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By *ucspark OP Man
over a year ago
dudley |
I would like to give to any home does not need to be good an ex-wife does not work well sucks like a asmatic mouse with a sore throat. Changes her mind at drop of a hat, never does what she says she will. Will upset any children that you share. |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"Can she iron?
All women can it a question if they are willing too
Hmmm not sure it's a bit of a gamble
Ffs it's not a auction, but I include the outlaws and a bag of toffees
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Maybe a one week trial. I get to keep the toffees though lol
Drop the outlaws at the local Darby and Joan club |
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By *ucspark OP Man
over a year ago
dudley |
"Can she iron?
All women can it a question if they are willing too
Hmmm not sure it's a bit of a gamble
Ffs it's not a auction, but I include the outlaws and a bag of toffees
Maybe a one week trial. I get to keep the toffees though lol
Drop the outlaws at the local Darby and Joan club"
Best offer so far, comes to something when you can't give them away |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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you should all be on the stage with this act, best laugh I've had for a long while
My other half went to Egypt a few years back and I was hoping that some wily Arab would take a fancy and offer me a couple of camels in exchange.
No such luck - I hate the Arabs! |
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By *ucspark OP Man
over a year ago
dudley |
"I got a shot gun kicking around i can sell you
How many toffees?
A whole box
Nah I will stick with my club. Not wasting good toffees
Dont need your toffees anyway im sweet enough"
But if you want to send diamond sweets the post office box is under the name sucks like a dyson  |
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"I got a shot gun kicking around i can sell you
How many toffees?
A whole box
Nah I will stick with my club. Not wasting good toffees
Dont need your toffees anyway im sweet enough
But if you want to send diamond sweets the post office box is under the name sucks like a dyson "
dont know whose been telling you that for sure |
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By *ucspark OP Man
over a year ago
dudley |
"I got a shot gun kicking around i can sell you
How many toffees?
A whole box
Nah I will stick with my club. Not wasting good toffees
Dont need your toffees anyway im sweet enough
But if you want to send diamond sweets the post office box is under the name sucks like a dyson
dont know whose been telling you that for sure"
Utube |
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"I got a shot gun kicking around i can sell you
How many toffees?
A whole box
Nah I will stick with my club. Not wasting good toffees
Dont need your toffees anyway im sweet enough
But if you want to send diamond sweets the post office box is under the name sucks like a dyson
dont know whose been telling you that for sure
Utube"
lol, that wouldnt surprise me, i know where there is a pretty good video clip of me giving a blowjob lol |
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By *ucspark OP Man
over a year ago
dudley |
"I got a shot gun kicking around i can sell you
How many toffees?
A whole box
Nah I will stick with my club. Not wasting good toffees
Dont need your toffees anyway im sweet enough
But if you want to send diamond sweets the post office box is under the name sucks like a dyson
dont know whose been telling you that for sure
Utube
lol, that wouldnt surprise me, i know where there is a pretty good video clip of me giving a blowjob lol"
Must remember to make sure it still on my iPhone  |
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By *ucspark OP Man
over a year ago
dudley |
"I got a shot gun kicking around i can sell you
How many toffees?
A whole box
Nah I will stick with my club. Not wasting good toffees
Dont need your toffees anyway im sweet enough
But if you want to send diamond sweets the post office box is under the name sucks like a dyson
dont know whose been telling you that for sure
Utube
lol, that wouldnt surprise me, i know where there is a pretty good video clip of me giving a blowjob lol
Must remember to make sure it still on my iPhone "
I wish |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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"Bugger forgot to ask what type hope they are Toffo's not had them for years
You can get lost now, i was going to through in a fuck as well
Hmmm 
sorry begging wont work "
No begging I was weighing up the pros and cons of shagging versus toffo's |
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