But if detective Barry finds that box, he’s found the paper clip. It isn’t a specific paper clip. It’s just a paper clip. Be imaginative. Hide it with the other paper clips sure, BUT WHERE ARE YOU HIDING ALL THE PAPER CLIPS THEN?!

Feels like you’re making more hassle for yourselves to be honest

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Fuck sake... going to dream about this for days. I’d put it right in front of the door. "

I’m glad I’ll be on your mind x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'd prize a bit of skirting board away from the wall, and drop it down there. Re seal.. "

In five minutes?!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fuck sake... going to dream about this for days. I’d put it right in front of the door. "

If is in front of the door it would be outside

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’m not telling you in case you find it

It’ll be down your foreskin again

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By *nigmatic_AngelWoman over a year ago

The place where fairies live

"I’m not telling you in case you find it

It’ll be down your foreskin again "

I was thinking that would be a great place but I don't have one ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’m not telling you in case you find it

It’ll be down your foreskin again

I was thinking that would be a great place but I don't have one ??"

It needs to be in the house anyway, not in the willy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just attached it to the dogs collar.

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By *oldenskyWoman over a year ago

london

Hidden

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By *akbearMan over a year ago

Newbury

Depends on the size of the paperclip, one of the really small ones, up my nose. One of the bigger ones in the bottle of milk in the fridge (I can always buy more milk)

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By *acDreamyMan over a year ago

Wirral

"I'd disconnect a radiator, put it inside then bleed it again to fill it.

In five minutes?"

I'm speedy!

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

"I’m not telling you in case you find it

It’ll be down your foreskin again

I was thinking that would be a great place but I don't have one ??

It needs to be in the house anyway, not in the willy

Err that’s were I put my loose change remember

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By *onzoDog74Man over a year ago

Cheshire

Toilet cistern.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"I'd disconnect a radiator, put it inside then bleed it again to fill it.

In five minutes?

I'm speedy! "

Good with your hands?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Guys

You have FIVE MINUTES to hide a standard sized paper clip IN YOUR HOUSE

It’s not a difficult concept

Please play by the rules

This shouldn’t wind me up as much as it is but COME ON

You could win money

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

In the bin, so long as competition is on a Monday (bin day)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Got 500ft of hedges.. Umm its somewhere in there

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By *emma HoldenTV/TS over a year ago

Ramsey

Under a tealight in a holder.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Probably undo it and stick it through my mattress. Don't think he'll be able to get to that.

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By *iscean_dreamMan over a year ago

Llanelli

"A detective has 24 hours in your house to find said paper clip. If they don’t find it, you get £10,00,00,00,00.

Where ya hiding that paper clip?"

I'm not one for putting things in my ass but if that's within the rules as I'm still in the house that's where it's going because no one is looking there

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

Sellotaped to the back of a light switch

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By *affron40Woman over a year ago

manchester

"Fuck sake... going to dream about this for days. I’d put it right in front of the door.

I’m glad I’ll be on your mind x"

Stop stomping round my house looking for paper lips in my dream queenie!!!! I’m barking enough as it is...

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan over a year ago

Rochester, Kent

In my cat’s collar. (No, that’s not a euphemism)

I can never find her. Christ knows where she hides. It’s not even a big house.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Under a tealight in a holder. "

better thrown into a bigger jar candle , pushed down into the wax then blow out the candle and dont light it again in the 24hours

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Straighten it out and then push it in to the stem of one of my plants

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

under the insole of a pair of trainers chucked at the bottom of the shoe box

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

In the loft , whole loft is full of that horrible itchy insulation stuff no one would want to go through that lot for one paper clip. Or the cat litter tray YUK.

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By *elshcouple18Couple over a year ago

Cardiff

"I'd prize a bit of skirting board away from the wall, and drop it down there. Re seal..

In five minutes?!"
yeah, I'm a carpenter. I can remove a skirting in 10 seconds, so I just need to prize a few inches of it off the wall, drop it in, then seal. Max 2 mins work.

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By *rs RavensongWoman over a year ago

Cheltenham, Gloucestershire

I'd swallow it!

V x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Got 500ft of hedges.. Umm its somewhere in there "

You have 500ft hedges in your house?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Fuck sake... going to dream about this for days. I’d put it right in front of the door.

I’m glad I’ll be on your mind x

Stop stomping round my house looking for paper lips in my dream queenie!!!! I’m barking enough as it is... "

I hope you always dream of me x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Some of you are stressing me out

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By *elshcouple18Couple over a year ago

Cardiff

"Straighten it out and then push it in to the stem of one of my plants "
too devious by half!!

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By *hisisntpofMan over a year ago

bristol

In the toaster ,if he switches it on hes fried ,problem solved

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"In the toaster ,if he switches it on hes fried ,problem solved

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

In the laundry basket

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By *ait88Man over a year ago

Plymouth

Downstairs: lift the small sewer pipe access cover, and stuff newspapers up the inlet side to block the flow from the upstairs loo.

Nip upstairs and flush the paperclip down the loo.

Undetectable by magnet or metal detector.

Hope he doesn't flush the upstairs loo so often that he fills the pipe up and the loo overflows.

Any volunteers to recover the paperclip? For a small reward, of course!

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By *urplechesterCouple over a year ago

chester

I'd feed it to my Labrador, make him do some dirty work to find it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lift cap off bedpost

Drop paperclip in

Replace cap

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’d bury it in my mint plant!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Flush it down the toilet

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By *ydrewMan over a year ago

forest

Can't tell you. Might snitch on me. Snitches get stitches

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My bed has a metal hydraulic system (ottoman bed) so I'd open the paper clip and super glue it underneath the metal frame.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

In my paperclip factory!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not telling .. you will need to find it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Attached to and within the metal core of the fake plants in our snake tank

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan over a year ago

Rochester, Kent

I’d reshape it and glue it to the nose of a 1/48 WW2 Junkers 88 Nighfighter model kit so it looks like a radar antenna.

Ok I’ll get my coat....

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By * Sophie xTV/TS over a year ago

Derby

I could have my boiler apart and put back together in 5 minutes so it's going inside the condenser matrix.

If it can be on the property but doesn't have to be inside the house then its its being tucked up under the fascia boards on the mooring to the canal at the bottom of the garden.

The money is mine

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

I'd straighten it and poke it into one of those twisty tie things you use to keep plastic bags tied

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If you straighten it out then it's no longer a paperclip so no need to hide it because now there's no paperclip to find

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Push the paperclip inside an opaque shower gel container. Can't hear it rattle x

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By *KAholeandgloryCouple over a year ago

exeter

In the dog food and the dog would eat it (hope there’s no harm comes to the dog). Wouldn’t find it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

in his note book

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By *appytochatMan over a year ago

Deep in the New Forest

Push it in the vent on the back of the TV.

fold it out straight and push into a candle and melt the hole over.

In a bag of flour or sugar

In the hoover

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By *illy_the_tvTV/TS over a year ago

hoorn, Netherlands

"A detective has 24 hours in your house to find said paper clip. If they don’t find it, you get £10,00,00,00,00.

Where ya hiding that paper clip?"

Someones been reading reddit today I see

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Straighten it out and poke it inside one of the mattresses or in to the wicker of one of the many thousand wicker baskets in my house.

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By *rincess PhoenixWoman over a year ago

Southampton

Battery compartment of the remote

Push it down into the middle of my jar of rice

Sellotaped to the bottom of a drawer

Unscrew the end of my curtain pole pop it in and screw it back on

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By *appytochatMan over a year ago

Deep in the New Forest

Be easy for any of those with nipple piercings

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Quick trip up to the attic and stuff it inside a random piece of insulation

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By *isfits behaving badlyCouple over a year ago

Coventry

I would apply chewing gum to the top of it and put it on the floor right where you walking in. Put a distraction piece up hight to keep you looking up as you walk in. Then when you step on the paper clip it will stick to the sole of your shoe. Then it will always be with you but you'll never find it anywhere you look.

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By *isfits behaving badlyCouple over a year ago

Coventry

or just leave it somewhere with a post it note attached saying not this paper clip.

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By *dam_TinaCouple over a year ago

Hampshire

The money doesn't make sense, the commas are all in the wrong place. It's a trick I tells ya.

Or stick it up my arse.

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By *arkus1812Man over a year ago

Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands

In my well concealed safe,

If you find the safe you would have to torture me to get the combination.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A detective has 24 hours in your house to find said paper clip. If they don’t find it, you get £10,00,00,00,00.

Where ya hiding that paper clip?"
I'm not telling you I could really do with the £10,00,00,00,00

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By *hrista BellendWoman over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Straighten it out and tuck it In my bra seam next to the underwire

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A detective has 24 hours in your house to find said paper clip. If they don’t find it, you get £10,00,00,00,00.

Where ya hiding that paper clip?

Someones been reading reddit today I see"

Yeah boiiii

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By *orthern StarsCouple over a year ago

Durham

I'd put in my log burner and light it.

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By *izzabelle and well hungCouple over a year ago

Edinburgh.

Straighten the clip heat it with the gas hob and push it into the base of a half used candle.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

In a box of tampons. Surely they're not going to want to route through those?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd remove the fuse from my kettle plug and pop the paperclip into the fuse holder, put the plug back together and make the detective a brew.

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By *umalotagainMan over a year ago

a town called malice

Along side the underwire in my partners bra

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A detective has 24 hours in your house to find said paper clip. If they don’t find it, you get £10,00,00,00,00.

Where ya hiding that paper clip?"

Are you on reddit by any chance?

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By *ove2pleaseseukMan over a year ago

Hastings

"Don't answer she is the detective and she's tricking you all into telling her

Fuck no. I need ideas on where to hide my paper clip "

Loft mine is insulation as far as you can see if you could see it you would struggle to get to it

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By *latinumkittenWoman over a year ago

from Home Counties to Middle Earth

Under the cooker hood filter

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By *wingamajigsCouple over a year ago

Folkestone

Id eat it if I can stay in the house. Failing that, disconnect a plug from something and slip it in between the flex. Wont show up on a metal detector.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"In a box of tampons. Surely they're not going to want to route through those? "

Why wouldn’t he? Are they used?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A detective has 24 hours in your house to find said paper clip. If they don’t find it, you get £10,00,00,00,00.

Where ya hiding that paper clip?

Are you on reddit by any chance?

Yup, for once this isn’t my question

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Behind a plug socket

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