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"Apparently its dangerous" Knife in the heart is worse. | |||
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"Apparently its dangerous Knife in the heart is worse." Unless its being held by a surgeon. | |||
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"Top tip of the day - for perfect fried bread, brush slice with oil and put in toaster. Stand by with fire extinguisher." But not a water one.  | |||
"You definitely need to be careful, electricity is in its element " | |||
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"Apparently its dangerous Knife in the heart is worse. Unless its being held by a surgeon. " | |||
"Top tip of the day - for perfect fried bread, brush slice with oil and put in toaster. Stand by with fire extinguisher. But not a water one. " You definitely don't want your fried bread to get soggy and lose its crispness. | |||
"Top tip of the day - for perfect fried bread, brush slice with oil and put in toaster. Stand by with fire extinguisher. But not a water one.
You definitely don't want your fried bread to get soggy and lose its crispness."Oh blimey no. | |||
"Top tip of the day - for perfect fried bread, brush slice with oil and put in toaster. " This will not be fried. | |||
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"What if you live in Towcester "Is ok because in Towcester electrocution still is allowed | |||
"Apparently its dangerous" Only if its still plugged in. | |||
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"Try a fork "I don't wanna see it , i can feel something wrong is going to hapen , i'm just gonna close my eyes | |||
"If the knife isn't metallic then it should OK. " If is not metalic is a toy | |||
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"Try a fork "On second thoughts, don't. I don't want your untimely demise on my conscience | |||
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"Apparently its dangerous" Not if it’s unplugged  | |||
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"Apparently its dangerous Knife in the heart is worse." Cant get that swinging | |||
"Apparently its dangerous" It’s fine if you do it while it’s submerged in a bowl of water. ...oh, hang on, that’s peeling onions, sorry. | |||
"I once had a toaster,can't remember the make...it had a big White flag on the side..it was just for making French toast "Surrender cheese toasties...i bet it made those too... | |||
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"I know, I know. It's serious. " | |||
"I know, I know. It's serious. " I’m glad it’s not just me who sang the title to the melody of ‘Girlfriend in a coma’ | |||
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"For a great lightening display inside your house wrap some tinfoil up and put it in the microwave for 30 seconds " Hahaha love it | |||
"Apparently its dangerous" Try bread. | |||
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"Apparently its dangerous" it really is look for the video. | |||
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"Why does the bread never actually fit in the toaster completely? Or have I just got a crap toaster?" Crap toaster - been there, done that. Lol | |||
"Apparently its dangerous" Why not go for the full ‘How to be a Health and Safety expert’ and stand in a bowl of water too. 
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"Why does the bread never actually fit in the toaster completely? Or have I just got a crap toaster?" I didn’t realise they were available. But who on Earth wants to put crap in a toaster? | |||
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