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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Hot stripper to prance around, feed me cake with a social distance 1 meter fork and tell me im beautiful when it is smeared over my face

Twerking essential

Paid in boob flashes.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hot stripper to prance around, feed me cake with a social distance 1 meter fork and tell me im beautiful when it is smeared over my face

Twerking essential

Paid in boob flashes."

I can do a fat lad in shorts with a garden hoe and a tub of ben and jerry's?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I dont have a 1 meter fork sorry

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Who supplies the cake ? Do I get atleast a slice or crumbs ? Who supplies the 1 metre giant fork and is there an option too throw the cake at you ? And lastly who picks the twerk music. Interested

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How about a nutty woman with a big arse and some extra wobbly bits?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"How about a nutty woman with a big arse and some extra wobbly bits?

If she's not available are you volunteering?

I'd volunteer, but the sight of me dancing is actually classified as a Crime Against Humanity, so...

Mr KC

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nah.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Who supplies the cake ? Do I get atleast a slice or crumbs ? Who supplies the 1 metre giant fork and is there an option too throw the cake at you ? And lastly who picks the twerk music. Interested

You bring cake, you can lick it first, feel free to throw cake and the song of course is Pony

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By *ig1gaz1Man over a year ago

bradford

"Hot stripper to prance around, feed me cake with a social distance 1 meter fork and tell me im beautiful when it is smeared over my face

Twerking essential

Paid in boob flashes."

Can I tie you up to a cross first then feed you cake

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By *ocksareoffMan over a year ago

Out n About

Let me see, I'll have a look in the shed I've got a garden hoe

we rake oh yes I have a garden fork. Will that suffice?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"How about a nutty woman with a big arse and some extra wobbly bits?

Womens wobbly bits welcome

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Who supplies the cake ? Do I get atleast a slice or crumbs ? Who supplies the 1 metre giant fork and is there an option too throw the cake at you ? And lastly who picks the twerk music. Interested

You bring cake, you can lick it first, feel free to throw cake and the song of course is Pony"

Do you have a favourite cake preference then ? And oooo that song..you want that magic mike thangggg

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Who supplies the cake ? Do I get atleast a slice or crumbs ? Who supplies the 1 metre giant fork and is there an option too throw the cake at you ? And lastly who picks the twerk music. Interested

You bring cake, you can lick it first, feel free to throw cake and the song of course is Pony

Do you have a favourite cake preference then ? And oooo that song..you want that magic mike thangggg

Love a lemon cheesecake

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By *eanne1984Woman over a year ago

wallasey

Male or female stripper??

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By *amescoupleCouple over a year ago

north walsham

I (m) would but the lat time I shook my ass there was a pretty major tsunami. So you know... for the sake of humanity and all that.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Who supplies the cake ? Do I get atleast a slice or crumbs ? Who supplies the 1 metre giant fork and is there an option too throw the cake at you ? And lastly who picks the twerk music. Interested

You bring cake, you can lick it first, feel free to throw cake and the song of course is Pony

Do you have a favourite cake preference then ? And oooo that song..you want that magic mike thangggg

Love a lemon cheesecake

*notes too-self*

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan over a year ago

Lincoln

Why am I picturing you centre stage at a strip club during all this?

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

I can fire fairy cakes at you from my boing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I keep my hot pants on as I twerk etc?

She’s not pretty enough for full display yet.

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman over a year ago

If you’re looking a for a female stripper - I can attempt to twerk, good at prancing, can bring variety of cakes and love boob flashes

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Why am I picturing you centre stage at a strip club during all this?

Given half the chance......

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

All genders welcome, I like them all

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How about a nutty woman with a big arse and some extra wobbly bits?

If she's not available are you volunteering?

I'd volunteer, but the sight of me dancing is actually classified as a Crime Against Humanity, so...

Mr KC"

Haha! Flattery will get you everywhere Mr

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By *partharmonyCouple over a year ago

Ruislip

"Hot stripper to prance around, feed me cake with a social distance 1 meter fork and tell me im beautiful when it is smeared over my face

Twerking essential

Paid in boob flashes."

I (Luke) would be very happy to provide this service for you. I have a track record and can provide references.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hot stripper to prance around, feed me cake with a social distance 1 meter fork and tell me im beautiful when it is smeared over my face

Twerking essential

Paid in boob flashes.

I can do a fat lad in shorts with a garden hoe and a tub of ben and jerry's? "

That sounds preferential to me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sounds like work to me. Can't be arsed.

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By *ent in BlackMan over a year ago

Silsden

"Hot stripper to prance around, feed me cake with a social distance 1 meter fork and tell me im beautiful when it is smeared over my face

Twerking essential

Paid in boob flashes."

Buys caterpillar cake from Asda,

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hot stripper to prance around, feed me cake with a social distance 1 meter fork and tell me im beautiful when it is smeared over my face

Twerking essential

Paid in boob flashes.

Buys caterpillar cake from Asda,"

‘Hint’ she likes lemon cheesecake

so I hear

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I could dance around like a stripper, but you'd probably not feel like eating after seeing me do that.

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By *ntrigued32Couple over a year ago

Nottingham

I'd like to apply for the position please?!

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Its my birthday on the 10th so inbox for me kik and send me your auditions

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Its my birthday on the 10th so inbox for me kik and send me your auditions

Or just upload them so others may enjoy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How do I apply

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Its my birthday on the 10th so inbox for me kik and send me your auditions

I hope you're joking.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dam didn’t know kik was still a thing haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Its my birthday on the 10th so inbox for me kik and send me your auditions

I hope you're joking."

Why?

Does it offend you?

Let me just go look for my fucks to give

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Dam didn’t know kik was still a thing haha

Where have you been lol, lots of fabsters use kik

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Still wanting applicants, cant have too many sexy bodies dancing with cake

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan over a year ago

Lincoln

"Still wanting applicants, cant have too many sexy bodies dancing with cake

I'd apply but I can't dance

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By *untalicious CoupleCouple over a year ago

South Yorkshire

We can definitely feed you cake

I'll leave the stripping and tweaking to the nymph though, I'll just pull a muscle

Lemon Cheesecake? Consider it done!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Still wanting applicants, cant have too many sexy bodies dancing with cake

I'd apply but I can't dance

S would dance, but he can't apply

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Still wanting applicants, cant have too many sexy bodies dancing with cake

I'm going to burst in dramatically doing the Viennese Waltz while carrying a Viennese Whirl.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"We can definitely feed you cake

I'll leave the stripping and tweaking to the nymph though, I'll just pull a muscle

Lemon Cheesecake? Consider it done!"

Ooooo happy happy!

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