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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Paddy goes off and buys a sausage. Murphy says “are you mad? Now we’re skint”
“Come on” says paddy, “follow me”
They go into a pub and drink them before they pay. Paddy shoved the sausage through the zipper on his jeans and tells Murphy to get down on his knees and suck it.
The barman goes Bessel and throws them out.
I0 pints and 10 pubs later Murphy says; “I can’t do this anymore, my knees are sore and I’m pissed.”
“How do you think I feel?” Says paddy.
“I can’t remember which pub I lost the sausage in?”
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By *vilgasamWoman
over a year ago
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Spider spider on the wall,
Have you got no sense at all,
Can’t you see that wall is plastered,
Now you’re stuck
You silly _____
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I wish I was a fairy queen
and if it came to pass,
I’d climb up all the rocks and trees
and slide down on my ____
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"Spider spider on the wall,
Have you got no sense at all,
Can’t you see that wall is plastered,
Now you’re stuck
You silly _____
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I wish I was a fairy queen
and if it came to pass,
I’d climb up all the rocks and trees
and slide down on my ____
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I’ll let you fill in the blanks "
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