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It's Erect Jim & I's birthdays two weeks today...
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"We demand cake and presents.
I can the surprise coming out from the cake , like in Steve Segal movie  , so excited now  
I'd like that."
Oops!!
Are you Jim
Jim the one who soon will have a Birthday Party
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"Birthday shag?
Nah he's too old. I'm happy to pimp him out for more cake though.
I’m dreading reaching his age  "
Oh same. Though when I'm his age he'll be 52. |
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"We demand cake and presents.
I can the surprise coming out from the cake , like in Steve Segal movie , so excited now
I'd like that.
Oops!!
Are you Jim
Jim the one who soon will have a Birthday Party
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I am Jim. |
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"Birthday shag?
Nah he's too old. I'm happy to pimp him out for more cake though.
I’m dreading reaching his age
Oh same. Though when I'm his age he'll be 52."
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"We demand cake and presents.
I can the surprise coming out from the cake , like in Steve Segal movie , so excited now
I'd like that.
Oops!!
Are you Jim
Jim the one who soon will have a Birthday Party
I am Jim."
You have nice shoes Jim
Oops!! I feel shy could anyone notice that
Are you excited for your birthday ?
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"We demand cake and presents.
I can the surprise coming out from the cake , like in Steve Segal movie , so excited now
I'd like that.
Oops!!
Are you Jim
Jim the one who soon will have a Birthday Party
I am Jim.
You have nice shoes Jim
Oops!! I feel shy could anyone notice that
Are you excited for your birthday ?
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Thank you.
Erm, to be honest, I'm not really excited. |
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"We demand cake and presents.
I can the surprise coming out from the cake , like in Steve Segal movie , so excited now
I'd like that.
Oops!!
Are you Jim
Jim the one who soon will have a Birthday Party
I am Jim.
You have nice shoes Jim
Oops!! I feel shy could anyone notice that
Are you excited for your birthday ?
Thank you.
Erm, to be honest, I'm not really excited."
I know is not birthday day yet  |
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I feel this is rather advanced notice for the day of birth. Now I'm feeling that we should make a bigger fuss because of the two week head's up. Surely if one wanted a quiet birthday, there's not be a fortnight to plan?! What to do?! What to get?! Crumbs, this could be a social faux pas. What DOES Shrewbury's most famous man get for his birthday?? |
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"I feel this is rather advanced notice for the day of birth. Now I'm feeling that we should make a bigger fuss because of the two week head's up. Surely if one wanted a quiet birthday, there's not be a fortnight to plan?! What to do?! What to get?! Crumbs, this could be a social faux pas. What DOES Shrewbury's most famous man get for his birthday?? "
 To be fair, I think Yvaine is more excited than I am. |
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"I feel this is rather advanced notice for the day of birth. Now I'm feeling that we should make a bigger fuss because of the two week head's up. Surely if one wanted a quiet birthday, there's not be a fortnight to plan?! What to do?! What to get?! Crumbs, this could be a social faux pas. What DOES Shrewbury's most famous man get for his birthday??
To be fair, I think Yvaine is more excited than I am."
Would you like a piñata? We could get you a cardboard Babe-lady filled with sweeties and you could bash her on the bum with some sort of bashing implement until she ejaculated toffees all over your lap. |
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"I feel this is rather advanced notice for the day of birth. Now I'm feeling that we should make a bigger fuss because of the two week head's up. Surely if one wanted a quiet birthday, there's not be a fortnight to plan?! What to do?! What to get?! Crumbs, this could be a social faux pas. What DOES Shrewbury's most famous man get for his birthday??
To be fair, I think Yvaine is more excited than I am.
Would you like a piñata? We could get you a cardboard Babe-lady filled with sweeties and you could bash her on the bum with some sort of bashing implement until she ejaculated toffees all over your lap. "
That sounds good. But I'm not very good with pinatas. I always miss. |
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"I feel this is rather advanced notice for the day of birth. Now I'm feeling that we should make a bigger fuss because of the two week head's up. Surely if one wanted a quiet birthday, there's not be a fortnight to plan?! What to do?! What to get?! Crumbs, this could be a social faux pas. What DOES Shrewbury's most famous man get for his birthday??
To be fair, I think Yvaine is more excited than I am.
Would you like a piñata? We could get you a cardboard Babe-lady filled with sweeties and you could bash her on the bum with some sort of bashing implement until she ejaculated toffees all over your lap.
That sounds good. But I'm not very good with pinatas. I always miss. "
We can make it less kinky and remove the blindfold - just good old fashioned piñata spanking  |
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"I feel this is rather advanced notice for the day of birth. Now I'm feeling that we should make a bigger fuss because of the two week head's up. Surely if one wanted a quiet birthday, there's not be a fortnight to plan?! What to do?! What to get?! Crumbs, this could be a social faux pas. What DOES Shrewbury's most famous man get for his birthday??
To be fair, I think Yvaine is more excited than I am.
Would you like a piñata? We could get you a cardboard Babe-lady filled with sweeties and you could bash her on the bum with some sort of bashing implement until she ejaculated toffees all over your lap.
That sounds good. But I'm not very good with pinatas. I always miss.
We can make it less kinky and remove the blindfold - just good old fashioned piñata spanking "
That sounds easier. I like easy. |
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"I feel this is rather advanced notice for the day of birth. Now I'm feeling that we should make a bigger fuss because of the two week head's up. Surely if one wanted a quiet birthday, there's not be a fortnight to plan?! What to do?! What to get?! Crumbs, this could be a social faux pas. What DOES Shrewbury's most famous man get for his birthday??
To be fair, I think Yvaine is more excited than I am.
Would you like a piñata? We could get you a cardboard Babe-lady filled with sweeties and you could bash her on the bum with some sort of bashing implement until she ejaculated toffees all over your lap.
That sounds good. But I'm not very good with pinatas. I always miss.
We can make it less kinky and remove the blindfold - just good old fashioned piñata spanking
That sounds easier. I like easy."
We're easy, we're easy |
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"I feel this is rather advanced notice for the day of birth. Now I'm feeling that we should make a bigger fuss because of the two week head's up. Surely if one wanted a quiet birthday, there's not be a fortnight to plan?! What to do?! What to get?! Crumbs, this could be a social faux pas. What DOES Shrewbury's most famous man get for his birthday??
To be fair, I think Yvaine is more excited than I am.
Would you like a piñata? We could get you a cardboard Babe-lady filled with sweeties and you could bash her on the bum with some sort of bashing implement until she ejaculated toffees all over your lap.
That sounds good. But I'm not very good with pinatas. I always miss.
We can make it less kinky and remove the blindfold - just good old fashioned piñata spanking
That sounds easier. I like easy.
We're easy, we're easy "
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"I feel every second of my 30 years and 364 days today 
Give it a couple of years and you'll be collecting your pension.
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