."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We haven't given Booomx much advise...

I don't know what the question is.

Ermmmmm isn't it obvious Jim?

No, it's -Erect-Jim-."

Sozza!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So my gf fucks random blokes on nights out or wen I'm working away but it turned me on what's the best way to ask her and tell her it turns me on

I'd say be brave and just come out with it

I skimmed the thread. Monster munch kept coming up. Was that a hint? Maybe he should buy her some monster munch and then tell her as she's happily munching her way through a pack.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So my gf fucks random blokes on nights out or wen I'm working away but it turned me on what's the best way to ask her and tell her it turns me on

I'd say be brave and just come out with it

He should follow his heart.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We haven't given Booomx much advise...

I don't know what the question is.

Ermmmmm isn't it obvious Jim?

No, it's -Erect-Jim-.

Sozza!"

I forgive you, Mary.

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"So my gf fucks random blokes on nights out or wen I'm working away but it turned me on what's the best way to ask her and tell her it turns me on

I'd say be brave and just come out with it

I skimmed the thread. Monster munch kept coming up. Was that a hint? Maybe he should buy her some monster munch and then tell her as she's happily munching her way through a pack."

Yep...I see your thinking there...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Are you not cheating on her yourself by being on here?

Dun dun dunnnn

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By *imple2020Man over a year ago

Co Durham

bfore It closes... funny man

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"So my gf fucks random blokes on nights out or wen I'm working away but it turned me on what's the best way to ask her and tell her it turns me on

I'd say be brave and just come out with it

He should follow his heart."

Hmm..wonder where that is..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So my gf fucks random blokes on nights out or wen I'm working away but it turned me on what's the best way to ask her and tell her it turns me on

I'd say be brave and just come out with it

He should follow his heart.

Hmm..wonder where that is..

Just remember that old saying: "your heart is where the monster munch is."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Are you not cheating on her yourself by being on here?

Dun dun dunnnn"

That's what the three chaps say while high fiving each other.

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

I'm looking forward to his next thread

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