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master baker i certainly am not..

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

just made the most disastrous batch of cookies, look like cow pats

you ever had an epic cooking disaster?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ah its not what they look like but how they taste.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

dont know about master baker but im a great masturbator theses days!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm only allowed to cook if its only me who is going to eat it

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Ah its not what they look like but how they taste."

im not eating them, it was just something to do really.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Pass 'em over here. I'll just close my eyes. Omnomnomnom

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'm only allowed to cook if its only me who is going to eat it "

oh dear mally lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Me fairy cakes are all stuck to the cases. Need Fanny Cradocks help

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Cue favourite one liner about my cooking skills

'I have a black belt in cookery, I can kill a man with one chop'

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Pass 'em over here. I'll just close my eyes. Omnomnomnom"

they are chocolate ones with white chunks

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Pass 'em over here. I'll just close my eyes. Omnomnomnom

they are chocolate ones with white chunks "

Sluuurrrrrrp! I'll deal with them for you, no sweat. You'll never know they were there...

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By *ophieslutTV/TS  over a year ago

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"Pass 'em over here. I'll just close my eyes. Omnomnomnom

they are chocolate ones with white chunks "

I'm drooling - is it gonna be one of your choccies, or cock for us temptresses?

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By *ub bbwWoman  over a year ago

oldbury

i never burn rice i have a never fail way of cooking it and managed to burn it while cooking for Sir one night i then managed to burn it in the microwave steamer too we gave up after that the only two times ive ever failed to cook rice both in one night

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By *aceytopWoman  over a year ago

from a town near you

had an epic disaster once,was cooking lasagna for 10 people,everything went well it was all bubblin and cheesy,then i dropped the lot on the kitchen floor,

ok i admit,i scooped it up and served it

nobody was any the wiser

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By *elsh_lass74Woman  over a year ago

South Wales

Years ago, before the kids came along I was working in a local pub one sunday lunch time. Shift finished, girls decided we would go to another pub for a few beers.

Time went fast and I was pretty d*unk, rushed home to make sure sunday roast was ready for the time the other half came home from work.

Peeled the spuds and they were like cubes. Put chicken in oven on high so it would cook quick. Think I had about 30 mins til he walked in. Chicken was black on the outside and raw in the middle.

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex

I made some pickled beetroot once that ahd to be buried in the garden it was so awful

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire

When i lived with the first guy, i was only young and decided to make chilli, it was in the days you had green grocers. Cause chillis where small i decided to buy lb and cut them up and put them in the chilli. He took a taste before me and thought his head was going to blow off

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