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over a year ago
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I think my days are numbered and I'm pretty sure I'm gonna be sleeping with the fishes before long.
I bought a couple of cream buns from tesco on my way home there from me mums. I got home, put the kettle on(the brand new kettle which is a story in itself fs), put one bun in the fridge and started munching the other in my kitchen while waiting for the kettle to boil. As I finished the bun I realised I had been standing at my kitchen window and outside was a car with 3 people in it looking up at me with sad faces. When they noticed me looking back one ran her finger across her throat before the 3 of them burst out laughing. The weekly slimming world meeting that takes place in the church across the street was due to start. I had been tonguing a cream bun at my window with 3 slimmers looking up, probably hating me for all they're worth , and now one means to kill me   |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
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"I think my days are numbered and I'm pretty sure I'm gonna be sleeping with the fishes before long.
I bought a couple of cream buns from tesco on my way home there from me mums. I got home, put the kettle on(the brand new kettle which is a story in itself fs), put one bun in the fridge and started munching the other in my kitchen while waiting for the kettle to boil. As I finished the bun I realised I had been standing at my kitchen window and outside was a car with 3 people in it looking up at me with sad faces. When they noticed me looking back one ran her finger across her throat before the 3 of them burst out laughing. The weekly slimming world meeting that takes place in the church across the street was due to start. I had been tonguing a cream bun at my window with 3 slimmers looking up, probably hating me for all they're worth , and now one means to kill me "
Be afraid. Be very afraid.
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"marked for death. steven seagal film wasnt it.
all that throwing people around and breaking bones stuff lol"
Did he throw people around? I just thought he did some hand waving and they just fell on the floor around him  |
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"Buy a load of cream buns and charge in at the next meeting and take them out first 
Like a scene from Bugsy Malone "
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"marked for death. steven seagal film wasnt it.
all that throwing people around and breaking bones stuff lol
Did he throw people around? I just thought he did some hand waving and they just fell on the floor around him "
you tell him that, your bigger than me |
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"marked for death. steven seagal film wasnt it.
all that throwing people around and breaking bones stuff lol
Did he throw people around? I just thought he did some hand waving and they just fell on the floor around him
you tell him that, your bigger than me "
I could probably take him |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"marked for death. steven seagal film wasnt it.
all that throwing people around and breaking bones stuff lol
Did he throw people around? I just thought he did some hand waving and they just fell on the floor around him
you tell him that, your bigger than me
I could probably take him "
can i watch  |
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"marked for death. steven seagal film wasnt it.
all that throwing people around and breaking bones stuff lol
Did he throw people around? I just thought he did some hand waving and they just fell on the floor around him
you tell him that, your bigger than me
I could probably take him
can i watch "
I would prefer it if you joined in  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"marked for death. steven seagal film wasnt it.
all that throwing people around and breaking bones stuff lol
Did he throw people around? I just thought he did some hand waving and they just fell on the floor around him
you tell him that, your bigger than me
I could probably take him
can i watch
I would prefer it if you joined in "
he wouldnt |
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"marked for death. steven seagal film wasnt it.
all that throwing people around and breaking bones stuff lol
Did he throw people around? I just thought he did some hand waving and they just fell on the floor around him
you tell him that, your bigger than me
I could probably take him
can i watch
I would prefer it if you joined in
he wouldnt "
Damn, you’re so good at wrestling too |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"marked for death. steven seagal film wasnt it.
all that throwing people around and breaking bones stuff lol
Did he throw people around? I just thought he did some hand waving and they just fell on the floor around him
you tell him that, your bigger than me
I could probably take him
can i watch
I would prefer it if you joined in
he wouldnt
Damn, you’re so good at wrestling too "
i was trying to escape  |
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"I think my days are numbered and I'm pretty sure I'm gonna be sleeping with the fishes before long.
I bought a couple of cream buns from tesco on my way home there from me mums. I got home, put the kettle on(the brand new kettle which is a story in itself fs), put one bun in the fridge and started munching the other in my kitchen while waiting for the kettle to boil. As I finished the bun I realised I had been standing at my kitchen window and outside was a car with 3 people in it looking up at me with sad faces. When they noticed me looking back one ran her finger across her throat before the 3 of them burst out laughing. The weekly slimming world meeting that takes place in the church across the street was due to start. I had been tonguing a cream bun at my window with 3 slimmers looking up, probably hating me for all they're worth , and now one means to kill me "
There are worse things to be caught tonguing at the window tbh  |
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