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over a year ago
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"They make excellent improvised dildos... or so I've heard 
Too cold 
Pop it in the microwave  "
Then how would it be as cool as a cucumber...it's reputation would be ruined |
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"Cucumber slices placed on the eyelids relieve tired eyes. "
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My aunt used to do that,I believe there's something in that,some vitamin or mineral thing |
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You burn more calories eating a cucumber, this is because the Calorie ratio is outweighed by the action of chewing.
Amazingly the cucumber is actually a nut not a vegetable.
The cucumber was first discovered by Sir Philip Cucumber in 1975.
Every cucumber that has been eaten is a distant relative to that first cucumber found in 1975.
Before cucumber sandwiches these sandwiches were just called sandwiches, when the cucumber was added they changed the name to cucumber sandwiches.
Nobody knows till this day why supermarkets put cucumbers in plastic and not bananas, some say it’s because banana skins come off, but this is yet to be clarified.
Of all the cucumbers that have ever lived, 10% of that total are in supermarkets and shops as we speak. |
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"You burn more calories eating a cucumber, this is because the Calorie ratio is outweighed by the action of chewing.
Amazingly the cucumber is actually a nut not a vegetable.
The cucumber was first discovered by Sir Philip Cucumber in 1975.
Every cucumber that has been eaten is a distant relative to that first cucumber found in 1975.
Before cucumber sandwiches these sandwiches were just called sandwiches, when the cucumber was added they changed the name to cucumber sandwiches.
Nobody knows till this day why supermarkets put cucumbers in plastic and not bananas, some say it’s because banana skins come off, but this is yet to be clarified.
Of all the cucumbers that have ever lived, 10% of that total are in supermarkets and shops as we speak. "
I think you need to have stern words with your fact checker, Mr Jeans |
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"You burn more calories eating a cucumber, this is because the Calorie ratio is outweighed by the action of chewing.
Amazingly the cucumber is actually a nut not a vegetable.
The cucumber was first discovered by Sir Philip Cucumber in 1975.
Every cucumber that has been eaten is a distant relative to that first cucumber found in 1975.
Before cucumber sandwiches these sandwiches were just called sandwiches, when the cucumber was added they changed the name to cucumber sandwiches.
Nobody knows till this day why supermarkets put cucumbers in plastic and not bananas, some say it’s because banana skins come off, but this is yet to be clarified.
Of all the cucumbers that have ever lived, 10% of that total are in supermarkets and shops as we speak. "
Sounds legit. |
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