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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is that a trick question? 
No, we don't fart, of course not 
Ladies just expel essence of Rose and Unicorn Glitter of course  "
Of course! We fart rainbows and shit glitter   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Damned right they do.....well the ones I know certainly do so maybe they think they're doing it for my benefit "
You men will give us "ladies" a bad name!   |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
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"Of course women don't fart
In the same way that they don't sweat, either. They merely glow or, in extreme cases, perspire.
I have occasionally seen ladies glowing like a pig, though....  "
You're a gent.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is that a trick question?
No, we don't fart, of course not
Ladies just expel essence of Rose and Unicorn Glitter of course
Of course! We fart rainbows and shit glitter That's what I thought "
That's because you're a very clever man  |
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"Of course women don't fart
In the same way that they don't sweat, either. They merely glow or, in extreme cases, perspire.
I have occasionally seen ladies glowing like a pig, though....
You're a gent.... "
I've had my moments....  |
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No.
We just inflate, it's why we look bigger as we get older. We just blame it on metabolism, when really it's just accumulated farts.
These diets you see, it's just us hermitting away, constantly farting, then we return a slimmer (deflated) model.
Fact. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A woman farting should in front of you should be taken very seriously. It’s a sign they are getting too comfortable, they will be wearing your kappa shell suit round the house next! Move on asap  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As Billy Connolly said years ago all women and royalty have had the fart gland removed so they can’t
As much as Billy is a god....
He lied.  "
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"Of course women don't fart
In the same way that they don't sweat, either. They merely glow or, in extreme cases, perspire.
I have occasionally seen ladies glowing like a pig, though.... "
I definitely glow like a pig. Get me in the weights room and I grunt like one too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Of course women don't fart
In the same way that they don't sweat, either. They merely glow or, in extreme cases, perspire.
I have occasionally seen ladies glowing like a pig, though....
I definitely glow like a pig. Get me in the weights room and I grunt like one too "
May I watch? He he xx |
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"Of course women don't fart
In the same way that they don't sweat, either. They merely glow or, in extreme cases, perspire.
I have occasionally seen ladies glowing like a pig, though....
I definitely glow like a pig. Get me in the weights room and I grunt like one too
May I watch? He he xx"
Watch me lift weights? Lol It's not that interesting |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Of course women don't fart
In the same way that they don't sweat, either. They merely glow or, in extreme cases, perspire.
I have occasionally seen ladies glowing like a pig, though....
I definitely glow like a pig. Get me in the weights room and I grunt like one too
May I watch? He he xx
Watch me lift weights? Lol It's not that interesting "
But squatting is he he xx |
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"Of course women don't fart
In the same way that they don't sweat, either. They merely glow or, in extreme cases, perspire.
I have occasionally seen ladies glowing like a pig, though....
I definitely glow like a pig. Get me in the weights room and I grunt like one too
May I watch? He he xx
Watch me lift weights? Lol It's not that interesting
But squatting is he he xx"
True enough. I tend to prefer front squatting because I'm a freak. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Of course women don't fart
In the same way that they don't sweat, either. They merely glow or, in extreme cases, perspire.
I have occasionally seen ladies glowing like a pig, though....
I definitely glow like a pig. Get me in the weights room and I grunt like one too
May I watch? He he xx
Watch me lift weights? Lol It's not that interesting
But squatting is he he xx
True enough. I tend to prefer front squatting because I'm a freak."
Well I know what position I’ll be taking he he xx |
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"Of course women don't fart
In the same way that they don't sweat, either. They merely glow or, in extreme cases, perspire.
I have occasionally seen ladies glowing like a pig, though....
I definitely glow like a pig. Get me in the weights room and I grunt like one too
May I watch? He he xx
Watch me lift weights? Lol It's not that interesting
But squatting is he he xx
True enough. I tend to prefer front squatting because I'm a freak.
Well I know what position I’ll be taking he he xx"
Ooh err  |
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"Just think polite behaviour used to make us cough to disguise a fart...now in these covid infested days we fart to disguise a cough!"
This reply is fantastic!!!! Can’t stop laughing (and coughing) lol |
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By *he BWC OP Man
over a year ago
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"Just think polite behaviour used to make us cough to disguise a fart...now in these covid infested days we fart to disguise a cough!
This reply is fantastic!!!! Can’t stop laughing (and coughing) lol"
Sounds like self isolation for two weeks needed |
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"Just think polite behaviour used to make us cough to disguise a fart...now in these covid infested days we fart to disguise a cough!
This reply is fantastic!!!! Can’t stop laughing (and coughing) lol"
It is good |
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"Course they fucking do.
Eggs or that Sulphur smell from what I remember "
My arse is like a French horn but rarely smell. Dodgy tummy or period farts, yep, those ones you could chew and spew but every day farts are stinkless. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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You'd think if superwoman superman super dog super boy spider man met and all farted together there would tsuamis earth quaks tdal waves around the world...... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You'd think if superwoman superman super dog super boy spider man met and all farted together there would tsuamis earth quaks tdal waves around the world......"
r o f l |
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