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"Oooo how i do love a great Lasagne  but do you have sone chocolate to go with the crumble?
Chocolate with crumble? I'm not judging but...  "
Yeah chocolate brownie mostly it goes with evetything  and is it custard or icecream? |
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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"Penis and face to ride in exchange for homemade lasagna and apple crumble.
Are they home made or shop bought?
I'm a quality over quantity kinda guy."
Apart from when it comes to reading skills it seems  |
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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"Oooo how i do love a great Lasagne but do you have sone chocolate to go with the crumble?
Chocolate with crumble? I'm not judging but...
Yeah chocolate brownie mostly it goes with evetything and is it custard or icecream? "
You strange creature 
Personally I like cold custard on my hot crumble. |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"Penis and face to ride in exchange for homemade lasagna and apple crumble.
I'll bring the custard, but what did you want in the crumble?
Apples Chunky!  "
(I hate my typing skills)....
'What do you want ON the crumble?' |
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Like most things. The ingredients are just that. You cannot make anything of them without the skill. That's where a pair of mature hands with experience can make the sweetest of pies. Let me mix you a just desert |
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"Oooo how i do love a great Lasagne but do you have sone chocolate to go with the crumble?
Chocolate with crumble? I'm not judging but...
Yeah chocolate brownie mostly it goes with evetything and is it custard or icecream?
You strange creature
Personally I like cold custard on my hot crumble. "
Yeah i am very unique me and have also been described as a sugar monster by a mutual friend
Oooo thats the best way let the crumble warm up the custard |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oooo how i do love a great Lasagne but do you have sone chocolate to go with the crumble?
Chocolate with crumble? I'm not judging but...
Yeah chocolate brownie mostly it goes with evetything and is it custard or icecream? "
There was a game I saw on a TV show where they had to name any food that wasn't made better by chocolate or ranch actually got me thinking |
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"Oooo how i do love a great Lasagne but do you have sone chocolate to go with the crumble?
Chocolate with crumble? I'm not judging but...
Yeah chocolate brownie mostly it goes with evetything and is it custard or icecream?
There was a game I saw on a TV show where they had to name any food that wasn't made better by chocolate or ranch actually got me thinking "
Chocolate makes everything better it is my diet i live on chocolate and sweets with the occasional kebab, pizza or burger |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sounds delicious. I do hope the crumble will be made using Demerara sugar - as it’s extremely sweet with just enough crunch to surprise both tongue and taste buds. |
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I do love a good lasagna and apple crumble and can offer you up not only a penis but a choice of faces, either a made up face as you see here or a guy face complete with stubble should you fancy it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Would you accept a strap on and mrs' face?
Plus we will provide additional lasagne, home made white chocolate cookies and ice cream "
Woahhhh home made white chocolate cookies that would be my choice for winning |
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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"Penis and face to ride in exchange for homemade lasagna and apple crumble.
I'll bring the custard, but what did you want in the crumble?
Apples Chunky!
(I hate my typing skills)....
'What do you want ON the crumble?'"
 cold custard!  |
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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"Oooo how i do love a great Lasagne but do you have sone chocolate to go with the crumble?
Chocolate with crumble? I'm not judging but...
Yeah chocolate brownie mostly it goes with evetything and is it custard or icecream?
There was a game I saw on a TV show where they had to name any food that wasn't made better by chocolate or ranch actually got me thinking
Chocolate makes everything better it is my diet i live on chocolate and sweets with the occasional kebab, pizza or burger "
Really? Are you one of those bastards? |
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"Penis and face to ride in exchange for homemade lasagna and apple crumble.
I do best lasagne ever, i can't say same of apple pie  
I make a mean crumble
Would you teach me
Of course "
I will bring over sweet wine |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Penis and face to ride in exchange for homemade lasagna and apple crumble. "
If you're willing to pay in chicken and bacon pesto pasta, and chocolate fudge cake then you can have me and hubby? I'll let you borrow my toys too |
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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"I do love a good lasagna and apple crumble and can offer you up not only a penis but a choice of faces, either a made up face as you see here or a guy face complete with stubble should you fancy it "
So many options! Winner |
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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"Penis and face to ride in exchange for homemade lasagna and apple crumble.
I do best lasagne ever, i can't say same of apple pie
I make a mean crumble
Would you teach me
Of course
I will bring over sweet wine "
Sounds like a fun evening |
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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"Penis and face to ride in exchange for homemade lasagna and apple crumble.
If you're willing to pay in chicken and bacon pesto pasta, and chocolate fudge cake then you can have me and hubby? I'll let you borrow my toys too "
But I only have lasagna and crumble |
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"Penis and face to ride in exchange for homemade lasagna and apple crumble.
I love both the job and the salary! How do I apply? X
Usual way. CV and cover letter "
Any chance of a pre interview meeting. Something informal like a socially distanced drink? (once we are allowed again obvs!) |
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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"Penis and face to ride in exchange for homemade lasagna and apple crumble.
I love both the job and the salary! How do I apply? X
Usual way. CV and cover letter
Any chance of a pre interview meeting. Something informal like a socially distanced drink? (once we are allowed again obvs!) "
Very smooth! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Penis and face to ride in exchange for homemade lasagna and apple crumble.
I don’t do pasta OP.... anything low carb on offer?...
Only pussy"
That actual works for me. It’s my favourite out the food groups |
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"Penis and face to ride in exchange for homemade lasagna and apple crumble.
I love both the job and the salary! How do I apply? X
Usual way. CV and cover letter
Any chance of a pre interview meeting. Something informal like a socially distanced drink? (once we are allowed again obvs!)
Very smooth! "
Can't blame me for trying! |
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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"Penis and face to ride in exchange for homemade lasagna and apple crumble.
I don’t do pasta OP.... anything low carb on offer?...
Only pussy
That actual works for me. It’s my favourite out the food groups"
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"Penis and face to ride in exchange for homemade lasagna and apple crumble.
Is the beef British and the apples from your garden?
More fussy buggers "
Just intrigued, in all honesty I don't mind. I'd let you sit on my face regardless |
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"Penis and face to ride in exchange for homemade lasagna and apple crumble.
I do best lasagne ever, i can't say same of apple pie
I make a mean crumble
Would you teach me
Of course
I will bring over sweet wine
Sounds like a fun evening "
Tin tin , cheers |
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By *onty1971Man
over a year ago
London St Helier Trier |
"I am very picky about my crumble.
Do you flambe in whisky?
If not it is a no go
BTW I am too far away anyway.
Flambé!? Christ you lot are fussy "
Then it has to be the right portion size, warmth, smell ......
Have fun. Love the batter deal here.
Chaps can cook to you know!!
Now chaps what to cook the Lady? |
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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"Penis and face to ride in exchange for homemade lasagna and apple crumble.
I love both the job and the salary! How do I apply? X
Usual way. CV and cover letter
Any chance of a pre interview meeting. Something informal like a socially distanced drink? (once we are allowed again obvs!)
Very smooth!
Can't blame me for trying! "
It was very smooth I'll give you that |
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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"Penis and face to ride in exchange for homemade lasagna and apple crumble.
Is the beef British and the apples from your garden?
More fussy buggers
Just intrigued, in all honesty I don't mind. I'd let you sit on my face regardless "
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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"I am very picky about my crumble.
Do you flambe in whisky?
If not it is a no go
BTW I am too far away anyway.
Flambé!? Christ you lot are fussy
Then it has to be the right portion size, warmth, smell ......
Have fun. Love the batter deal here.
Chaps can cook to you know!!
Now chaps what to cook the Lady?"
I didn't say they couldn't |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am very picky about my crumble.
Do you flambe in whisky?
If not it is a no go
BTW I am too far away anyway.
Flambé!? Christ you lot are fussy
Then it has to be the right portion size, warmth, smell ......
Have fun. Love the batter deal here.
Chaps can cook to you know!!
Now chaps what to cook the Lady?
I didn't say they couldn't "
A spit roast perhaps?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What sort of apples did you use in the crumble?
Half bramley, half granny smith
Sounds heavenly
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Ok ...well...I suppose I could help. I like the apple crumble hot and the custard cold though
Why does that sound like a wierd euphamism? |
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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"What sort of apples did you use in the crumble?
Half bramley, half granny smith
Sounds heavenly
Ok ...well...I suppose I could help. I like the apple crumble hot and the custard cold though
Why does that sound like a wierd euphamism? "
I do too! I've converted a few people to it too. |
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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"Penis and face to ride in exchange for homemade lasagna and apple crumble.
Always to visit my Liverpool roots my late father was born there and I have never been "
You should. Its a great city! |
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"Oooo how i do love a great Lasagne but do you have sone chocolate to go with the crumble?
Chocolate with crumble? I'm not judging but...
Yeah chocolate brownie mostly it goes with evetything and is it custard or icecream?
There was a game I saw on a TV show where they had to name any food that wasn't made better by chocolate or ranch actually got me thinking
Chocolate makes everything better it is my diet i live on chocolate and sweets with the occasional kebab, pizza or burger
Really? Are you one of those bastards? "
I really am and i can only apologise for that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don't suppose the offer still stands for this Friday
I think that the crumble and lasagne mite be a bit off by now"
Lasagne is better when matured.....fact! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Don't suppose the offer still stands for this Friday
I think that the crumble and lasagne mite be a bit off by now
Lasagne is better when matured.....fact! "
Matured beef- yes
Mature cheese-- yes
Matured on the sofa for over a week... Erm |
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Perfect! 
