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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman  over a year ago

Under the Duvet

If you had a halo what would you recommend to polish it with?

Asking for a friend

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The spit of an angel

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Brasso. It seems to work on everything else

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Depends on the composition of the halo.

I have a collection of different cloths and cleaning materials for mine

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

No idea, mines rusty as fuck

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By *hrista BellendWoman  over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Mine would be mother earth esq and not need cleaning

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

What on earth do you mean IF?

Mine never dulls it's shine, the innocence washing over it polishes it naturally.

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"What on earth do you mean IF?

Mine never dulls it's shine, the innocence washing over it polishes it naturally."

You're such a good girl

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I traded mine in for a pitchfork

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What on earth do you mean IF?

Mine never dulls it's shine, the innocence washing over it polishes it naturally."

Setting fire to it doesn't count

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"What on earth do you mean IF?

Mine never dulls it's shine, the innocence washing over it polishes it naturally.

You're such a good girl "

I really really am

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"What on earth do you mean IF?

Mine never dulls it's shine, the innocence washing over it polishes it naturally.

Setting fire to it doesn't count"

Fire is innocent....

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"What on earth do you mean IF?

Mine never dulls it's shine, the innocence washing over it polishes it naturally.

Setting fire to it doesn't count"

Fire is cleansing

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What on earth do you mean IF?

Mine never dulls it's shine, the innocence washing over it polishes it naturally.

Setting fire to it doesn't count

Fire is cleansing "

Don't back her up

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"No idea, mines rusty as fuck "

Cum does that to halos....

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Mine is made from platinum so only needs a rub with a jewelry cloth.

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"What on earth do you mean IF?

Mine never dulls it's shine, the innocence washing over it polishes it naturally.

Setting fire to it doesn't count

Fire is cleansing

Don't back her up "

Ignore her Swing. Back me up

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"What on earth do you mean IF?

Mine never dulls it's shine, the innocence washing over it polishes it naturally."

No comment

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By *ig1gaz1Man  over a year ago

bradford

I dont fb keeps borrowing it and brings it back nice and shinny

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"What on earth do you mean IF?

Mine never dulls it's shine, the innocence washing over it polishes it naturally.

Setting fire to it doesn't count

Fire is cleansing

Don't back her up

Ignore her Swing. Back me up "

Maybe I should get myself out of trouble by writing some porn.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"What on earth do you mean IF?

Mine never dulls it's shine, the innocence washing over it polishes it naturally.

You're such a good girl "

Yes she is a good girl

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"No idea, mines rusty as fuck

Cum does that to halos...."

That explains it, what can I clean it with wifey? You should definitely know.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Demon jizz?

Fuzz

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"What on earth do you mean IF?

Mine never dulls it's shine, the innocence washing over it polishes it naturally.

You're such a good girl

Yes she is a good girl "

You should know

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Also, have an earworm.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnVUHWCynig

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"No idea, mines rusty as fuck

Cum does that to halos....

That explains it, what can I clean it with wifey? You should definitely know. "

I always do it with my tongue

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"What on earth do you mean IF?

Mine never dulls it's shine, the innocence washing over it polishes it naturally.

You're such a good girl

Yes she is a good girl

You should know "

Shush

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"What on earth do you mean IF?

Mine never dulls it's shine, the innocence washing over it polishes it naturally.

You're such a good girl

Yes she is a good girl "

I'll be a good girl, Sir, but I suppose I do need chastisement...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Demon jizz?

Fuzz"

You win!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I always thought Halos were self cleaning

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"No idea, mines rusty as fuck

Cum does that to halos....

That explains it, what can I clean it with wifey? You should definitely know.

I always do it with my tongue "

You can clean mine then

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I always thought Halos were self cleaning "

She said halos, not arseholes

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I always thought Halos were self cleaning

She said halos, not arseholes "

Sometimes confused on here

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"What on earth do you mean IF?

Mine never dulls it's shine, the innocence washing over it polishes it naturally.

You're such a good girl

Yes she is a good girl

You should know

Shush "

Shush now? I think that cat is way out of the bag

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"No idea, mines rusty as fuck

Cum does that to halos....

That explains it, what can I clean it with wifey? You should definitely know.

I always do it with my tongue

You can clean mine then "

I'm not confusing your halo with your arsehole!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"What on earth do you mean IF?

Mine never dulls it's shine, the innocence washing over it polishes it naturally.

You're such a good girl

Yes she is a good girl

I'll be a good girl, Sir, but I suppose I do need chastisement..."

Now you're getting kinky Swingy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"No idea, mines rusty as fuck

Cum does that to halos....

That explains it, what can I clean it with wifey? You should definitely know.

I always do it with my tongue

You can clean mine then

I'm not confusing your halo with your arsehole! "

I'm not asking you to, they are two separate requests

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I always thought Halos were self cleaning

She said halos, not arseholes

Sometimes confused on here "

Very true

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

[Removed by poster at 01/10/20 11:07:33]

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"What on earth do you mean IF?

Mine never dulls it's shine, the innocence washing over it polishes it naturally.

You're such a good girl

Yes she is a good girl

You should know

Shush

Shush now? I think that cat is way out of the bag "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"[Halo removed by NSP at 01/10/20 11:07:33]"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I always thought Halos were self cleaning

She said halos, not arseholes "

I wish I’d a magic self cleaning arsehole that would save some time

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"What on earth do you mean IF?

Mine never dulls it's shine, the innocence washing over it polishes it naturally.

You're such a good girl

Yes she is a good girl

I'll be a good girl, Sir, but I suppose I do need chastisement... Now you're getting kinky Swingy "

What do you mean getting?

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By *imon_hydeMan  over a year ago

Stockport

Shouldn't halos be bathed in heretics blood or sinners tears or is that a bit old testament?

If people are in need of help to get rid of swings earworm then here it is, you'll thank me!

https://youtu.be/iEH4eqtK8SU

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Shouldn't halos be bathed in heretics blood or sinners tears or is that a bit old testament?

If people are in need of help to get rid of swings earworm then here it is, you'll thank me!

https://youtu.be/iEH4eqtK8SU"

Sinners tears? So if I bottle mine I could make a fortune?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"What on earth do you mean IF?

Mine never dulls it's shine, the innocence washing over it polishes it naturally.

You're such a good girl

Yes she is a good girl

I'll be a good girl, Sir, but I suppose I do need chastisement... Now you're getting kinky Swingy

What do you mean getting? "

Haha

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Shouldn't halos be bathed in heretics blood or sinners tears or is that a bit old testament?

If people are in need of help to get rid of swings earworm then here it is, you'll thank me!

https://youtu.be/iEH4eqtK8SU"

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman  over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"The spit of an angel "

Do angels spit?

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman  over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Mine is made from platinum so only needs a rub with a jewelry cloth. "

Would the cloth I clean my spex with be ok?

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Mine is made from platinum so only needs a rub with a jewelry cloth.

Would the cloth I clean my spex with be ok?"

Errrrmmm. I think we need to try it out.

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman  over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Demon jizz?

Fuzz"

Is that on the sane shelf as the Cillit Bang?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I have one but it’s currently choking me

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By *reamblueMan  over a year ago

London

Mine came out of a Christmas cracker and snapped 2 minutes later

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Demon jizz?

Fuzz

Is that on the same shelf as the Cillit Bang? "

That's the one. Third aisle, just past the depleting stocks of plasters for thumbs

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Pink stuff!

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By *elle xWoman  over a year ago

Doire Theas

Add lots of glitter it will be so bedazzling they won’t see the horns sticking out below it

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Add lots of glitter it will be so bedazzling they won’t see the horns sticking out below it "

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By *emini ManMan  over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

I guess it depends if it was self-awarded or given by others - if it's self-awarded it's not worthy of polishing - if others have awarded it then they'll shine it for you

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman  over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Mine came out of a Christmas cracker and snapped 2 minutes later "

Think that might have been a Festive Cock Ring

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"[Halo removed by NSP at 01/10/20 11:07:33]"


"[Halo smashed by NSP at 01/10/20 13:56:33]"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The spit of an angel

Do angels spit? "

This one does if asked nicely

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"The spit of an angel

Do angels spit?

This one does if asked nicely "

Please, please, please.

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By * Sophie xTV/TS  over a year ago

Derby

Midnight's knickers if she would be so kind as to aend me some from another thread

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Midnight's knickers if she would be so kind as to aend me some from another thread "

Get your hands off - the blue ones are mine. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Midnight's knickers if she would be so kind as to aend me some from another thread "

Haha how did this leak into here

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By * Sophie xTV/TS  over a year ago

Derby


"Midnight's knickers if she would be so kind as to aend me some from another thread

Haha how did this leak into here "

It hadn't before me had it and we all know I can't keep my mouth shut

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By *ountry Boy FreshMan  over a year ago

Huddersfield

Everyone knows you use a duster and the sweat of an angels knackers to polish them.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Blood of a virgin

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By *nabelle21Woman  over a year ago

B38


"What on earth do you mean IF?

Mine never dulls it's shine, the innocence washing over it polishes it naturally."

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"[Halo removed by NSP at 01/10/20 11:07:33]

[Halo smashed by NSP at 01/10/20 13:56:33]"

Fucks sake you two.....

Mine's intact. I smashed someone else's

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"What on earth do you mean IF?

Mine never dulls it's shine, the innocence washing over it polishes it naturally.

"

I can tell you agree

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Quick rub with unicorn jizz should shine it up a treat.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"[Halo removed by NSP at 01/10/20 11:07:33]

[Halo smashed by NSP at 01/10/20 13:56:33]

Fucks sake you two.....

Mine's intact. I smashed someone else's "

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"[Halo removed by NSP at 01/10/20 11:07:33]

[Halo smashed by NSP at 01/10/20 13:56:33]

Fucks sake you two.....

Mine's intact. I smashed someone else's "

Cow

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By *elle xWoman  over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Midnight's knickers if she would be so kind as to aend me some from another thread "

The yellow ones she’s coloured herself there my favourite

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By *elle xWoman  over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Add lots of glitter it will be so bedazzling they won’t see the horns sticking out below it

"

If you think so I very much doubt it

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Add lots of glitter it will be so bedazzling they won’t see the horns sticking out below it

If you think so I very much doubt it "

I have a lot of glitter. I'll blind 'em

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By *elle xWoman  over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Add lots of glitter it will be so bedazzling they won’t see the horns sticking out below it

If you think so I very much doubt it

I have a lot of glitter. I'll blind 'em"

You are doing a good job of that already

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Add lots of glitter it will be so bedazzling they won’t see the horns sticking out below it

If you think so I very much doubt it

I have a lot of glitter. I'll blind 'em

You are doing a good job of that already "

Oh I know

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Add lots of glitter it will be so bedazzling they won’t see the horns sticking out below it

If you think so I very much doubt it

I have a lot of glitter. I'll blind 'em

You are doing a good job of that already

Oh I know "

So do I

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By * Sophie xTV/TS  over a year ago

Derby


"Midnight's knickers if she would be so kind as to aend me some from another thread

The yellow ones she’s coloured herself there my favourite "

Those would be perfect....I might start a petition and I think if I get 50 people to agree then she has to send me them thoughts?

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Midnight's knickers if she would be so kind as to aend me some from another thread

The yellow ones she’s coloured herself there my favourite

Those would be perfect....I might start a petition and I think if I get 50 people to agree then she has to send me them thoughts? "

You'll get my vote

(So long as i get the blue ones).

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By * Sophie xTV/TS  over a year ago

Derby


"Midnight's knickers if she would be so kind as to aend me some from another thread

The yellow ones she’s coloured herself there my favourite

Those would be perfect....I might start a petition and I think if I get 50 people to agree then she has to send me them thoughts?

You'll get my vote

(So long as i get the blue ones). "

I can't promise you that but I can ask lol

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By *elle xWoman  over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Midnight's knickers if she would be so kind as to aend me some from another thread

The yellow ones she’s coloured herself there my favourite

Those would be perfect....I might start a petition and I think if I get 50 people to agree then she has to send me them thoughts? "

Il sign it for ya

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My halo is regularly cleaned by good intentions.

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By *orthern StarsCouple  over a year ago

Durham

No idea. Think mine is laid in a gutter somewhere.

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