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over a year ago
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I’ve been having sex all day on my private, giant ass yacht while drinking champagne and having Jason Statham massage me.
How is everyone?
I’m feeling a bit sea sick, but I’ll be okay by tomorrow. Going to a 4* (ugh!!) hotel with the King of Rome, so I’ll have time to recover from the sea sickness |
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"All good here in the land of Hope thanks Queenie.
Sounds like you have been very busy   "
All in a days work, it’s so difficult being so important
Glad all is good x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"All good here in the land of Hope thanks Queenie.
Sounds like you have been very busy
All in a days work, it’s so difficult being so important
Glad all is good x"
Tough at the top |
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I'm a bit gutted, three of my butlers have had to self isolate as they ventured off my estate yesterday, awaiting test results. Its a good job the rest of the staff are here to help run the place, I do hate having to wipe one's own arse.  .
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"All good here in the land of Hope thanks Queenie.
Sounds like you have been very busy
All in a days work, it’s so difficult being so important
Glad all is good x
Tough at the top "
You can say that again! |
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"I'm a bit gutted, three of my butlers have had to self isolate as they ventured off my estate yesterday, awaiting test results. Its a good job the rest of the staff are here to help run the place, I do hate having to wipe one's own arse. .
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Ugh it fucking sucks doesn’t it!!? I’d sack them to be honest. Butlers are replaceable |
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"We've been planning our conquest of the world. It starts in a Greater Manchester trampoline park at 10am tomorrow  "
Can I come?! I’ll reschedule meeting the king of rome |
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"We've been planning our conquest of the world. It starts in a Greater Manchester trampoline park at 10am tomorrow
Can I come?! I’ll reschedule meeting the king of rome"
Defo, we could do with a Queen at the helm  |
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"We've been planning our conquest of the world. It starts in a Greater Manchester trampoline park at 10am tomorrow
Can I come?! I’ll reschedule meeting the king of rome
Defo, we could do with a Queen at the helm "
Fan-fucking-tastic. I actually won two Grammys for my bouncing skills |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You've missed nowt, Queenie.
I grew a tail and married a Mer-man, but other than that nothing's happened  "
Bit offended I wasn’t invited to the wedding, but congrats. I will get my PA to send you a gift |
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