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What’s the Weirdest Thing You’ve Fucked Yourself With?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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As the title says!!
What’s the weirdest object, food or whatever you’ve used as a sex toy?
Was it out of curiosity or out of ridiculous levels of horn?
Go on! Spill!!   |
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"I once put a plastic chewbacca figurine up my bum hole.
I had to use the force to get it back out again!"
Someone sent me a vid of a woman pushing plastic ducks out of her ass there were 4 up there! I would worry they didnt come out again!!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"When I first started masturbating I used to use a rubbery crocodile toy in the bath - it had an open mouth. Used the handle of a hairbrush also.
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The handle of a hairbrush I did when I was a teenager. It had a ribbed grip and did very pleasant things   |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When I first started masturbating I used to use a rubbery crocodile toy in the bath - it had an open mouth. Used the handle of a hairbrush also.
The handle of a hairbrush I did when I was a teenager. It had a ribbed grip and did very pleasant things "
Mine was a smooth handled hairbrush and angled just so to hit the right spot I have used a ribbed and nobbly vibrator which was very pleasurable  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I once put a plastic chewbacca figurine up my bum hole.
I had to use the force to get it back out again!"
You’re a delightful weirdo. Have I told you that lately?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A friend’s husband (honest!) ended up in A&E because he had the lid of a deodorant bottle stuck up his ass and had to get it removed  "
My friend is a nurse and she told me this sort of nonsense happens all the time!! X |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Wand hair curler... I was on holiday and it was the only thing to hand.... I damaged it and new curler was ordered "
Haha, did it at least hit the right spot? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I once put a plastic chewbacca figurine up my bum hole.
I had to use the force to get it back out again!
Someone sent me a vid of a woman pushing plastic ducks out of her ass there were 4 up there! I would worry they didnt come out again!! "
 
Bet she was Quakers ! ! |
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"I once put a plastic chewbacca figurine up my bum hole.
I had to use the force to get it back out again!
Someone sent me a vid of a woman pushing plastic ducks out of her ass there were 4 up there! I would worry they didnt come out again!! "
Mother duck said quack quack quack.. only three little ducks came back |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I love to be stretched so not objects that were to small.
Well, shit... 
Well, shit what?"
The not liking small objects... type... thing.
Not my best attempt at self deprecation, I'll be honest |
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"I love to be stretched so not objects that were to small.
Well, shit...
Well, shit what?
The not liking small objects... type... thing.
Not my best attempt at self deprecation, I'll be honest "
Oooh got you
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"I love to be stretched so not objects that were to small.
Well, shit...
Well, shit what?
The not liking small objects... type... thing.
Not my best attempt at self deprecation, I'll be honest "
When I said too small... I didn't mean the objects were that huge |
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"A friend’s husband (honest!) ended up in A&E because he had the lid of a deodorant bottle stuck up his ass and had to get it removed
My friend is a nurse and she told me this sort of nonsense happens all the time!! X"
Yep when i was working in a & e there was a gentleman who lost a potato up his arse..
Also a man who "fell" over into his hoover pipe! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I love to be stretched so not objects that were to small.
Well, shit...
Well, shit what?
The not liking small objects... type... thing.
Not my best attempt at self deprecation, I'll be honest
When I said too small... I didn't mean the objects were that huge "
Sincerest apologies for the misunderstanding. I think I'm used to Fab sizes where not huge means small |
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"I love to be stretched so not objects that were to small.
Well, shit...
Well, shit what?
The not liking small objects... type... thing.
Not my best attempt at self deprecation, I'll be honest
When I said too small... I didn't mean the objects were that huge
Sincerest apologies for the misunderstanding. I think I'm used to Fab sizes where not huge means small "
No worries at all. I'm Anabelle pleased to meet you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I love to be stretched so not objects that were to small.
Well, shit...
Well, shit what?
The not liking small objects... type... thing.
Not my best attempt at self deprecation, I'll be honest
When I said too small... I didn't mean the objects were that huge
Sincerest apologies for the misunderstanding. I think I'm used to Fab sizes where not huge means small
No worries at all. I'm Anabelle pleased to meet you "
Hi Anabelle, I'm ssb. Nice to virtually meet you too 
Come here often?  |
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"I love to be stretched so not objects that were to small.
Well, shit...
Well, shit what?
The not liking small objects... type... thing.
Not my best attempt at self deprecation, I'll be honest
When I said too small... I didn't mean the objects were that huge
Sincerest apologies for the misunderstanding. I think I'm used to Fab sizes where not huge means small
No worries at all. I'm Anabelle pleased to meet you
Hi Anabelle, I'm ssb. Nice to virtually meet you too
Come here often? "
Yes, quite often. I like it here. Where else can you discuss the size of objects you like to play with |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I love to be stretched so not objects that were to small.
Well, shit...
Well, shit what?
The not liking small objects... type... thing.
Not my best attempt at self deprecation, I'll be honest
When I said too small... I didn't mean the objects were that huge
Sincerest apologies for the misunderstanding. I think I'm used to Fab sizes where not huge means small
No worries at all. I'm Anabelle pleased to meet you
Hi Anabelle, I'm ssb. Nice to virtually meet you too
Come here often?
Yes, quite often. I like it here. Where else can you discuss the size of objects you like to play with "
True, I suppose you could try it at work and hope the boss takes notice |
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"I love to be stretched so not objects that were to small.
Well, shit...
Well, shit what?
The not liking small objects... type... thing.
Not my best attempt at self deprecation, I'll be honest
When I said too small... I didn't mean the objects were that huge
Sincerest apologies for the misunderstanding. I think I'm used to Fab sizes where not huge means small
No worries at all. I'm Anabelle pleased to meet you
Hi Anabelle, I'm ssb. Nice to virtually meet you too
Come here often?
Yes, quite often. I like it here. Where else can you discuss the size of objects you like to play with
True, I suppose you could try it at work and hope the boss takes notice "
If he did, I wonder if he'd give me more personal time |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A 6ft curtain pole
I am impressed!!!
I didn't get the whole thing in there so it's not that impressive "
Ha ha.. I chuckled at this. Made me think of the woman who does the shows in Benidorm |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If he did, I wonder if he'd give me more personal time "
Well I certainly would. I'd also need to be present to make sure you aren't fibbing about those objects |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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So this is a little embarrassing, a thin wine bottle empty of course hence why this actually happened, but without the finer details I’m only small n the wine bottle got stuck n I started to panic a little thinking how to I explain this to anyone n who the hell do I call
Anyway I relaxed a little n it came out with a pop |
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By *istalloverCouple
over a year ago
Pays de la Loire -Normandie -Brittany borderFrance |
"A friend’s husband (honest!) ended up in A&E because he had the lid of a deodorant bottle stuck up his ass and had to get it removed "
It wasnt planned
Did it on IMPULSE
Anywsy Mums the word . |
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An ex boyfriends mums vibrator, I was 17. Still cringe at the thought now but was so desperate to know what one felt like
Bottle of moet, hair brush handle, can of impulse spray, half an actimel bottle , vegetables.... the list is endless with me lol xx |
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"An ex boyfriends mums vibrator, I was 17. Still cringe at the thought now but was so desperate to know what one felt like
Bottle of moet, hair brush handle, can of impulse spray, half an actimel bottle , vegetables.... the list is endless with me lol
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Wow hot pics! And wow thats some variation. What was the best? lol x |
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Ah thank you x
I cant choose a best as mostly done out of desperation lol , or at the hands of another. So all thrilling. I have a substantial toy collection now , so only really use other objects if someone else wants to give it a go... within reason obviously.
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"Ah thank you x
I cant choose a best as mostly done out of desperation lol , or at the hands of another. So all thrilling. I have a substantial toy collection now , so only really use other objects if someone else wants to give it a go... within reason obviously.
xx"
Understandable and sounds good to me. Id let you choose anything to use on you |
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"I did alot of experimenting.... Still do at 42 lol.
I just hope my boyfriend at the time who watched me with the rolling pin isn't on here , as he will now know I fucked his mums sex toy hahaha xx"
that would be hilarious. Well you can never stop experimenting. Do it till your old why not! Lol xx |
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By *arkcoMan
over a year ago
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Personally....bit bereft on this one. But my ex.....
Veg. Far too predictable....cucumber.
Fruit. Obligatory banana.
Wine bottle (neck end!!!)
....a few items of varying levels of perversion used for clittoral stimulation. |
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"Omg! U not belive the butternut squash at work this morn! Was the butt of many jokes cheered us up I've made a vid/ pics of it just uploading! X"
But didn’t it get used properly, at least someone should have had a go with that monster; you got to get your 5 a day, that would count as all 5 and some in a single sitting |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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His name was Dwayne. Big old hairy chest, a huge gold medallion and the worst shirt I think I've ever seen! Not to mention the biggest mullet known to man!! Yeah, would rather forget that night!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My sister used to have a plush hamster toy with a drawstring. You pull it and the hamster “ran” vibrating along the surfaces she “lost” said toy and never saw it again when I found it felt great on the right spot. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Years ago, Mrs thought it would be a nice treat to pop two ferrero richer up herself for me to eat out.
Oh how we screamed later on when fucking, those sharp little nuts get everywhere.
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"Omg! U not belive the butternut squash at work this morn! Was the butt of many jokes cheered us up I've made a vid/ pics of it just uploading! X
It looked like it was in good hands "
I'm going to give it a go later but dont think I get far is very big x |
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"Omg! U not belive the butternut squash at work this morn! Was the butt of many jokes cheered us up I've made a vid/ pics of it just uploading! X
But didn’t it get used properly, at least someone should have had a go with that monster; you got to get your 5 a day, that would count as all 5 and some in a single sitting "
I'm gonna try x |
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I didn’t do it for pleasure!! (Not my pleasure anyway 