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I love it when people give pets human names. Last week there was a woman trying to persuade her red setter to come out of the sea by shouting "Audrey, naughty girl! Audrey! Aaaauuudreeeyyy!". Had me proper laughing.
A mate of mine adopted a senior cat called Wayne Rooney. She desperately tried to change its name and ended up calling it Mooney. |
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"I love it when people give pets human names. Last week there was a woman trying to persuade her red setter to come out of the sea by shouting "Audrey, naughty girl! Audrey! Aaaauuudreeeyyy!". Had me proper laughing.
A mate of mine adopted a senior cat called Wayne Rooney. She desperately tried to change its name and ended up calling it Mooney."
I love human names. My girl was called Peggy-Sue. |
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My dog seems to have a nickname of Bean. We used to call him his name followed by bean and it stuck and now he’s called bean and beany more than his actual name  |
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when i lived in glasgow one of the residents (or d*unk as i called him) had a dog he called bastard.
come ere you fecking bastard.
oi ya bastard.
kin bastard etc etc |
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"I had a dog called Minton. He ate a shuttlecock once.
Bad Minton.
I'm quite irritated that I laughed at that!
I'm not ashamed to say I sniggered  "
I am slow tonight, i had to re read it, but then i actually laughed and not the normal 'lol' a real laugh thank you !! |
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"when I had the fish tank I had a Japanese fighting fish called Eric and a silver shark called Feargal.
A good shark these days is hard to find.
He gets it "
And still I have so much to learn. |
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"when I had the fish tank I had a Japanese fighting fish called Eric and a silver shark called Feargal.
A good shark these days is hard to find.
He gets it
And still I have so much to learn. "
You are do on it tonight |
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"when I had the fish tank I had a Japanese fighting fish called Eric and a silver shark called Feargal.
A good shark these days is hard to find.
He gets it
And still I have so much to learn.
You are do on it tonight"
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"I had a dog called Minton. He ate a shuttlecock once.
Bad Minton.
I'm quite irritated that I laughed at that!"
I'm quite irritated that i didn't even get it was a joke until you replied and then had to read it several times
Baaad minton
Badmin ton
Oh
Badminton ffs |
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Had a French Mastiff or a "dogue de bordeaux" when I was a teen, my mother named him
Jean Claude Van Harry Dam
Fuck knows where the harry bit came from lol, and we called him Claude for short |
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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago
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"Also had a pot bellied pig called bacon  "
That’s just wrong.
Some cracking names here that beats my late dappled cat. Acquired him on burns night and he was coloured like an uncooked Haggis. So Haggis it was. |
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"I used to work in a grooming parlour and we had a staffie called Ron, a poodle called Russell and a schnauzer called Dave.
My neighbours dog was called Deefer (D for dog)"
My brother in law had a dog called D. A friend had a cat named C.
So,when we got a rabbit there was really only one name we could choose.....Arfur.  |
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My old man was Monty. A Jack russell who was so wide, he could'nt wear a collar. He would just walk out of it, as his head was smaller than his body. He could eat all human food, including choclate and not be sick. He lived to the grand age of 19! He's been gone now almost 2 years, still talk about him every day.
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My grand dad had a mongrel. Told me she was named after a Russian gypsy woman he fell for in ww2 but couldn't act upon as he was already married to my grandma. Forbidden live and all that.
The dog was called aska
10 frigging years it took to get that.. |
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I had friend with a working spaniel named Pepper so i named my new puppy Sultan, then kept one of his off spring and named him Shake, and another one Rattle, couldn't follow that with my latest spaniel so named him Hector. |
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"I would want a rockweiler called snowflake or a Labrador called butch
Lol messing with peoples minds "
If I see a black dog I always say "come here Snowy",or a white dog " come here Blackie ,or ginger,
always makes the owner smile at least...
The dogs,being partially colour blind ,seem to take it in their stride,as they're chewing my leg orf ! |
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