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"Not going to give you the satisfaction "Please | |||
"But I'd have to chop you up cos I've only got a little oven. And I like you too much for that. So no. "Awww x  | |||
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"Roast chicken with sage and onion stuffing. Roast goose fat potatoes Cauliflower cheese Broccoli Sweetcorn Roasted carrots Parsnips Pigs in blankets Yorkshire puddings Gravy "I want one  | |||
"you need a shave. oh not that sort of roast?" Yeah that kind | |||
"Your send a message at 10pm thread is well past my bedtime " | |||
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"No one?" I honestly find it difficult to take the piss out of someone I don't know... Sorry op x | |||
"So..... how long have you been a woman? " Ooooh | |||
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"No one? I honestly find it difficult to take the piss out of someone I don't know... Sorry op x" So dont add | |||
"Your tiger is a disgrace to the species" Nooo don't be cruel | |||
"Your tiger is a disgrace to the species Nooo don't be cruel" All good tigers are called Dave. | |||
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"Your tiger is a disgrace to the species Nooo don't be cruel All good tigers are called Dave. " No | |||
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"I just can't find anything to spit you with. I also like you far too much xx " Love you | |||
"I just can't find anything to spit you with. I also like you far too much xx Love you "Love you too Yas | |||
"Yep do it "You've got nice hair, you remind me of Bruce Dickinson. | |||
"I just can't find anything to spit you with. I also like you far too much xx Love you
Love you too Yas "Xxx | |||
"Yep do it
You've got nice hair, you remind me of Bruce Dickinson. "Who? | |||
"Yep do it
You've got nice hair, you remind me of Bruce Dickinson.
Who?"He meant David Dickinson | |||
"Yep do it
You've got nice hair, you remind me of Bruce Dickinson.
Who?
He meant David Dickinson"Who? | |||
"Sorry...i can't bring myself to roast someone life clearly already has... "How? | |||
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"I don’t think you know what roasting means" A roast chicken | |||
"I don’t think you know what roasting means A roast chicken " ...and stuffing  | |||
"I don’t think you know what roasting means A roast chicken ...and stuffing " x | |||
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"I don’t think you know what roasting means A roast chicken ...and stuffing
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"Yep do it
You've got nice hair, you remind me of Bruce Dickinson.
Who?
He meant David Dickinson" | |||
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"you still up Yas? Tomorrow you'll have bags under your eyes, big enough to put the shopping in "Hehe going sleep soon x | |||
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"You look like a boxer that's done 12 rounds with Mike tyson " | |||
"Your giraffe smells" Me not my giraffe | |||
