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I'm have a quandary !

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Should I have a wank before or after I've done the hoovering ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Have sex with the hoover.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

After...you can use it as a wee reward for a job well done

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Use the hoover instead of wanking

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By *iewMan over a year ago
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Angus & Findhorn

get someone in..... they can hoover and you can do them doggy during.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Have sex with the hoover."

Our relationship is purely platonic

Besides, this is a new one

That last one blew up in suspicious circumstances

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

B4! That way if you get any on the carpet you can just wait til it dries in and then hoover it up! No-one wants to hoover twice if they can help it!

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Before and after. The first would be good an dirty then you'll do the cleaning and the second will be all lovely and wholesome.

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By *etillanteWoman over a year ago

Or just get the maid to do it like you usually do

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Or just get the maid to do it like you usually do

she's on her day off

so it's just me, her outfit and the hoover

any one goin on cam ?

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By *ove2-shareCouple over a year ago

South Gloucestershire

"Have sex with the hoover."

is the make Goblin?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have sex with the hoover."

I always wondered why henry hoovers looked so smug, now I know why

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have sex with the hoover."

Now that's one helluva avatar!! Nom Nom Nom.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Speaking from experience I'd say have a wank and let the Mrs do the hoovering when she gets in from work

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Both

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"nothing sucks like an Electrolux" ya get me??

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By *ove2-shareCouple over a year ago

South Gloucestershire

talking of vacuum cleaners, does anyone remember Jordan once being asked if she was going to keep her baby years ago and replying with `well i aint avin a dyson' wow such class NOT

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