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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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After extensive research through the forum search facility I have discovered that women *do* in fact all love cervix thumping humungo-dicks despite what they protest about wanting average penises 
Now rather than being content with my equipment and making peace that I can't change it, I have approached Morningstar and Mr Mystique who have both kindly agreed to sacrifice their penises to the cause of surgically engorging mine to mammoth Frankendick proportions 
Form an orderly queue ladies |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"...the fuck, I legally own 35% of Mystique's penis?
Don't worry, your rights still stand. You now own 8.7% of my Dipplodocock
Phew!
Portfolio updated.
I'm like the Ed Sheeran of dick property "
Investments are guaranteed to double in value after three years. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It must be said, I am used to having something on the larger side 
Mrs KC 
Take a ticket and I'll be right with you
Duly noted. I'm ticket no1 "
You'll have to fight Queenie |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Nope... Not all woman.. the only pain I like is my ass spanked and my hair pulled... 
The beast will double as a paddle after a bit of swing
Damn it I can't wank right now  "
You can do anything you put your mind to |
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"It must be said, I am used to having something on the larger side
Mrs KC
Take a ticket and I'll be right with you
Duly noted. I'm ticket no1
You'll have to fight Queenie "
We're on. Naked mud wrestling?! |
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"Nope... Not all woman.. the only pain I like is my ass spanked and my hair pulled...
The beast will double as a paddle after a bit of swing
Damn it I can't wank right now
You can do anything you put your mind to "
Errm yes probably  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It must be said, I am used to having something on the larger side
Mrs KC
Take a ticket and I'll be right with you
Duly noted. I'm ticket no1
You'll have to fight Queenie
We're on. Naked mud wrestling?! "
This is acceptable to the penis God |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Even with all those dicks helping you out, you'll probably still need to double the size to get anywhere near monster cock size. "
Do you know any others willing to donate to the cause Meli? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Love cock up to about 8.5 inches..
This beast is 15"×9" sorry
Will fit between my tits nicely then
It'll probably still get lost to be fair "
Fit a tracker and lets get this tit wank on the go..
Bring the Baby oil |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Nope... Not all woman.. the only pain I like is my ass spanked and my hair pulled...
The beast will double as a paddle after a bit of swing
Damn it I can't wank right now
You can do anything you put your mind to
Errm yes probably "
Go wank your brains out while gazing upon my Godzilla cock |
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"It must be said, I am used to having something on the larger side
Mrs KC
Take a ticket and I'll be right with you
Duly noted. I'm ticket no1
You'll have to fight Queenie
We're on. Naked mud wrestling?!
This is acceptable to the penis God "
Oh good, anything to satisfy the penis God |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Love cock up to about 8.5 inches..
This beast is 15"×9" sorry
Will fit between my tits nicely then
It'll probably still get lost to be fair
Fit a tracker and lets get this tit wank on the go..
Bring the Baby oil "
GPS chip, check. Baby oil, check. Penis SCUBA gear, check. |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Even with all those dicks helping you out, you'll probably still need to double the size to get anywhere near monster cock size.
Do you know any others willing to donate to the cause Meli? "
Yeah Lib probably needs some action so ask him.
P.S What happened to your beautiful bbc? That was a cervix basher from a mile away. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Even with all those dicks helping you out, you'll probably still need to double the size to get anywhere near monster cock size.
Do you know any others willing to donate to the cause Meli?
Yeah Lib probably needs some action so ask him.
P.S What happened to your beautiful bbc? That was a cervix basher from a mile away."
I'll give him a call This one? Oh that's the old model |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Quick question.. are the balls also in proportion?
Will there be extra spunk? Or just normal amounts of cum?? "
The balls are proportionate yes but thanks to medical marvels we have managed to squeeze 300% cum capacity in the same volume. Don't ask how, it's science. |
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Will there be a Frankenstein’s monster role play? Because it’s spooky season and I like a good storyline.
I would ask all parties to fully commit. I want to see backstories, character development, plot twists- the lot! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Quick question.. are the balls also in proportion?
Will there be extra spunk? Or just normal amounts of cum??
The balls are proportionate yes but thanks to medical marvels we have managed to squeeze 300% cum capacity in the same volume. Don't ask how, it's science."
Enough to cover my face n tits then? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I don't like to meet guys with a big penis as it can make parts of sex difficult. Giving a bj to someone with a massive dick is a real choking hazard for me and too big a penis actually hurts me and it’s harder to be versatile with positions and thrusting depth etc. But that's just my opinion which counts for nothing I guess.  |
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"Will there be a Frankenstein’s monster role play? Because it’s spooky season and I like a good storyline.
I would ask all parties to fully commit. I want to see backstories, character development, plot twists- the lot! "
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I leave you unsupervised for a couple of hours and this is what you get up to? 
What happens when you leave me unsupervised? "
You probably get up to all sorts involving Matterhorn's massive dong! |
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"I leave you unsupervised for a couple of hours and this is what you get up to?
What happens when you leave me unsupervised?
You probably get up to all sorts involving Matterhorn's massive dong!"
Oh wouldn't I just |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Will there be a Frankenstein’s monster role play? Because it’s spooky season and I like a good storyline.
I would ask all parties to fully commit. I want to see backstories, character development, plot twists- the lot! "
Of course. The main event will be a grand stage play on par with Shakespeare at The Globe I'll audition each person personally for any role they wish to play, the opening night shall be Halloween itself, book early to guarantee a seat in the socially distanced splash zone |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Quick question.. are the balls also in proportion?
Will there be extra spunk? Or just normal amounts of cum??
The balls are proportionate yes but thanks to medical marvels we have managed to squeeze 300% cum capacity in the same volume. Don't ask how, it's science.
Enough to cover my face n tits then? "
Of course, that was the specification the TurboBall300's were designed to |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If you can make it pull my hair then I'll be impressed "
It does have built in AI but it needs a little more training before CockNet becomes self aware. |
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"Will there be a Frankenstein’s monster role play? Because it’s spooky season and I like a good storyline.
I would ask all parties to fully commit. I want to see backstories, character development, plot twists- the lot!
Of course. The main event will be a grand stage play on par with Shakespeare at The Globe I'll audition each person personally for any role they wish to play, the opening night shall be Halloween itself, book early to guarantee a seat in the socially distanced splash zone "
Oh my goodness. I would like to put myself forward to audition.
It’s finally happening.
I’m gonna be a star. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I leave you unsupervised for a couple of hours and this is what you get up to?
What happens when you leave me unsupervised?
You probably get up to all sorts involving Matterhorn's massive dong!"
It's true, she's already signed up as the test dummy and is currently struggling to get the final eight inches inside her. I believe in her, she's a champ |
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"I leave you unsupervised for a couple of hours and this is what you get up to?
What happens when you leave me unsupervised?
You probably get up to all sorts involving Matterhorn's massive dong!
It's true, she's already signed up as the test dummy and is currently struggling to get the final eight inches inside her. I believe in her, she's a champ "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Will there be a Frankenstein’s monster role play? Because it’s spooky season and I like a good storyline.
I would ask all parties to fully commit. I want to see backstories, character development, plot twists- the lot!
Of course. The main event will be a grand stage play on par with Shakespeare at The Globe I'll audition each person personally for any role they wish to play, the opening night shall be Halloween itself, book early to guarantee a seat in the socially distanced splash zone
Oh my goodness. I would like to put myself forward to audition.
It’s finally happening.
I’m gonna be a star. "
Bride of Frankendick presumably? Or perhaps Concubine #7? |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I leave you unsupervised for a couple of hours and this is what you get up to?
I'm not even sorry..."
Didn't think you would be..... and I'm not either.
Matterhorn, Mystique and Morningstar hybrid is sounding good. Let me know when you've worked out the kinks..... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"That thing is not going anywhere near me 
Why not bb? Show bobs and vagene...
This has just given me some wild MSN flashbacks
Did we cam?...
Was that you the whole time? "
I'm not sure. Want to try again to double check? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I leave you unsupervised for a couple of hours and this is what you get up to?
I'm not even sorry...
Didn't think you would be..... and I'm not either.
Matterhorn, Mystique and Morningstar hybrid is sounding good. Let me know when you've worked out the kinks..... "
They're not kinks, they're features Posh |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I leave you unsupervised for a couple of hours and this is what you get up to?
I'm not even sorry...
Didn't think you would be..... and I'm not either.
Matterhorn, Mystique and Morningstar hybrid is sounding good. Let me know when you've worked out the kinks.....
They're not kinks, they're features Posh "
Of course... I feel so stupid now |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I leave you unsupervised for a couple of hours and this is what you get up to?
I'm not even sorry...
Didn't think you would be..... and I'm not either.
Matterhorn, Mystique and Morningstar hybrid is sounding good. Let me know when you've worked out the kinks.....
They're not kinks, they're features Posh
Of course... I feel so stupid now "
Don't worry Posh, we'll give you a an early bird pass to test all the features for yourself  |
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"I leave you unsupervised for a couple of hours and this is what you get up to?
I'm not even sorry...
Didn't think you would be..... and I'm not either.
Matterhorn, Mystique and Morningstar hybrid is sounding good. Let me know when you've worked out the kinks..... "
The kinks are the best part  |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I leave you unsupervised for a couple of hours and this is what you get up to?
I'm not even sorry...
Didn't think you would be..... and I'm not either.
Matterhorn, Mystique and Morningstar hybrid is sounding good. Let me know when you've worked out the kinks.....
They're not kinks, they're features Posh
Of course... I feel so stupid now
Don't worry Posh, we'll give you a an early bird pass to test all the features for yourself "
You really are too good to me |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I leave you unsupervised for a couple of hours and this is what you get up to?
I'm not even sorry...
Didn't think you would be..... and I'm not either.
Matterhorn, Mystique and Morningstar hybrid is sounding good. Let me know when you've worked out the kinks.....
The kinks are the best part "
I was hoping they'd have some excellent ones.... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I leave you unsupervised for a couple of hours and this is what you get up to?
I'm not even sorry...
Didn't think you would be..... and I'm not either.
Matterhorn, Mystique and Morningstar hybrid is sounding good. Let me know when you've worked out the kinks.....
The kinks are the best part
I was hoping they'd have some excellent ones.... "
Any in particular Posh? It comes with an encyclopedic database of all known kinks |
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"I leave you unsupervised for a couple of hours and this is what you get up to?
I'm not even sorry...
Didn't think you would be..... and I'm not either.
Matterhorn, Mystique and Morningstar hybrid is sounding good. Let me know when you've worked out the kinks.....
The kinks are the best part "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Love cock up to about 8.5 inches..
This beast is 15"×9" sorry
I’m not very good at imperial measurements, can you convert that to sky remotes please? "
1.8×3.69SRs |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"*Waves ticket* I have a redemption voucher here
Climb aboard missy. Please sign this liability waiver first though
My pen went AWOL
What's that coming out of my mouth?! "
That'll be the Mr Mystique 8.7% my dear |
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"*Waves ticket* I have a redemption voucher here
Climb aboard missy. Please sign this liability waiver first though
My pen went AWOL
What's that coming out of my mouth?!
That'll be the Mr Mystique 8.7% my dear "
Chateauneuf du spaf |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"In 
out
Shake it all about
I wouldn't, might take someone's eye out
You'll have to be careful with the angle for the tit wank "
Every ticket includes a complimentary pair of safety goggles |
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"*Waves ticket* I have a redemption voucher here
Climb aboard missy. Please sign this liability waiver first though
My pen went AWOL
What's that coming out of my mouth?!
That'll be the Mr Mystique 8.7% my dear
Chateauneuf du spaf "
Delicious it was too |
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"How much length can you take in your pussy?
Let’s put that one to the panel.
Only a few mm
I think my first ever thread was on this subject
And was yours a yard or a foot? "
It was a standard lamp, I was supposed to get back to you about 8 weeks ago once you had healed |
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"How much length can you take in your pussy?
Let’s put that one to the panel.
Only a few mm
I think my first ever thread was on this subject
And was yours a yard or a foot?
It was a standard lamp, I was supposed to get back to you about 8 weeks ago once you had healed "
I'm healed but the op might have partly failed, so I'm mended but a bit broken still. Polyfilla?! |
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"How much length can you take in your pussy?
Let’s put that one to the panel.
Only a few mm
I think my first ever thread was on this subject
And was yours a yard or a foot?
It was a standard lamp, I was supposed to get back to you about 8 weeks ago once you had healed
I'm healed but the op might have partly failed, so I'm mended but a bit broken still. Polyfilla?! "
Get the flexible one though, you wouldn’t want any cracks |
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"How much length can you take in your pussy?
Let’s put that one to the panel.
Only a few mm
I think my first ever thread was on this subject
And was yours a yard or a foot?
It was a standard lamp, I was supposed to get back to you about 8 weeks ago once you had healed
I'm healed but the op might have partly failed, so I'm mended but a bit broken still. Polyfilla?!
Get the flexible one though, you wouldn’t want any cracks "
Roger |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I haven’t had as many women ask me to stop because it hurts as I have had obviously enjoying themselves...but it has happened more than I would have expected! |
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