Okay so I've literally just popped in my first butt plug, it's a decent size, but my god I'm so paranoid it's gonna be disappearing! 
Anybody here have any horror stories? (please say no please say no please say no!) I don't doubt that the story about the $1 one from Wish isn't true... Please put my mind at rest!  |
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Once had a lady put some beads in ass. It was going ok until I heard her say oops, urm, oh. What does that mean? said I. Well, I seem to have lost them, she replied and then spent what felt like an eternity digging around using some kind of pincer movement to get them out.
The issue was a design flaw in the beads. The had no stopper or loop to pull them out. After the last one went in that was it, nothing left to get them back out. I’m sure this doesn’t apply to you OP, you’ll be fine.
Oh I should probably add, she did find them eventually. I was glad of that because I didn’t fancy a trip to the hospital |
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"No horror story's here but never heard about the $1 one from wish tell me more "
Some lady met a fella online, had a cheapy butt plug from Wish (I love seeing Wish adverts pop up - they have some rather curious looking products!). He reckoned 'it's okay, I know what I'm doing' - ended up losing it up there, off to A&E she trotted... To be fair, it was probably the more the 'driver' than the product itself that caused it to go awol! |
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Do a Google search for lost anal dildo's, you'll make sure you never lose anything up there if you see some of the methods they end up having to use to get lost items out.
As long as its designed for anal use and has some kind of wider base to it then you'll be fine OP, I like the T bar ones as I find them a lot more comfortable than the round or jeweled kind  |
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"Once had a lady put some beads in ass. It was going ok until I heard her say oops, urm, oh. What does that mean? said I. Well, I seem to have lost them, she replied and then spent what felt like an eternity digging around using some kind of pincer movement to get them out.
The issue was a design flaw in the beads. The had no stopper or loop to pull them out. After the last one went in that was it, nothing left to get them back out. I’m sure this doesn’t apply to you OP, you’ll be fine.
Oh I should probably add, she did find them eventually. I was glad of that because I didn’t fancy a trip to the hospital "
Golly gosh!  |
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"No horror story's here but never heard about the $1 one from wish tell me more
Some lady met a fella online, had a cheapy butt plug from Wish (I love seeing Wish adverts pop up - they have some rather curious looking products!). He reckoned 'it's okay, I know what I'm doing' - ended up losing it up there, off to A&E she trotted... To be fair, it was probably the more the 'driver' than the product itself that caused it to go awol! "
Oh wow and yeah me too some mad tools on there should I say |
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"What type of butt plug is it, I like glass cause they double up as paper weights ?!
Haha it is a glass one! "
Best type, did you have it cold or warm it up first ?! |
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"Do a Google search for lost anal dildo's, you'll make sure you never lose anything up there if you see some of the methods they end up having to use to get lost items out.
As long as its designed for anal use and has some kind of wider base to it then you'll be fine OP, I like the T bar ones as I find them a lot more comfortable than the round or jeweled kind "
Yeah and the T bar ones do look 'safer'... I have chanced it I feel with a round one. Just checked - it's still there!
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"What type of butt plug is it, I like glass cause they double up as paper weights ?!
Haha it is a glass one!
Best type, did you have it cold or warm it up first ?!"
room temp, next time I'll chill it a bit first though |
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A work colleagues girlfriend was a nurse, one night a gentleman arrives in A&E. He claims he suddenly fell down and landed on a rather large brown dildo which amazingly went straight up all the way.
They tried forceps in the end a nurse which had small hands managed to fish it out. they christened him Dildo Dave |
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