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"anybody else find these Paddy jokes offensive?????? Paddy!"  | |||
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"Spirit of Manning lives on. Would this thread be acceptable if "jew", "black", "muslim" or some other racial/cultural stereotype were ridiculed? All well and good amongst friends whom may understand each others view and/or whether they have a balanced view, but this is a public forum, and sometimes a little thought could be emploiyed before posting. Just a thought." In other words you don't have a sense of humour | |||
"Paddy & Murphy are working on a building site. Paddy says to Murphy 'Im gonna have the day off, I'm gonna pretend I'm mad!' He climbs up the rafters , hangs upside down & shouts 'I'M A LIGHTBULB! I'M A LIGHTBULB!' Murphy watches in amazement! The Foreman shouts 'Paddy you're mad, go home.' So he leaves the site. Murphy starts packing his kit up to leave as well. 'Where the hell are you going?' asks the Foreman. 'I cant work in the friggin dark! ' says Murphy." hahaha | |||
"Spirit of Manning lives on. Would this thread be acceptable if "jew", "black", "muslim" or some other racial/cultural stereotype were ridiculed? All well and good amongst friends whom may understand each others view and/or whether they have a balanced view, but this is a public forum, and sometimes a little thought could be emploiyed before posting. Just a thought." Oh my word, relax!! | |||
"Spirit of Manning lives on. Would this thread be acceptable if "jew", "black", "muslim" or some other racial/cultural stereotype were ridiculed? All well and good amongst friends whom may understand each others view and/or whether they have a balanced view, but this is a public forum, and sometimes a little thought could be emploiyed before posting. Just a thought. In other words you don't have a sense of humour" I don't think it's about not having a sense of humour, just that these sort of jokes weren;t overly funny 30 odd years ago. In the same way as Jim Davidson's Chalky character wasn;t funny either. I don;t get offended, just glad that my humour is slightly more refined than this level | |||
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"Spirit of Manning lives on. Would this thread be acceptable if "jew", "black", "muslim" or some other racial/cultural stereotype were ridiculed? All well and good amongst friends whom may understand each others view and/or whether they have a balanced view, but this is a public forum, and sometimes a little thought could be emploiyed before posting. Just a thought. In other words you don't have a sense of humour I don't think it's about not having a sense of humour, just that these sort of jokes weren;t overly funny 30 odd years ago. In the same way as Jim Davidson's Chalky character wasn;t funny either. I don;t get offended, just glad that my humour is slightly more refined than this level" The thread title says it all, nobody is forcing you to read something that is not worthy of your "sophisticated tastes" | |||
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"Spirit of Manning lives on. Would this thread be acceptable if "jew", "black", "muslim" or some other racial/cultural stereotype were ridiculed? All well and good amongst friends whom may understand each others view and/or whether they have a balanced view, but this is a public forum, and sometimes a little thought could be emploiyed before posting. Just a thought. In other words you don't have a sense of humour I don't think it's about not having a sense of humour, just that these sort of jokes weren;t overly funny 30 odd years ago. In the same way as Jim Davidson's Chalky character wasn;t funny either. I don;t get offended, just glad that my humour is slightly more refined than this level" Take a chill pill | |||
"Spirit of Manning lives on. Would this thread be acceptable if "jew", "black", "muslim" or some other racial/cultural stereotype were ridiculed? All well and good amongst friends whom may understand each others view and/or whether they have a balanced view, but this is a public forum, and sometimes a little thought could be emploiyed before posting. Just a thought. In other words you don't have a sense of humour I don't think it's about not having a sense of humour, just that these sort of jokes weren;t overly funny 30 odd years ago. In the same way as Jim Davidson's Chalky character wasn;t funny either. I don;t get offended, just glad that my humour is slightly more refined than this levelTake a chill pill" go to Australia and listen to the 'whingin pom' jokes.. i dont get offended i just laugh at them... why do people get so easily offended.....??? i am a little overweight and i get called 'slim' by some of the girls at work. i dont get offended by it cos its a joke..... | |||
"Incidentally my friend Patrick thinks these jokes are hilarious ( he is Jamaican) Michael finds them funny too (he is Jewish) Who mentioned anything about paddy and micks race?" | |||
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"Please don't be mistaken, I'm no kill-joy here. No judgement has been made, certainly not by me anyway. Humour can very often also be a point of discussion, and we can measure ourselves (should we wish) by our reaction to, or use of humour. A "pause for thought" is by no means a "judgement call". So there was this spastic, a barren woman and her Norfolk cousin walk into a bar... " Don't try to cover yourself by insulting others | |||
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"Let's face it, the Irish have got back at us Brits for skitting them all these years - they've given us Jedward "Now this thread has just lost it ....thats way out of order....f*****G Jedward | |||
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"Spirit of Manning lives on. Would this thread be acceptable if "jew", "black", "muslim" or some other racial/cultural stereotype were ridiculed? All well and good amongst friends whom may understand each others view and/or whether they have a balanced view, but this is a public forum, and sometimes a little thought could be emploiyed before posting. Just a thought. Oh my word, relax!!" i agree | |||
"Spirit of Manning lives on. Would this thread be acceptable if "jew", "black", "muslim" or some other racial/cultural stereotype were ridiculed? All well and good amongst friends whom may understand each others view and/or whether they have a balanced view, but this is a public forum, and sometimes a little thought could be emploiyed before posting. Just a thought. Oh my word, relax!! i agree " | |||
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"Two Irishmen were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up. A blonde walks by and asked them what they were doing. Paddy replied, 'We're supposed to be finding the height of this flagpole, but we don't have a ladder.' The blonde took out an adjustable spanner from her bag, loosened a few bolts and laid the flagpole down. She got a tape measure out of her pocket, took a few measurements, and announced that it was 18 feet 6 inches. Then, she walked off. Mick said to Paddy, 'Isn't that just like a blonde! We need the height, and she gives us the bloody length" It careful, it's supposed to be paddy and mick, you will get me in trouble with blonde jokes | |||
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"Rupert, Jock and Paddy are chatting. Jock says "Women are so stupid, my wife has just bought a car - she doesn't even drive!" Rupert says "That's nothing, my wife's on a diet and she's not even fat" Paddy says "That's nothing. My wife's taken 30 condoms with her to Benidorm and she hasn't even got a cock!!"" | |||
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"One Londoner is walking along the Thames. He sees someone else on the other side. He calls over "Orite mate. How de fack am oi ment to get to de other soide?" The other one looks back at him, puzzled "What de fack are you torkin' abaat? Your'e on de other soide." " | |||
"apart from being old and not funny i think these jokes are really offensive and cant believe thread hasnt been closed,so can i start telling black and jewish jokes now? wonder how long it be before im banned. mr.c" Em's from dublin and finds them kinda funny, although not riotously so. lighten up. | |||
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"PADDY WAS SHOWING OFF HIS NEW FLASK AT WORK, MICK SAID "WHAT DOES IT DO PADDY ?" "WELL APPARENTLY IT KEEPS HOT THINGS HOT, AND COLD THINGS COLD" "WHAT HAVE YA GOT IN THERE TODAY THEN PADDY ?" PADDY REPLIES "TWO CUPS OF COFFEE AND A CHOC ICE !"" Priceless........
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"PADDY WAS SHOWING OFF HIS NEW FLASK AT WORK, MICK SAID "WHAT DOES IT DO PADDY ?" "WELL APPARENTLY IT KEEPS HOT THINGS HOT, AND COLD THINGS COLD" "WHAT HAVE YA GOT IN THERE TODAY THEN PADDY ?" PADDY REPLIES "TWO CUPS OF COFFEE AND A CHOC ICE !" Priceless........
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mind you half my family are irish and they have some belters up their sleeves | |||
"PC Brigade?? That's why this country is so messed up. What happened to free speech? Jokes are just that, regardless of content. If you don't like them, don't read them. As on the TV. If you don't like what's on, change over. Some people need to get a life? " | |||
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"Paddy "what's Framks surname?" Mick. "frank who?"" what!? | |||
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"Spirit of Manning lives on. Would this thread be acceptable if "jew", "black", "muslim" or some other racial/cultural stereotype were ridiculed? All well and good amongst friends whom may understand each others view and/or whether they have a balanced view, but this is a public forum, and sometimes a little thought could be emploiyed before posting. Just a thought." well im half irish and go out with a jew and i find these jokes exremly funny, english, irish , scottish jokes have been around longer than me. Weve go cds with jewish humor on them and i can tell you most of the jokes are taking the piss out of themselves | |||
"Spirit of Manning lives on. Would this thread be acceptable if "jew", "black", "muslim" or some other racial/cultural stereotype were ridiculed? All well and good amongst friends whom may understand each others view and/or whether they have a balanced view, but this is a public forum, and sometimes a little thought could be emploiyed before posting. Just a thought. well im half irish and go out with a jew and i find these jokes exremly funny, english, irish , scottish jokes have been around longer than me. Weve go cds with jewish humor on them and i can tell you most of the jokes are taking the piss out of themselves" pisses me off. relayed most of these to Em and she thought some were very funny. some people just love to get insulted on other peoples behalfs. bless | |||
" well im half irish and go out with a jew and i find these jokes exremly funny, english, irish , scottish jokes have been around longer than me. Weve go cds with jewish humor on them and i can tell you most of the jokes are taking the piss out of themselves" Jewish humour? You already got a cake thread going | |||
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