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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well what can one do if you say one person then another is offended that you didnt say them. Lets just say there are alot if very beautiful woman on fab and some I have a very soft spot for  |
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I suspect you'll get as many different answers as people who post, as everyone will have their own favourite.
Personally, I couldn't pick just one, there are some very sexy ladies on here, all of whom are sexy in their own unique way |
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"I'd like to be considered in the running for sexistist female if I may.....
... Well I'll need a test drive first 
Sounds a plan . I'll watch and decide
I'll allow it. The knife is away  "
Yay bring it on |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I'd like to be considered in the running for sexistist female if I may.....
You know you are "
I am. I believe women should be barefoot and pregnant at all times, do all the cooking and cleaning and washing and housework and bring up the children.
And be available for sex whenever the lord and master of the house says so. |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I'd like to be considered in the running for sexistist female if I may.....
... Well I'll need a test drive first
Sounds a plan . I'll watch and decide
I'll allow it. The knife is away "
Oooooh |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"Why single one out in all the gorgeous ladies there are on here? They're all beautiful in their own way and as sexy as hell in the same way!
You've got to be in the top 10. 
Top 10 assholes, maybe....And I don't mean my bottom-hoop either!! "
I'm up for giving my opinion on your 'bottom-hoop' too. |
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"I'd like to be considered in the running for sexistist female if I may.....
You know you are
I am. I believe women should be barefoot and pregnant at all times, do all the cooking and cleaning and washing and housework and bring up the children.
And be available for sex whenever the lord and master of the house says so."
Bit early for the children bit though  |
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"I'd like to be considered in the running for sexistist female if I may.....
You know you are
I am. I believe women should be barefoot and pregnant at all times, do all the cooking and cleaning and washing and housework and bring up the children.
And be available for sex whenever the lord and master of the house says so."
Sounds too posh  |
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"I'd like to be considered in the running for sexistist female if I may.....
You know you are
I am. I believe women should be barefoot and pregnant at all times, do all the cooking and cleaning and washing and housework and bring up the children.
And be available for sex whenever the lord and master of the house says so."
Go to work, pay the bills, have all the responsibility, still be the 1950s housewife because we're simultaneously inferior/irrational but also the only ones who can take on all that work.
Sexistist, yeah, I can dig it |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I'd like to be considered in the running for sexistist female if I may.....
You know you are
I am. I believe women should be barefoot and pregnant at all times, do all the cooking and cleaning and washing and housework and bring up the children.
And be available for sex whenever the lord and master of the house says so.
Bit early for the children bit though "
Next week. After the wedding. Obvs. |
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"I'd like to be considered in the running for sexistist female if I may.....
You know you are
I am. I believe women should be barefoot and pregnant at all times, do all the cooking and cleaning and washing and housework and bring up the children.
And be available for sex whenever the lord and master of the house says so.
Go to work, pay the bills, have all the responsibility, still be the 1950s housewife because we're simultaneously inferior/irrational but also the only ones who can take on all that work.
Sexistist, yeah, I can dig it "
Dont forget the piping hot cooked meal on the table when he walks in the door |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I'd like to be considered in the running for sexistist female if I may.....
You know you are
I am. I believe women should be barefoot and pregnant at all times, do all the cooking and cleaning and washing and housework and bring up the children.
And be available for sex whenever the lord and master of the house says so.
Sounds too posh "
Innit |
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"I'd like to be considered in the running for sexistist female if I may.....
You know you are
I am. I believe women should be barefoot and pregnant at all times, do all the cooking and cleaning and washing and housework and bring up the children.
And be available for sex whenever the lord and master of the house says so.
Bit early for the children bit though
Next week. After the wedding. Obvs."
Yes Naturally |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I'd like to be considered in the running for sexistist female if I may.....
You know you are
I am. I believe women should be barefoot and pregnant at all times, do all the cooking and cleaning and washing and housework and bring up the children.
And be available for sex whenever the lord and master of the house says so.
Go to work, pay the bills, have all the responsibility, still be the 1950s housewife because we're simultaneously inferior/irrational but also the only ones who can take on all that work.
Sexistist, yeah, I can dig it "
And still be sexy. Obvs |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I'd like to be considered in the running for sexistist female if I may.....
You're utterly delicious NSP
Though I'd have to put you under N
Mr KC"
Oh if I must |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I'd like to be considered in the running for sexistist female if I may.....
You know you are
I am. I believe women should be barefoot and pregnant at all times, do all the cooking and cleaning and washing and housework and bring up the children.
And be available for sex whenever the lord and master of the house says so.
Bit early for the children bit though
Next week. After the wedding. Obvs.
Yes Naturally "
No sex before marriage after all |
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"I'd like to be considered in the running for sexistist female if I may.....
You know you are
I am. I believe women should be barefoot and pregnant at all times, do all the cooking and cleaning and washing and housework and bring up the children.
And be available for sex whenever the lord and master of the house says so.
Go to work, pay the bills, have all the responsibility, still be the 1950s housewife because we're simultaneously inferior/irrational but also the only ones who can take on all that work.
Sexistist, yeah, I can dig it
And still be sexy. Obvs"
What's another ball to juggle, hey. We can do it all. Perfect appearance |
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"I'd like to be considered in the running for sexistist female if I may.....
You know you are
I am. I believe women should be barefoot and pregnant at all times, do all the cooking and cleaning and washing and housework and bring up the children.
And be available for sex whenever the lord and master of the house says so.
Bit early for the children bit though
Next week. After the wedding. Obvs.
Yes Naturally
No sex before marriage after all"
What !!! Now you're taking the piss |
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"I'd like to be considered in the running for sexistist female if I may.....
You know you are
I am. I believe women should be barefoot and pregnant at all times, do all the cooking and cleaning and washing and housework and bring up the children.
And be available for sex whenever the lord and master of the house says so.
Bit early for the children bit though
Next week. After the wedding. Obvs.
Yes Naturally
No sex before marriage after all
What !!! Now you're taking the piss "
If you want all that claptrap you gotta take the bullshit that goes with it |
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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago
Dubai & Nottingham |
"I'd like to be considered in the running for sexistist female if I may.....
You know you are
I am. I believe women should be barefoot and pregnant at all times, do all the cooking and cleaning and washing and housework and bring up the children.
And be available for sex whenever the lord and master of the house says so."
Pregnant and high heels preferred |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
But anyhoo....
Sexism aside and sorry for getting off topic OP.
There are thousands of women on fab, and all sexy in their own way and all sexy to someone.
There are loads of women who post in the lounge, and all of them are sexy in their own way and sexy to someone.
Ladies, you're all sexy fuckers. But I'm not wanting to do you all, which some of you will be devastated about and some will be relieved about.
Huge  |
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"I'd like to be considered in the running for sexistist female if I may.....
You know you are
I am. I believe women should be barefoot and pregnant at all times, do all the cooking and cleaning and washing and housework and bring up the children.
And be available for sex whenever the lord and master of the house says so.
Bit early for the children bit though
Next week. After the wedding. Obvs.
Yes Naturally
No sex before marriage after all
What !!! Now you're taking the piss
If you want all that claptrap you gotta take the bullshit that goes with it "
Now I'm sad  |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I'd like to be considered in the running for sexistist female if I may.....
You know you are
I am. I believe women should be barefoot and pregnant at all times, do all the cooking and cleaning and washing and housework and bring up the children.
And be available for sex whenever the lord and master of the house says so.
Bit early for the children bit though
Next week. After the wedding. Obvs.
Yes Naturally
No sex before marriage after all
What !!! Now you're taking the piss "
I was married..... so it's still after marriage. You're ok there |
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"I'd like to be considered in the running for sexistist female if I may.....
You know you are
I am. I believe women should be barefoot and pregnant at all times, do all the cooking and cleaning and washing and housework and bring up the children.
And be available for sex whenever the lord and master of the house says so.
Sounds too posh
Innit "
Just a bit |
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"But anyhoo....
Sexism aside and sorry for getting off topic OP.
There are thousands of women on fab, and all sexy in their own way and all sexy to someone.
There are loads of women who post in the lounge, and all of them are sexy in their own way and sexy to someone.
Ladies, you're all sexy fuckers. But I'm not wanting to do you all, which some of you will be devastated about and some will be relieved about.
Huge "
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and all that |
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"I'd like to be considered in the running for sexistist female if I may.....
You know you are
I am. I believe women should be barefoot and pregnant at all times, do all the cooking and cleaning and washing and housework and bring up the children.
And be available for sex whenever the lord and master of the house says so.
Bit early for the children bit though
Next week. After the wedding. Obvs.
Yes Naturally
No sex before marriage after all
What !!! Now you're taking the piss
I was married..... so it's still after marriage. You're ok there "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Her, her, her aswel, her over there, definitely her! Oh and her, and she's gorgeous! And of course that's not including all my beautiful friends! There's too many to name, they are all sexy  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The sexiest woman on here probably doesn't think she is 
She had one eye in the mirror as she watched herself gavotte..
You know your french dances !"
And there was I thinking that was the subtle rippling of your butt cheeks as you silently pass wind |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"There are some absolute beauties here 
And NSP is the most sexist
Aww thanks DC
You're too sexist for your shirt, too sexist for your shirt, so sexist it hurts?
I'm a model "
You're too sexy for that song |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"But anyhoo....
Sexism aside and sorry for getting off topic OP.
There are thousands of women on fab, and all sexy in their own way and all sexy to someone.
There are loads of women who post in the lounge, and all of them are sexy in their own way and sexy to someone.
Ladies, you're all sexy fuckers. But I'm not wanting to do you all, which some of you will be devastated about and some will be relieved about.
Huge "
Thank you NSP xxx |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"But anyhoo....
Sexism aside and sorry for getting off topic OP.
There are thousands of women on fab, and all sexy in their own way and all sexy to someone.
There are loads of women who post in the lounge, and all of them are sexy in their own way and sexy to someone.
Ladies, you're all sexy fuckers. But I'm not wanting to do you all, which some of you will be devastated about and some will be relieved about.
Huge
Thank you NSP xxx"
I mean it SD..... |
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