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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Having this discussion with a friend about how the horn takes over and we think we our genitals instead of heads, it can lead to trouble....

Anyone else do this or are we just perverts? How much trouble has it got you in to?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Having this discussion with a friend about how the horn takes over and we think we our genitals instead of heads, it can lead to trouble....

Anyone else do this or are we just perverts? How much trouble has it got you in to? "

Is this not what always gets us into trouble....and bad decisions ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Having this discussion with a friend about how the horn takes over and we think we our genitals instead of heads, it can lead to trouble....

Anyone else do this or are we just perverts? How much trouble has it got you in to?

Is this not what always gets us into trouble....and bad decisions ??"

This is true, not just us then

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I usually just wank it out and wait for it to pass.

Trust me, I've had enough experience

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

That’s why it’s best to have a wank and see if you still feel the same after, usually you think what the fuck was that about and you can chill out on the sofa basking in reflected glory. If you still feel the same after the wank then she’s a keeper.

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I've no idea what you're talking about. I never get myself into trouble ever.

Cos I'm all sweet and innocent obvs

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By *xhibitionistbenMan  over a year ago

Ware / Kings Cross

Yeah it is a real thing, and often gets me in situations I should avoid... being involved with someone at work wasn’t a smart move!

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By *oberts_onMan  over a year ago

King's Lynn


"Having this discussion with a friend about how the horn takes over and we think we our genitals instead of heads, it can lead to trouble....

Anyone else do this or are we just perverts? How much trouble has it got you in to? "

Nothing wrong with being a pervert, i have been for years...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I definitely had this when I first joined the site and was desperate to meet anyone and get a good seeing to.

I if course did not get a good seeing to and just got used. It’s a lesson I had to learn for myself I guess. I’m much wiser and more picky now

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I yes little head lead astray sometimes but in my age balance started to change.

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By *iddle ManMan  over a year ago

Walsall

Glad it's not just me then, yes it can lead to some poor decision making, and it has done in the past

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I definitely had this when I first joined the site and was desperate to meet anyone and get a good seeing to.

I if course did not get a good seeing to and just got used. It’s a lesson I had to learn for myself I guess. I’m much wiser and more picky now "

Yeah, been there still not always been as picky as I should, damn pussy thinking for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I've no idea what you're talking about. I never get myself into trouble ever.

Cos I'm all sweet and innocent obvs "

Oh shush woman! Go suck a lollipop!

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By *hrista BellendWoman  over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

I did this in the first 3 months of entering the fab sweetie shop, no troubles though as I vanish at the first sniff of drama

I've calmed down a lot now

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Nah. I’m often desperate to see someone but wouldn’t substitute them with someone else coz I’m horny. It’s bloody frustrating though!

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By *orbidden eastMan  over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

Definitely agree with that OP. But it still doesn’t get me nowhere. Except a good time with myself

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By *oberts_onMan  over a year ago

King's Lynn

Had a breif affair with good friends daughter once... Didnt get me in trouble, but it could have, if they'd found out ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Nah. I’m often desperate to see someone but wouldn’t substitute them with someone else coz I’m horny. It’s bloody frustrating though!"

How's Trev?

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By *luebellRacerCouple  over a year ago

Shropshire


"I did this in the first 3 months of entering the fab sweetie shop, no troubles though as I vanish at the first sniff of drama

I've calmed down a lot now

"

Very much this! Steep learning curve those first few months of Fab!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Nah. I’m often desperate to see someone but wouldn’t substitute them with someone else coz I’m horny. It’s bloody frustrating though!

How's Trev? "

Still safe! See! I have control

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Don't get into any trouble to be fair when it gets to much the toy bag comes out, To be fair the bag comes out daily

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Had a breif affair with good friends daughter once... Didnt get me in trouble, but it could have, if they'd found out ... "

I think I've seen that one before

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I've no idea what you're talking about. I never get myself into trouble ever.

Cos I'm all sweet and innocent obvs

Oh shush woman! Go suck a lollipop! "

I haven't got one.

But there was this one time I let the horn take over and decided to do something I never do. Found myself a local "lollipop" and had fun.

Next day I called the doctor's, made an appointment with my new doctor. And......

I see a different doctor these days.

And I don't meet local people.

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Yep been here and regretted it

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By *ntrigued32Couple  over a year ago

Nottingham

We're just horny perverts!

I'm

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

All the time have a wank and think wtf would I have done

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Nah. I’m often desperate to see someone but wouldn’t substitute them with someone else coz I’m horny. It’s bloody frustrating though!

How's Trev?

Still safe! See! I have control "

Well done, I'm proud of you

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Don't get into any trouble to be fair when it gets to much the toy bag comes out, To be fair the bag comes out daily "

Mine comes out most days too.

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Nah. I’m often desperate to see someone but wouldn’t substitute them with someone else coz I’m horny. It’s bloody frustrating though!

How's Trev?

Still safe! See! I have control

Well done, I'm proud of you "

Don't read mine. Stay proud

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Nah. I’m often desperate to see someone but wouldn’t substitute them with someone else coz I’m horny. It’s bloody frustrating though!

How's Trev?

Still safe! See! I have control

Well done, I'm proud of you

Don't read mine. Stay proud "

I read yours, I chose to ignore it. I'm sending you lollipops

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By *pontaneouscouple82Couple  over a year ago

richmond

It got me in trouble with my mans female cousin she’s hot can’t say to much but if it’s bugging you then message me lol xx

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By *obbychickWoman  over a year ago

Essex

I end up saying things I should when the horns get too much to people who probably don’t want to hear it

It does annoy me when I’m not in control of myself.

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By *obbychickWoman  over a year ago

Essex


"I end up saying things I should when the horns get too much to people who probably don’t want to hear it

It does annoy me when I’m not in control of myself. "

* Things I shouldn’t

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I end up saying things I should when the horns get too much to people who probably don’t want to hear it

It does annoy me when I’m not in control of myself.

* Things I shouldn’t"

Struggling there GC? Shall I send you lollipops too?

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By *obbychickWoman  over a year ago

Essex


"I've no idea what you're talking about. I never get myself into trouble ever.

Cos I'm all sweet and innocent obvs "

Sweet yes....innocent not so much

If you’re innocent posh- I don’t know what theyll call us

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Nah. I’m often desperate to see someone but wouldn’t substitute them with someone else coz I’m horny. It’s bloody frustrating though!

How's Trev?

Still safe! See! I have control

Well done, I'm proud of you

Don't read mine. Stay proud

I read yours, I chose to ignore it. I'm sending you lollipops "

Rude.

Are they shaped like willies?

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By *obbychickWoman  over a year ago

Essex


"I end up saying things I should when the horns get too much to people who probably don’t want to hear it

It does annoy me when I’m not in control of myself.

* Things I shouldn’t

Struggling there GC? Shall I send you lollipops too? "

I’m doing ok today but always love a good licking of a lollipop

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I've no idea what you're talking about. I never get myself into trouble ever.

Cos I'm all sweet and innocent obvs

Sweet yes....innocent not so much

If you’re innocent posh- I don’t know what theyll call us "

Oi. I thought you loved me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Put me in a room full of half dressed bodies.... i.e swingers clubs....vagina definitely controls brain, and my mouth

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Nah. I’m often desperate to see someone but wouldn’t substitute them with someone else coz I’m horny. It’s bloody frustrating though!

How's Trev?

Still safe! See! I have control

Well done, I'm proud of you

Don't read mine. Stay proud

I read yours, I chose to ignore it. I'm sending you lollipops

Rude.

Are they shaped like willies? "

If I can find willy ones then yes otherwise your stuck with boring ones. Like it or lump it missy!

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Yeah, totally guilty

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I've no idea what you're talking about. I never get myself into trouble ever.

Cos I'm all sweet and innocent obvs

Sweet yes....innocent not so much

If you’re innocent posh- I don’t know what theyll call us "

They call us darling angels

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It can be way to much sometimes!

I wouldn’t say ‘bad’ decisions, but it’s uncontrollable when it hits

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By *obbychickWoman  over a year ago

Essex


"I've no idea what you're talking about. I never get myself into trouble ever.

Cos I'm all sweet and innocent obvs

Sweet yes....innocent not so much

If you’re innocent posh- I don’t know what theyll call us

Oi. I thought you loved me "

I do just the NotsoInnocent Posh.

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By *obbychickWoman  over a year ago

Essex


"I've no idea what you're talking about. I never get myself into trouble ever.

Cos I'm all sweet and innocent obvs

Sweet yes....innocent not so much

If you’re innocent posh- I don’t know what theyll call us

They call us darling angels "

Oh I like the sound of that

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Put me in a room full of half dressed bodies.... i.e swingers clubs....vagina definitely controls brain, and my mouth"

I've never been to a swingers club but a room full of half naked bodies and yes she's definitely in control

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Yeah, totally guilty "

Roll on the end of all this so we can be guilty together

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Yeah, totally guilty

Roll on the end of all this so we can be guilty together "

Ooh some mistakes I don't want to repeat

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Yeah, totally guilty

Roll on the end of all this so we can be guilty together

Ooh some mistakes I don't want to repeat "

Here here! But we can have making new, not so guilty, mistakes.

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I've no idea what you're talking about. I never get myself into trouble ever.

Cos I'm all sweet and innocent obvs

Sweet yes....innocent not so much

If you’re innocent posh- I don’t know what theyll call us

They call us darling angels "

Yeah. I just lost my coffee. Through my nose. Again.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

if it's leaving you feeling a bit shitty afterwards it's maybe time to reconsider your decision making process

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By *nabelle21Woman  over a year ago

B38


"That’s why it’s best to have a wank and see if you still feel the same after, usually you think what the fuck was that about and you can chill out on the sofa basking in reflected glory. If you still feel the same after the wank then she’s a keeper."

I usually have 2 wanks before deciding...just to be sure.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I've no idea what you're talking about. I never get myself into trouble ever.

Cos I'm all sweet and innocent obvs

Sweet yes....innocent not so much

If you’re innocent posh- I don’t know what theyll call us

They call us darling angels

Yeah. I just lost my coffee. Through my nose. Again."

Pretty sure that's not how your supposed to drink coffee

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Having this discussion with a friend about how the horn takes over and we think we our genitals instead of heads, it can lead to trouble....

Anyone else do this or are we just perverts? How much trouble has it got you in to? "

It’s made me fuck women I shouldn’t have. In the sense that I wasn’t really that into them.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When your cock starts making decisions!

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"That’s why it’s best to have a wank and see if you still feel the same after, usually you think what the fuck was that about and you can chill out on the sofa basking in reflected glory. If you still feel the same after the wank then she’s a keeper.

I usually have 2 wanks before deciding...just to be sure."

Only 2? But how can you be certain without the 3rd?

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I've no idea what you're talking about. I never get myself into trouble ever.

Cos I'm all sweet and innocent obvs

Sweet yes....innocent not so much

If you’re innocent posh- I don’t know what theyll call us

They call us darling angels

Yeah. I just lost my coffee. Through my nose. Again.

Pretty sure that's not how your supposed to drink coffee "

Better than spitting....

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Yeah, totally guilty

Roll on the end of all this so we can be guilty together

Ooh some mistakes I don't want to repeat

Here here! But we can have making new, not so guilty, mistakes. "

I'd rather not but ta

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By *innie The MinxWoman  over a year ago

Under the Duvet

It's when you end up having that conversation with your fanny...

"I really want to fuck him"

"But that would be a Really Bad Move!"

"But I really need to fuck him!"

"But that would be foolish!"

"Pleeeaaase!"

"Ah fuck it, ok..."

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Yeah, totally guilty

Roll on the end of all this so we can be guilty together

Ooh some mistakes I don't want to repeat

Here here! But we can have making new, not so guilty, mistakes.

I'd rather not but ta "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Daily release keeps me level but it’s not happened this evening

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"It's when you end up having that conversation with your fanny...

"I really want to fuck him"

"But that would be a Really Bad Move!"

"But I really need to fuck him!"

"But that would be foolish!"

"Pleeeaaase!"

"Ah fuck it, ok..."

"

Yeah, I have those conversations with my wife now, she's more level headed than my fanny

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Daily release keeps me level but it’s not happened this evening "

Do you need boobs?

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"It's when you end up having that conversation with your fanny...

"I really want to fuck him"

"But that would be a Really Bad Move!"

"But I really need to fuck him!"

"But that would be foolish!"

"Pleeeaaase!"

"Ah fuck it, ok..."

Yeah, I have those conversations with my wife now, she's more level headed than my fanny "

You married to someone else as well?

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By *onty1971Man  over a year ago

London St Helier Trier


"Having this discussion with a friend about how the horn takes over and we think we our genitals instead of heads, it can lead to trouble....

Anyone else do this or are we just perverts? How much trouble has it got you in to? "

Having the horn is not a great position to make decisions. I made a poor dating decision in January due to me having the horn. Developing much stronger will power and better release to avoid that in future.

Happy swinging folks.

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Daily release keeps me level but it’s not happened this evening

Do you need boobs? "

You offering yours or mine again? Because we've been here before....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Daily release keeps me level but it’s not happened this evening

Do you need boobs? "

Always but it’s unfortunately not the lack of boobs tonight, bloody mechanic kept me waiting for the length of my me time earlier

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Daily release keeps me level but it’s not happened this evening

Do you need boobs?

You offering yours or mine again? Because we've been here before.... "

Now this sounds an interesting turn of conversation

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Daily release keeps me level but it’s not happened this evening

Do you need boobs?

You offering yours or mine again? Because we've been here before.... "

I was offering yours to be fair because I cant be arsed to get mine out

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Daily release keeps me level but it’s not happened this evening

Do you need boobs? Always but it’s unfortunately not the lack of boobs tonight, bloody mechanic kept me waiting for the length of my me time earlier "

Wifey will send you boobs asap! And kick the mechanic up the arse

Wife! Groot needs boobs!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Daily release keeps me level but it’s not happened this evening

Do you need boobs?

You offering yours or mine again? Because we've been here before....

I was offering yours to be fair because I cant be arsed to get mine out "

It’s ok I’m a leg man anyway

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Daily release keeps me level but it’s not happened this evening

Do you need boobs?

You offering yours or mine again? Because we've been here before....

Now this sounds an interesting turn of conversation "

Does it? This is very normal drivel for us

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Daily release keeps me level but it’s not happened this evening

Do you need boobs?

You offering yours or mine again? Because we've been here before....

I was offering yours to be fair because I cant be arsed to get mine out

It’s ok I’m a leg man anyway "

Now that I can do, I'll see what I've got stashed away

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By *ikeC81Man  over a year ago

harrow

I am a bum, boobs and pussy man

Yes I am greedy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oh hello

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By *ryingitout19Man  over a year ago

Wales

Many times in the past

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Daily release keeps me level but it’s not happened this evening

Do you need boobs?

You offering yours or mine again? Because we've been here before....

Now this sounds an interesting turn of conversation "

Rarely. My boobs are kinda dull

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Daily release keeps me level but it’s not happened this evening

Do you need boobs?

You offering yours or mine again? Because we've been here before....

I was offering yours to be fair because I cant be arsed to get mine out

It’s ok I’m a leg man anyway "

Ouch. Cut me real deep man.

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Daily release keeps me level but it’s not happened this evening

Do you need boobs? Always but it’s unfortunately not the lack of boobs tonight, bloody mechanic kept me waiting for the length of my me time earlier

Wifey will send you boobs asap! And kick the mechanic up the arse

Wife! Groot needs boobs! "

He doesn't want my boobs. I'm hurt.

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By *elle xWoman  over a year ago

Doire Theas

When I get horny it all spills out of my mouth and no I’m not talking about cum

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Daily release keeps me level but it’s not happened this evening

Do you need boobs?

You offering yours or mine again? Because we've been here before....

Now this sounds an interesting turn of conversation

Rarely. My boobs are kinda dull"

I couldn't comment... never having seen them in the flesh xxx

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By *ugga MannMan  over a year ago

Heathrow

It may be hard to believe but you can get used to being desperately horny. The trick is to compartmentalise.

And as was said by Annabelle, have a couple of wanks first - a swingers version of counting to 10!!

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By *lbinoGorillaMan  over a year ago

Redditch


"I definitely had this when I first joined the site and was desperate to meet anyone and get a good seeing to.

I if course did not get a good seeing to and just got used. It’s a lesson I had to learn for myself I guess. I’m much wiser and more picky now

Yeah, been there still not always been as picky as I should, damn pussy thinking for me "

I always remember a friend of mine who, after she split with her husband, was out clubbing one night and pointed a guy out to me and said "That's Mick, with the big dick, and he says he wants to use it on me. I know he's trouble, but my head's telling me one thing and my fanny's telling me another"

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By *moneysMan  over a year ago

bedford

I’m always horny and probably wank more than 8 times a day ?????????????????????

Lockdown killing me... need some pussy ????

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Daily release keeps me level but it’s not happened this evening

Do you need boobs?

You offering yours or mine again? Because we've been here before....

Now this sounds an interesting turn of conversation

Rarely. My boobs are kinda dull

I couldn't comment... never having seen them in the flesh xxx "

There are very very few people who have.....

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"It may be hard to believe but you can get used to being desperately horny. The trick is to compartmentalise.

And as was said by Annabelle, have a couple of wanks first - a swingers version of counting to 10!!"

To be fair, lockdown has proved this

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Having this discussion with a friend about how the horn takes over and we think we our genitals instead of heads, it can lead to trouble....

Anyone else do this or are we just perverts? How much trouble has it got you in to? "

This gets me in trouble on a regular basis.. when the horn takes over I seem to lose my filter

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By *earsOfLysCouple  over a year ago

Belfast

I mean, it definitely get's me thinking about things I wouldn't usually! Then after I feel the guilt!

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By *lbinoGorillaMan  over a year ago

Redditch


"I mean, it definitely get's me thinking about things I wouldn't usually! Then after I feel the guilt!"

No need to feel guilty about thinking, surely?

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Having this discussion with a friend about how the horn takes over and we think we our genitals instead of heads, it can lead to trouble....

Anyone else do this or are we just perverts? How much trouble has it got you in to?

This gets me in trouble on a regular basis.. when the horn takes over I seem to lose my filter "

This could be fun..... how horny are you feeling? Asking for a friend obvs

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By *ountessmarchCouple  over a year ago

Beverley


"Yeah, totally guilty

Roll on the end of all this so we can be guilty together

Ooh some mistakes I don't want to repeat "

Some mistakes we do

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Having this discussion with a friend about how the horn takes over and we think we our genitals instead of heads, it can lead to trouble....

Anyone else do this or are we just perverts? How much trouble has it got you in to?

This gets me in trouble on a regular basis.. when the horn takes over I seem to lose my filter "

What's this filter you speak of? I don't think I have one of those.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"It may be hard to believe but you can get used to being desperately horny. The trick is to compartmentalise.

And as was said by Annabelle, have a couple of wanks first - a swingers version of counting to 10!!

To be fair, lockdown has proved this "

Yep!

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Having this discussion with a friend about how the horn takes over and we think we our genitals instead of heads, it can lead to trouble....

Anyone else do this or are we just perverts? How much trouble has it got you in to?

This gets me in trouble on a regular basis.. when the horn takes over I seem to lose my filter

What's this filter you speak of? I don't think I have one of those. "

Neither does he really. He just pretends to be all sweet and innocent

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Yeah, totally guilty

Roll on the end of all this so we can be guilty together

Ooh some mistakes I don't want to repeat

Some mistakes we do "

They're not mistakes

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Having this discussion with a friend about how the horn takes over and we think we our genitals instead of heads, it can lead to trouble....

Anyone else do this or are we just perverts? How much trouble has it got you in to?

This gets me in trouble on a regular basis.. when the horn takes over I seem to lose my filter

What's this filter you speak of? I don't think I have one of those.

Neither does he really. He just pretends to be all sweet and innocent "

I know someone else like this...

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By *icknHMan  over a year ago

Ilfracombe


"Having this discussion with a friend about how the horn takes over and we think we our genitals instead of heads, it can lead to trouble....

Anyone else do this or are we just perverts? How much trouble has it got you in to? "

You’re asking guys this ?????? Oh you poor thing hahahaha !

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Having this discussion with a friend about how the horn takes over and we think we our genitals instead of heads, it can lead to trouble....

Anyone else do this or are we just perverts? How much trouble has it got you in to?

This gets me in trouble on a regular basis.. when the horn takes over I seem to lose my filter

What's this filter you speak of? I don't think I have one of those.

Neither does he really. He just pretends to be all sweet and innocent

I know someone else like this... "

Oh my god! That's outrageous! These people give us really sweet and innocent people a bad name

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Having this discussion with a friend about how the horn takes over and we think we our genitals instead of heads, it can lead to trouble....

Anyone else do this or are we just perverts? How much trouble has it got you in to?

You’re asking guys this ?????? Oh you poor thing hahahaha !"

It seemed like a good idea at the time

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

feel like this right now

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Having this discussion with a friend about how the horn takes over and we think we our genitals instead of heads, it can lead to trouble....

Anyone else do this or are we just perverts? How much trouble has it got you in to?

This gets me in trouble on a regular basis.. when the horn takes over I seem to lose my filter

What's this filter you speak of? I don't think I have one of those. "

It's overrated, that's for sure

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By *nigmatic_AngelWoman  over a year ago

The place where fairies live


"It's when you end up having that conversation with your fanny...

"I really want to fuck him"

"But that would be a Really Bad Move!"

"But I really need to fuck him!"

"But that would be foolish!"

"Pleeeaaase!"

"Ah fuck it, ok..."

"

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By *evoncream2017Couple  over a year ago

exeter

Wake up horny. Then I have to work. That kills it

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Having this discussion with a friend about how the horn takes over and we think we our genitals instead of heads, it can lead to trouble....

Anyone else do this or are we just perverts? How much trouble has it got you in to?

This gets me in trouble on a regular basis.. when the horn takes over I seem to lose my filter

What's this filter you speak of? I don't think I have one of those.

It's overrated, that's for sure"

I'll take your word for it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Having this discussion with a friend about how the horn takes over and we think we our genitals instead of heads, it can lead to trouble....

Anyone else do this or are we just perverts? How much trouble has it got you in to? "

Don't most men do this on a daily basis ? ie think with their dicks ? LOL

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Having this discussion with a friend about how the horn takes over and we think we our genitals instead of heads, it can lead to trouble....

Anyone else do this or are we just perverts? How much trouble has it got you in to?

This gets me in trouble on a regular basis.. when the horn takes over I seem to lose my filter

What's this filter you speak of? I don't think I have one of those.

It's overrated, that's for sure

I'll take your word for it "

It's more fun if you come and find out

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Having this discussion with a friend about how the horn takes over and we think we our genitals instead of heads, it can lead to trouble....

Anyone else do this or are we just perverts? How much trouble has it got you in to?

Don't most men do this on a daily basis ? ie think with their dicks ? LOL "

I don't know, I'm not a man. Do you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Having this discussion with a friend about how the horn takes over and we think we our genitals instead of heads, it can lead to trouble....

Anyone else do this or are we just perverts? How much trouble has it got you in to?

This gets me in trouble on a regular basis.. when the horn takes over I seem to lose my filter

What's this filter you speak of? I don't think I have one of those.

It's overrated, that's for sure

I'll take your word for it

It's more fun if you come and find out "

I would if you weren't so far away and you know, Covid

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I definitely do .you can't talk sense to a hardon lol

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By *hisisntpofMan  over a year ago

bristol


"I've no idea what you're talking about. I never get myself into trouble ever.

Cos I'm all sweet and innocent obvs "

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I've no idea what you're talking about. I never get myself into trouble ever.

Cos I'm all sweet and innocent obvs "

Ignore her, she talks rubbish

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

As a special advisor on the subject all i can say is that you learn to live with it

And

Buy shares in Kleenex.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Having this discussion with a friend about how the horn takes over and we think we our genitals instead of heads, it can lead to trouble....

Anyone else do this or are we just perverts? How much trouble has it got you in to?

This gets me in trouble on a regular basis.. when the horn takes over I seem to lose my filter

What's this filter you speak of? I don't think I have one of those.

It's overrated, that's for sure

I'll take your word for it

It's more fun if you come and find out

I would if you weren't so far away and you know, Covid "

Aaah, I knew there was something I'd forgotten!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Having this discussion with a friend about how the horn takes over and we think we our genitals instead of heads, it can lead to trouble....

Anyone else do this or are we just perverts? How much trouble has it got you in to?

This gets me in trouble on a regular basis.. when the horn takes over I seem to lose my filter

What's this filter you speak of? I don't think I have one of those.

It's overrated, that's for sure

I'll take your word for it

It's more fun if you come and find out

I would if you weren't so far away and you know, Covid

Aaah, I knew there was something I'd forgotten! "

Your pants?

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I've no idea what you're talking about. I never get myself into trouble ever.

Cos I'm all sweet and innocent obvs

Ignore her, she talks rubbish "

No one needs to be told to ignore me wifey.... they just do it anyway

(Shameless attention seeking.... I hear it's all the rage in some places )

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I've no idea what you're talking about. I never get myself into trouble ever.

Cos I'm all sweet and innocent obvs

Ignore her, she talks rubbish

No one needs to be told to ignore me wifey.... they just do it anyway

(Shameless attention seeking.... I hear it's all the rage in some places )"

Oh shush! No one ignores you but you keep spouting that innocent rubbish, they might start!

Love you by the way

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By *hisisntpofMan  over a year ago

bristol


"I've no idea what you're talking about. I never get myself into trouble ever.

Cos I'm all sweet and innocent obvs

Ignore her, she talks rubbish

No one needs to be told to ignore me wifey.... they just do it anyway

(Shameless attention seeking.... I hear it's all the rage in some places )"

Would anyone really have chance to ignore you lol x

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I've no idea what you're talking about. I never get myself into trouble ever.

Cos I'm all sweet and innocent obvs

Ignore her, she talks rubbish

No one needs to be told to ignore me wifey.... they just do it anyway

(Shameless attention seeking.... I hear it's all the rage in some places )

Oh shush! No one ignores you but you keep spouting that innocent rubbish, they might start!

Love you by the way "

Twat.

Love you too

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By *unkym34Man  over a year ago

London

The horns had me bad this week I got in trouble for humping a chair at work

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"The horns had me bad this week I got in trouble for humping a chair at work "

Where do you work......

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Having this discussion with a friend about how the horn takes over and we think we our genitals instead of heads, it can lead to trouble....

Anyone else do this or are we just perverts? How much trouble has it got you in to?

This gets me in trouble on a regular basis.. when the horn takes over I seem to lose my filter

What's this filter you speak of? I don't think I have one of those.

It's overrated, that's for sure

I'll take your word for it

It's more fun if you come and find out

I would if you weren't so far away and you know, Covid

Aaah, I knew there was something I'd forgotten!

Your pants? "

Shhhh.. don't tell anyone!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If it weren’t for my genitals I wouldn’t be here and the only trouble I’m ever likely to get in these days is because I’m here. However the Pandemic has lessened their impact on my day to day life, so at least I’m less likely to get into trouble now.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I've learnt to have a crafty wank before doing anything stupid these days.

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I've no idea what you're talking about. I never get myself into trouble ever.

Cos I'm all sweet and innocent obvs

Ignore her, she talks rubbish

No one needs to be told to ignore me wifey.... they just do it anyway

(Shameless attention seeking.... I hear it's all the rage in some places )"

Attention seeking? Nooo. Next you'll be telling me that people want to look good.

On Fab? Surely not. Pit of iniquity. We're all monsters. And nobody needs attention.

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By *unkym34Man  over a year ago

London


"The horns had me bad this week I got in trouble for humping a chair at work

Where do you work...... "

I can’t say here

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I've no idea what you're talking about. I never get myself into trouble ever.

Cos I'm all sweet and innocent obvs

Ignore her, she talks rubbish

No one needs to be told to ignore me wifey.... they just do it anyway

(Shameless attention seeking.... I hear it's all the rage in some places )

Attention seeking? Nooo. Next you'll be telling me that people want to look good.

On Fab? Surely not. Pit of iniquity. We're all monsters. And nobody needs attention."

I know! I'm outrageous.

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"The horns had me bad this week I got in trouble for humping a chair at work

Where do you work...... I can’t say here "

Lean in close. Whisper it.

And that almost got pornographic. Luckily I borrowed Josh's filter....

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I've no idea what you're talking about. I never get myself into trouble ever.

Cos I'm all sweet and innocent obvs

Ignore her, she talks rubbish

No one needs to be told to ignore me wifey.... they just do it anyway

(Shameless attention seeking.... I hear it's all the rage in some places )

Attention seeking? Nooo. Next you'll be telling me that people want to look good.

On Fab? Surely not. Pit of iniquity. We're all monsters. And nobody needs attention.

I know! I'm outrageous."

You and me both.

Did you know some people put up rude pictures here? Heavens.

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"The horns had me bad this week I got in trouble for humping a chair at work

Where do you work...... I can’t say here

Lean in close. Whisper it.

And that almost got pornographic. Luckily I borrowed Josh's filter...."

Fancy some help with that?

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"The horns had me bad this week I got in trouble for humping a chair at work

Where do you work...... I can’t say here

Lean in close. Whisper it.

And that almost got pornographic. Luckily I borrowed Josh's filter....

Fancy some help with that? "

Bad woman. Bad. Do not write porn.

(Do write porn)

No. No help needed.

(Swing..... write the porn )

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"The horns had me bad this week I got in trouble for humping a chair at work

Where do you work...... I can’t say here

Lean in close. Whisper it.

And that almost got pornographic. Luckily I borrowed Josh's filter....

Fancy some help with that?

Bad woman. Bad. Do not write porn.

(Do write porn)

No. No help needed.

(Swing..... write the porn )"

Oh god!!!! This is not going to help the horn!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"The horns had me bad this week I got in trouble for humping a chair at work

Where do you work...... "

She wants to be your chair

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I've learnt to have a crafty wank before doing anything stupid these days."

I have a wank most days, I may need to up the amount

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've learnt to have a crafty wank before doing anything stupid these days.

I have a wank most days, I may need to up the amount "

It was a bit awkward on the plane up before the sky dive but definitely helped.

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I've learnt to have a crafty wank before doing anything stupid these days.

I have a wank most days, I may need to up the amount "

I find between 4 and 12 usually suffices.

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"The horns had me bad this week I got in trouble for humping a chair at work

Where do you work......

She wants to be your chair "

She knows me too well

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"The horns had me bad this week I got in trouble for humping a chair at work

Where do you work...... I can’t say here

Lean in close. Whisper it.

And that almost got pornographic. Luckily I borrowed Josh's filter....

Fancy some help with that?

Bad woman. Bad. Do not write porn.

(Do write porn)

No. No help needed.

(Swing..... write the porn )

Oh god!!!! This is not going to help the horn! "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've learnt to have a crafty wank before doing anything stupid these days.

I have a wank most days, I may need to up the amount "

I second this. Multiple wanks make it more manageable.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I've learnt to have a crafty wank before doing anything stupid these days.

I have a wank most days, I may need to up the amount

I find between 4 and 12 usually suffices. "

How many toys have you killed?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I've learnt to have a crafty wank before doing anything stupid these days.

I have a wank most days, I may need to up the amount

It was a bit awkward on the plane up before the sky dive but definitely helped."

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Lol I'm the same I have a wank in the morning so that I don't do anything crazy to please my horn lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sparkles how many toys have u killed lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Sparkles how many toys have u killed lol"

Nowhere near as many as my wife!

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