"Knees are just ballsacks on easy mode 
Ballsacks are fanny lips on easy mode
Fanny lips don't rip open when you wax them wrong."
Ohhhhhhhh they can! Women have sustained labial and perineal tears from shit waxing. Like childbirth injuries  |
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"Knees are just ballsacks on easy mode
Ballsacks are fanny lips on easy mode
The fanny slicing fear is real. Not a chance of seeing what you're doing  "
Christ yes
Blind spot, is that wet natural lubrication or blood? And the bit of hair on the inside... You don't want to shave the membrane (ask me how I know) |
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"Knees are just ballsacks on easy mode
Ballsacks are fanny lips on easy mode
Fanny lips don't rip open when you wax them wrong."
Oh you are wrong, so wrong |
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"Knees are just ballsacks on easy mode
Ballsacks are fanny lips on easy mode
The fanny slicing fear is real. Not a chance of seeing what you're doing
Christ yes
Blind spot, is that wet natural lubrication or blood? And the bit of hair on the inside... You don't want to shave the membrane (ask me how I know)"
Ouch, yes that’s sore. I’m dark haired and so should be easy to see where I’ve done, but always find a small tuft that’s been missed x |
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"Knees are just ballsacks on easy mode
Ballsacks are fanny lips on easy mode
Fanny lips don't rip open when you wax them wrong.
Oh you are wrong, so wrong "
Then I stand corrected 
Still, a ball hanging outside is weird. |
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"Knees are just ballsacks on easy mode
Ballsacks are fanny lips on easy mode
The fanny slicing fear is real. Not a chance of seeing what you're doing "
It is I often catch a nail as it is guarding the crown jewels |
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"I can't say I've ever had an issue with knees, I did have everything waxed for a holiday and boy I walked home like John Wayne, never again "
I have never been waxed. O went with my daughter once and that really put me off. It was her screams that did it |
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"Dry skin knicks easier. I tend to have that issue on the knees and sides and backs of the ankles. Moisturising helps.
I go through body lotion like water these days "
You're supposed to apply it tonyour skin not drink it swing  |
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"Dry skin knicks easier. I tend to have that issue on the knees and sides and backs of the ankles. Moisturising helps.
I go through body lotion like water these days
You're supposed to apply it tonyour skin not drink it swing "
Ohhh. That's where I'm going wrong  |
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"Yassy is going to bleach my bum hole. Hopefully she'll shave my knees for me as well.
Domestos, then a hedge trimmer?"
I don't know, I've never been pampered before. |
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Shaving full stop is a bloody nightmare. Nick's, rash, regrowth itch.
I've taken to waxing my legs but get in a sticky mess that's a sod to remove. I'm too afraid to wax anywhere else.
Try having polycystic ovaries.... the hair growth on parts of your body that you never knew had hair!! |
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