"Tender Sam Surfer Man is ok, speaking as his aunt.
He will be mortified by this though.  "
Auntie Hope, please can you ask him to put that pic of his arse as he's going upstairs, while holding a bottle of fizz, back as his avatar? No particular reason  |
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"Tender Sam Surfer Man is ok, speaking as his aunt.
He will be mortified by this though.
Auntie Hope, please can you ask him to put that pic of his arse as he's going upstairs, while holding a bottle of fizz, back as his avatar? No particular reason "
I think you do have a reason really don't you |
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"Tender Sam Surfer Man is ok, speaking as his aunt.
He will be mortified by this though.
Auntie Hope, please can you ask him to put that pic of his arse as he's going upstairs, while holding a bottle of fizz, back as his avatar? No particular reason
I think you do have a reason really don't you "
Ummmmmm no?!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Tender Sam Surfer Man is ok, speaking as his aunt.
He will be mortified by this though.
Like fuck.
Which bit? "
If Sammy Tendet wants to fight about I bloody well will.
Naked.
In a pool of jelly. |
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"Tender Sam Surfer Man is ok, speaking as his aunt.
He will be mortified by this though.
Like fuck.
Which bit?
If Sammy Tendet wants to fight about I bloody well will.
Naked.
In a pool of jelly."
Now that I'd like to see. Fight him even if he doesn't want to  |
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"Tender Sam Surfer Man is ok, speaking as his aunt.
He will be mortified by this though.
Like fuck.
Which bit?
If Sammy Tendet wants to fight about I bloody well will.
Naked.
In a pool of jelly.
Now that I'd like to see. Fight him even if he doesn't want to "
He isn't going to say no. |
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"Tender Sam Surfer Man is ok, speaking as his aunt.
He will be mortified by this though.
Like fuck.
Which bit?
If Sammy Tendet wants to fight about I bloody well will.
Naked.
In a pool of jelly.
Now that I'd like to see. Fight him even if he doesn't want to
He isn't going to say no."
You'll need a referee for this. I'm so up for the job |
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"Hummana hummana
Off subject but, WOW P, what a really great profile pic.
Cheers beaut, it's not my usual "I'm gonna rip some cunts head off" sort. "
I was just looking through your pics and you, no matter what pose take a great pic. I really love the new look...stunning. |
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"Hummana hummana
Off subject but, WOW P, what a really great profile pic.
Cheers beaut, it's not my usual "I'm gonna rip some cunts head off" sort.
I was just looking through your pics and you, no matter what pose take a great pic. I really love the new look...stunning."
Getting back to my old self  |
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"Needs riding like a sea biscuit
Get in the queue, sister.
You ride him first, can I watch?  "
50p a minute. I'm not cheap y'know. Lacey is selki g tickets. |
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"Needs riding like a sea biscuit
Get in the queue, sister.
You ride him first, can I watch?
50p a minute. I'm not cheap y'know. Lacey is selki g tickets."
You better shufty him the 5 finger knuckle shuffle for that price |
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"I just know he doesn't take notice of winks unless I'm not his type... probably the latter
Send him a strapon dick pic, he loves those "
i don't have any  is he gay? he prefers cock? Makes me feel alot better getting rejected because I don't have a real penis |
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"I just know he doesn't take notice of winks unless I'm not his type... probably the latter
Send him a strapon dick pic, he loves those
i don't have any is he gay? he prefers cock? Makes me feel alot better getting rejected because I don't have a real penis "
Who is he? |
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"I just know he doesn't take notice of winks unless I'm not his type... probably the latter
Send him a strapon dick pic, he loves those
i don't have any is he gay? he prefers cock? Makes me feel alot better getting rejected because I don't have a real penis
Who is he?"
You've seriously never heard of him? |
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"Nope - and when I search for him I only get images of breaded chicken (which I do love).
Any enlightenment would be greatly appreciated in these times of disinformation."
Drop the s at the end. He's called Sam Tender  |
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"Nope - and when I search for him I only get images of breaded chicken (which I do love).
Any enlightenment would be greatly appreciated in these times of disinformation.
Drop the s at the end. He's called Sam Tender "
Nope, he's Sammy Tenders  |
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"I just know he doesn't take notice of winks unless I'm not his type... probably the latter
Send him a strapon dick pic, he loves those
i don't have any is he gay? he prefers cock? Makes me feel alot better getting rejected because I don't have a real penis
Who is he?
You've seriously never heard of him?"
Sam Tender
Captain of the Langebryeg Militia
Sam Tender
The best I could find, after extensive and gin fuelled research is: Captain of the Langebryeg Militia. Is that him? Otherwise he’s a Thomas the Tank Engine character. |
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"Nope - and when I search for him I only get images of breaded chicken (which I do love).
Any enlightenment would be greatly appreciated in these times of disinformation.
Drop the s at the end. He's called Sam Tender "
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"I hear he’s more machine than man these days and that he sucks his thumb when sleeping.
I heard he pops his cork too early in the evening "
Just pop a fresh battery in and he’ll be ready to go again
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
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"I hear he’s more machine than man these days and that he sucks his thumb when sleeping.
I heard he pops his cork too early in the evening
Just pop a fresh battery in and he’ll be ready to go again
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Did you know you can get the rechargeable upgrade now? |
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"I hear he’s more machine than man these days and that he sucks his thumb when sleeping.
I heard he pops his cork too early in the evening
Just pop a fresh battery in and he’ll be ready to go again
Did you know you can get the rechargeable upgrade now? "
Oooooft, like a Duracell bunny - do Ann Summers sell those? |
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"I just know he doesn't take notice of winks unless I'm not his type... probably the latter
Send him a strapon dick pic, he loves those
i don't have any is he gay? he prefers cock? Makes me feel alot better getting rejected because I don't have a real penis
Who is he?"
I had to member search this mysterious fabber that this guy talks about. It seems people know him in the forum |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
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"I hear he’s more machine than man these days and that he sucks his thumb when sleeping.
I heard he pops his cork too early in the evening
Just pop a fresh battery in and he’ll be ready to go again
Did you know you can get the rechargeable upgrade now?
Oooooft, like a Duracell bunny - do Ann Summers sell those? "
Think so.....the USB slot isn't where you'd expect though  |
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"I hear he’s more machine than man these days and that he sucks his thumb when sleeping.
I heard he pops his cork too early in the evening
Just pop a fresh battery in and he’ll be ready to go again
Did you know you can get the rechargeable upgrade now?
Oooooft, like a Duracell bunny - do Ann Summers sell those?
Think so.....the USB slot isn't where you'd expect though "
Crumbs, not sure I'm that kinky  |
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"I hear he’s more machine than man these days and that he sucks his thumb when sleeping.
I heard he pops his cork too early in the evening
Just pop a fresh battery in and he’ll be ready to go again
Did you know you can get the rechargeable upgrade now?
Oooooft, like a Duracell bunny - do Ann Summers sell those?
Think so.....the USB slot isn't where you'd expect though "
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