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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Can anyone recommend a good picnic table?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can anyone recommend a good picnic table?"

Argos ref xcfyth143

They might be out of stock though. Picnics are against the law now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hey hey hey boo boo

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By *uriouscouple83Couple over a year ago

Worcester

Does one have to be completely bear for a yogi massage?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Does one have to be completely bear for a yogi massage?"

Does Yogi shit in the woods?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

Does this involve marmalade?!

(Shit, wrong bear

)

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

Your smarrrrrrrrrrrter than the average bear Jim.

Bare Jim..... snigger.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"Does this involve marmalade?!

(Shit, wrong bear

) "

No. Pooh wrong bear. Pooh involves honey

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By *allySlinkyWoman over a year ago

Leeds

What cheese tempts a bear down from a tree ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Does this involve marmalade?!

(Shit, wrong bear

) "

Does Paddington shit in London?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Your smarrrrrrrrrrrter than the average bear Jim.

Bare Jim..... snigger. "

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"What cheese tempts a bear down from a tree ?"

Come on bear

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Does this involve marmalade?!

(Shit, wrong bear

)

No. Pooh wrong bear. Pooh involves honey"

I think it's against the rules to talk about Pooh.

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

My old yoga teacher (a yogi) used to give us a head massage.

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By *allySlinkyWoman over a year ago

Leeds

"What cheese tempts a bear down from a tree ?

Come on bear "

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Does this involve marmalade?!

(Shit, wrong bear

)

No. Pooh wrong bear. Pooh involves honey

I think it's against the rules to talk about Pooh."

We shouldn't be discussing going to the Ba-loo, should we, Jim?!

*Nods sagely*

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Does this involve marmalade?!

(Shit, wrong bear

)

Does Paddington shit in London?"

It's not my favourite station.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

I have a Trumpy Bear...... It doesn't fart.

It's made to look like Donald.

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Kinky

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I have a Trumpy Bear...... It doesn't fart.

It's made to look like Donald. "

Donald's a Duck.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Does this involve marmalade?!

(Shit, wrong bear

)

Does Paddington shit in London?

It's not my favourite station.

Which station is your favourite?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Does this involve marmalade?!

(Shit, wrong bear

)

Does Paddington shit in London?

It's not my favourite station.

Which station is your favourite?"

Mine is Heart 80s

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Does this involve marmalade?!

(Shit, wrong bear

)

Does Paddington shit in London?

It's not my favourite station.

Which station is your favourite?

Mine is Heart 80s

We haven't had a Heart 80s Saturday night nocturnal for ages.

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By *he Mac LassWoman over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

I want one of those pic-a-nic tables that convert into a garden bench.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I want one of those pic-a-nic tables that convert into a garden bench.

Put it on your Christmas list.

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By *he Mac LassWoman over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

"I want one of those pic-a-nic tables that convert into a garden bench.

Put it on your Christmas list."

Unfortunately I haven’t been a good girl this year Jim!

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By *ickeyblueeyes7Man over a year ago

newport

I thought Yogi stole pic a nic baskets not tables

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