Due to the current pandemic they want to reduce my pay and expenses. My compensation for spying and ratting on you lot.
I’ve told them “I refuse to downgrade to just Club on Qantas” for my regular flights over to reveal my latest expose on how perverted you all are. I cannot drop below six figures on my salary. It costs to look this good and keep up my disguise.
I’m just hoping they haven’t twigged that clubs are closed as I’ve put in some rather stiff and completely fabricated expense claims for club visits during 2020
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"You're still flying Qantas?
Gee some guys get all the luck 
Next you'll tell me you somehow avoid the Middle East refuel too. Jesus."
Have they cut back on you as well? Not Air China I hope?
I refuse to touch down in the Middle East. Standards you know. |
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"Jetstar to Bangkok and Ansett after that 
Plus a Peter Allen CD with a terrible dub over the word Rio.
Oh how grand universities fall..."
Indeed. I feel like making stuff up now just to corrupt their research.
I had to google Peter Allen. Glad I did, I had no idea. |
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"Jetstar to Bangkok and Ansett after that
Plus a Peter Allen CD with a terrible dub over the word Rio.
Oh how grand universities fall...
Indeed. I feel like making stuff up now just to corrupt their research.
I had to google Peter Allen. Glad I did, I had no idea."
They think I didn't realise Ansett went bust in the 90s. Jesus |
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"I won’t have you disparaging my campus 
So you approve of the architectural greatness of Fisher or the Transient building? Lol"
This is almost the field I lecture. I’m more of a laws of entropy of a thermodynamic system type of guy  |
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"I won’t have you disparaging my campus
So you approve of the architectural greatness of Fisher or the Transient building? Lol
This is almost the field I lecture. I’m more of a laws of entropy of a thermodynamic system type of guy "
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